Robots, do any of these apply to you?
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Robots, do any of these apply to you?
inb4 you losers call yourselves gamma positive
>>25335036
none i just am paranoid and then other people thought it would be funny to justify my paranoia and now i literally don't trust anyone at all and talk to no one unless i have to.
penis penis penis everyone who seriously comes here is going to kill themselves.
I'm closest to gamma positive, I guess.
>>25335075
hi
>>25335102
so ur just a paranoid schizo i getcha 8)
I'm an omega NEET. Wish I lost my contact with reality enough to forget my suffering.
>>25335075
I'm Beta+ senpai
>>25335075
Gamma positive does not imply any kind of success, genius or influence
>>25335373
Okay, I guess it does, pretty stupid definition. I reject all these classifications for myself, then
Delta Positive
>>25335036
I'm a mix of gamma- and delta+
>>25335373
This
Diogenes is gamma positive and he was a dirt poor anathema
>>25335036
>inb4 everyone is gamma positive
I know I am :^)
>>25335415
I was literally just about to ask if considering myself a modern version of him makes me gamma+
>>25335036
I'm a beta positive, but every day I go without a gf, I feel more like a beta negative.
>>25335415
They shouldn't put the fedora-tippy "highly intelligent" phrase in there
I'm not a part of the alpha/beta social dynamic, I'm not satisfied with mediocrity like deltas, but I'm sure as fuck not the renowned philosopher/composer/artist that's a gamma+ example.
Or maybe I am delta, fuck it whatever.
>>25335036
Delta positive
I'm nothing special, I get by life doing an average job, and just spend my time browsing the internet and a few other ways.
I'm not sloppy enough to be delta negative, I keep my place tidy.
I'm either Delta+ or Omega+.
I'd like to think I'm Gamma+ but that's probably just me lying to myself.
>Tfw Omega +
Wow. How dd I fuck up so bad? And I just turned 19 too.
At least I'm not omega-, I guess.
>>25335697
Its a slippery slope, just be yourself and you can be an alpha in no time.
omega positive here
>>25335075
It actually boggles my mind how anyone who would be on 4chan at this hour can honestly attempt to convince themselves, or anyone else, that they'd be a gamma positive.
>everyone ITT falls into one of the positive categories despite being on r9k
yeah fuck psychological self diagnosis and fuck all of you
Solidly in the Beta+ camp.
My only real disadvantage in life is the tendency to over analyze situations, but that's all it takes to cripple me in most aspects of life.
>>25335075
If you say gamma positive, its an automatic gamma negative
Halfway between beta positive and gamma negative
>>25335036
Isn't female social hierarchy largely the same? How would it differ?
Alpha plus here.
Alpha Positive
Feels good man
Gamma positive without the "noble pursuits"
inb4 lel ur a l00ser nerdlord
>>25336264
and also not capable of being an alpha male
You can tell the person who made this chart was a fedorian (or making fun of people that would call themselves gamma+es) just by looking at the description
Is it possible to be alpha + without the genetic quality? I don't think an ugly manlet with a small dick will ever be anything other than delta or omega.
omega+
feelsbad
Went from Delta- to Beta- in HS, went from Beta- to Beta+\Alpha- in college, now I'm back to either Beta- or Delta+
Delta positive. I have a job and sustain myself, but all I do at home is watch anime and play videogames.
>>25335036
no, i don't classify as any of these, firstly because you sound like a fucking idiot when you're calling yourself an alpha or an omega, second you only limit yourself when you give yourself a title so it's pointless
>>25336978
A true "alpha" doesn't categorize himself and does not let the hand he was dealt affect his lifestyle
>>25337710
>I don't believe in classification. I'm beautiful and unique, don't try to classify me as any of these.
Gamma negative detected
>>25335075
Actually I probably am. Inb4 you try to downvote me... this isn't reddit. I composed a string quartet that was performed in an acclaimed venue, started a band and made a website for it, play piano, guitar, and sing death metal vocals, know the latin names of most of the common plants and animals in my area, have 5 years experience in Isshin-ryu Karate, made my own language, am writing this from a custom modified Linux OS, and scored in the 99th percentile consistently across all types of standardized tests and higher (100s +) on my first year of college classes. I neither have gf nor want one, and I'm considered a "nut" by my optimistic peers and "retarded" by others. I think I fit the bill.
