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Hey /r9k/, how do I convince my senpai that I actually love him?
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Hey /r9k/, how do I convince my senpai that I actually love him? He's such a socially awkward loser that he doesn't think anyone could possibly love him.
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>>25333616
Why the fuck would you love him?
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>>25333639
Because he's been a good friend to me for many of my years, we often talk about deep, philosophical stuff, we have very similar hobbies, and he's able to pinpoint his own flaws, allowing himself to improve. He's also good at pinpointing other peoples flaws for them, allowing them to become better people if they choose to accept it.
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>>25333616

Be persistent. You have to give him the solid impression that "yes, I want to be your qt waifu". Court him quite simply.
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>>25333616
So you can later destroy him because suddenly you got bored if him like any women? NOOOOH!
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>>25333616
You do no such thing!
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Call him onii chan. Failing that, rub your minge against him and put his hands on your breasts and ask him if he believes you want him now.
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>>25334086

Be careful, she could scare him off by going the "please fuck me" route.
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>>25333616
Actions speak louder than words. Attempt to visit him, move in with him, hug him, have sex with him, whatever.

Also if he's a high functioning autist logic might work. E.g. I spend X amount of time speaking to you, whereas I only spend X/10 time speaking to others, therefore I like you 10x as much and thus love you.
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>>25334109
Sometimes you just have to cast the die and hope it works out (something that all robots should take to heart). If he reacts negatively just tell him you really love him, you tried to say it politely a thousand times and he just wouldn't believe it so you tried to force the hand of fate a bit. Offer yourself to him again, speak frankly. Say I am here, open for you romantically. If you don't want my love that is okay, we can still be friends. But don't think for one moment you are unlovable.

If he's still repulsed, chances are he's just not attracted to you and you shouldn't waste romantic efforts on him. People say men are attracted to anything with a hole but that's not true. I know several classic beauties who I'm simply not attracted to on a sexual level. I recognize their world class aesthetic appeal but I doubt they could excite me to arousal.
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>>25334162
>E.g. I spend X amount of time speaking to you, whereas I only spend X/10 time speaking to others, therefore I like you 10x as much and thus love you.

This made me laugh warmly. And I am not autistic.
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this fucking thread
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don't you dare muted me again you fucker
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