Alright here it goes
>be me 23y/o, living with mum
>not actually a virgin, used to have casual sex with girls when I was 17, not doing well school and not having money was considered 'bad boy'ish back then
>install Tinder for the 20th time in my life
>get 0 matches in the first day
>no problem, fuck tinder, fuck this shit
>1 match in 1 week, it's a bot
>fuck this shit, un-install
>it's christmas, sitting home, playing vidya
>thinking maybe christmas will bring pity sex
>re-install Tinder, swipe every fucking thing to right
>get a match
>seems catfishing, but not a bot
>weird deceiving blurry pictures
>don't give a shit, desperate and loney for so long now
>start talking random shit
>try not spill spaghetti
>still do, she spills, too
>wtf, is she transgender
>i beg to go over her's for 3 days
>no dice, she goes to work
>she has a day off when I go to work
>I sacrifice holy vidya time to meet up with her
>time and place
>and she shows up
>I literally don't recognize her, wtf
>she's 3/10 something
>no worries, good thing I'm a heavy drinker
>head to closest bar
>I'm broke asf, she notices, starts buying drinks
>comments "hey Anon, your eyes are getting real dizzy, you ok?"
>am really drunk, for the first time in my life man up and say "yah, no, lets take a cab to your place"
>she fucking agrees
>what the actual fuck
>get to her place
>she has booze
>i start drinking, heavy, nervous
>she actually takes bottles away from me
>we have sex
>thought i'd cum in seconds, cause haven't had sex in 4 years and I usually cum in 15secs to porn
>nope
>she's so unattractive that I barely hold a boner
>she's so unattractive that I can go non-stop
>drill her for solid 6 hours
>hatefuck her
>anal her
>degrade her
>cum on her face
>pull her from hair
>"Anon you such a beast, do u ever get tired?"
>feel validated
>finally stop, she moans about being hurt
>sleep 2 hours
>wake up
>holy shit, can't believe my eyes
>it can't be
>just when you thought it couldn't get any uglier, she sure was looking ugly asf at morning
>lose morning wood
>leave without saying a single word
>first time in life feel accomplished, confident
doesn't matter, finally had sex, Reddit, I made it. Normies accept me!
>>25331794
>>25331796
ONLY THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS???
ONLY?
THAT IS NOTHING
NOTHING
LIKE THE FIRST TIME
EVER
LET ME SAY THAT AGAIN . . .
EVER!!!!!
GET OUT NORMALFAG!!!
OUT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>25331796
Dude did you have premature ejaculation during your hookups when you were 17?
>>25331913
yes, I did. I think thats when I turned a robot. Shit killed my sexual confidence. I stopped wanting to have sex, because I never made a woman orgasm. Until yesterday. Sorry guys but this feels so fucking great. We're all going to make it.
Now I know I just need to hook up with ugly chicks, I'm pretty ugly myself so it's totally fine with me.
>>25331794
>>25331796
listen man, you can come here and tell this story to try to get some validation from us but it won't work
you will never be a normie and now you can't be one of us
this course of action made you unwanted in litterally the last frontier out there for social fuck ups
go away
>>25331934
Dude I have PE too (except I haven't had sex before, but sometimes I surprise myself by cumming when I masterbate)
This is great news, I am happy for you and myself that the cure to this dreadful condition is an ugly girl
I'm not even being sarcastic either
Have you tried antidepressants or numbing condoms?
>CASUAL SEX AT 17
NORMIE
GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25331955
haven't tried antidepressants other than alcohol (it's said you can hold longer when drunk, doesn't apply for me, still a short comer)
Tried condoms, won't work. I fucking get off latex or anything sexual.
I'd highly recommend finding an ugly girl. It's so totally worth it.
>>25331978
Have you noticed when you fap that your PE muscles tend to clench too much and that you rely on them to cum/keep an erection?
>>25332024
idk, I haven't ever paid attention to that.
>>25332030
Alright man, good luck in banging 3/10s
>>25331871
chill fagthe meme stopped being funny
>>25331796
Did she have a cute face though?