>>25336253
>alpha positive
>being on r9k
highest you get is beta negative/10
Delta positive.
I'm just an average joe, nothing special.
>>25335036
I don't seek to be apart of the social hierarchy yet I have no personal goals/pursuits. I just exist like the delta positive except I'm not happy that way either. I don't think any of these social roles would fulfill me. I prefer being alone and feel more of a connection with the beauty of the world than the people in it. I do get lonely however and long for a real relationship with someone who might share my thought process, although I'd probably just feel more alone and wind up on my own again. Social, sexual and material desires do not fulfill me and neither does anything else.
>>25335036
None. Because I'm not retarded enough to buy into this shitty labeling system used only by autists on Taiwanese finger painting forums. This is basically tumblr-tier gender fluidity repackaged under a different name.
>>25337762
I'd say the people who buy into this are the would-be special snowflakes. In fact, not buying into the labels just shows you understand how mediocre and indistinguishable you are as an individual from the millions of other twats running around.
>>25338020
> NOT CONFORMING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That chart was made by our lord Trump himself! How dare you criticize it!
I'm not really in any of these. I'm social and have a stable job. I manage my life well and have normal hobbies. But I enjoy time alone and prefer a small group of friends. I haven't had much luck dating mostly because I have a terrible selection process that only seems to find the crazy ones. Also i dress like a hipster but I don't bitch about it to everyone
Omega Minus
>>25335036
Was a b- now b+ was an a- in my early 20's
>always striving for a+
>>25338064
Oh my! How careless of me anon. I do apologize for criticizing the work of almighty trump. I must now self-flagellate while masturbating to an upside down picture of my waifu so that I may still receive repentance in the afterlife.
>>25335036
Omega positive.
Someone just kill me.
Somewhere between beta positive or delta positive is what I am. My goal in life is to find an easy job that pays enough for me to live my life and do what I enjoy. I usually read, lurk 4chan, play piano or guitar, and vidya.
I do have some social experience, but I'm extremely insecure, I don't have any sense of work ethic, and I don't have that much fluid intelligence.
I'm trying to improve my thinking, mainly by changing what I read, and annotating the books with my thoughts.
Currently Beta Positive.
I just need to try a lil harder to be a Le Alpha-.
Delta+, although I like to think I won't have a menial job
>>25335036
Delta positive.
I do not mind being a fuck up one bit. Everything about me will not meet someone's standards and I'll always be one step behind even with effort put into whatever I want to achieve.
>>25335036
I notice a trend here. The more attractive you are the better off you are. Alpha is just a codeword for tall robust attractive man
Omega definitely leaning towards positive.
>>25339824
Yep, you don't feel the need to become an asocial recluse with no confidence when you have no disadvantages.
>>25335036
Gamma Positive.
Omega + and hopefully pulling away.
>>25337839
>and sing death metal vocals
Well you just proved you're not gamma positive right there son.
>tfw delta negative
just kill me now to be true relatives
>>25336048
This 2bh my relatives
>>25335036
Ironically enough. The best thing to be is either Omega negative or Alpha negative. These two groups are probably the most hated types of men on the planet but they're both totally unaware of it. Ignorance is, as you all know, bliss.
I'm definitely on the positive side of things. Somewhere between beta and delta I guess.
>>25340058
>being aware of it
Welcome to the poz side.
>>25338081
That'll make you closest to beta positive I think.
>>25338020
>>25337762
Gamma negatives detected.
>tfw omega+
It's really sad at this point.
>>25335036
A mix of everyone. Except of alpha - . Because I'm virgin
>>25335036
>tfw being realistic with myself im a delta positive
>>25335036
Beta- or delta+
/pepe/
>>25335036
Beta positive, trying not to slip to negative
>>25335036
perfect picture for turning your life into a meme
>>25341056
>he still thinks his life isnt a meme
