Why are cowtits so utterly irresistible?
>utterly
>not udderly
ONE JOB.
>>25331479
Y'know I was actually about to do that, but thought it'd be meme'ing too hard, so I just decided to settle on cowtits being legitimately irresistible.
You can use them for boxing training.
>use as cushion
>use as jiz mop
>use as flotation device
The uses are practically endless
Lemme just pop in a praise the breast part of a women that is udderly irresistible.
There room in this thread for tits that point down?
>>25331827
Of course there is, don't mute me
>>25331827
Heck yeah there is! Welcome friend!
Remember, never break your mouse friends. It's hard to replace em around the festivus.
Like seriously, I had to fix this shitty thing with a pen spring, some electrical tape and the remains of the mouse.
>>25331460
Go ahead and have your disgusting, unhealthy, curved-spine cowtitted harlot succubi. More DFC for the rest of us who aren't blinded by shit taste
Like, I can click junk, but I can't play my games or anything. I have to wait for the GF to get back with a new one.
>>25332187
Do tell me, where do you get the ideas that it's unhealthy or disgusting? Curved spine is more a posture thing which gets more important the more weight you carry. Also, why do you prefer dfc?
>tfw no cowtits gf that pretends to be my mommy
>>25332212
Forgot to post an image with that.
>>25332215
>Cowtits gf is best gf.
When did the captcha get so festive?
I should find some lettergun content to post instead of my 4am ramblings...
"Whew. I'm getting too old and giant for this."
>>25332187
go away you trap loving flat chest filth, you are literally tumblr plauge on 4chan
"I am coming, cowards! To lay eggs in your mouth!"
Where does one find delicious cowtits in the wild?
"I am most dangerous man, in history of WORLD!"
>>25332436
A lot of places actually. Delicious cowtits are on the rise. You just have to seek them.
"We lose, but they do not win?"
"Daagh, too many little men on this team!"
"Is good time to run, cowards!"
"It is good day to be Giant Man!"
"Bologna is perfect fuel for killing tiny cowards!"
"I killed many cowards for that."
"You are going to need much bigger guns!"
"What coward is still not ready to fight?"
>>25332436
wew, imagine if you shoved some implants in there since she already has all that loose skin to accommodate them
"Not so mighty now, tiny giant."
Last one for now
>>25331460
>Why
Harder for them to get away
"Even a life-long prosperity is but one cup of sake"
"What was that, Sandvich? "Kill them all"? Good idea! Hahahahahaha!"
(the true last one, when I return a new set of quotes will be used. This should give away what I was quoting.)
Bed time for me friendo.
Good luck on your quest for the comfort of a big loving bosom.
>>25332187
>sa|ty chestlet detected
Soft and comforting.
i'm not a weeb and this is an original comment
>>25331460
Oedipus complex obviously
>>25332475
this chick is just fat tits not cow tits
this comment is in high quality of original
t. weeb
>>25332744
Is this the 80's
>>25333916
>tfw Hitomi Tanaka will never nurse you
why live
>>25333916
Asians look the best with cowtits.
>>25333987
Black cowtits>asian>latin>white desu
>>25333850
Actually she isn't. Princess busty. She's fairly thin.
>>25333956
Who knows gentlemen.
>>25334041
I respect your opinion.
Thank god for escorts, only way a beta like me would get to fuck giant natural tits
>monitoring this thread
continue
Most of those you posted disgust me, but I'll contribute some hitomi
>>25334345
Aye aye, cap'n.
>>25334329
Actually cowtits girls are pretty beta themselves so...
>>25334483
Pour quoi?
>>25334483
Hitomi's face is disgusting.
nasal spray
>>25334552
it sure is. but so are most busty women.
I guess it's the price you pay
>>25334574
tax benefits
Last one I have
complete vitamins
The Backburner
why is /r9K/ 2mb maX?
>>25334706
God knows kinda sir. god knows.
>>25333987
I agree lad
>>25334732
Comment goes here
>>25334788
Comment goes there
The Degreaser
The Phlogistinator
>>25331460
That looks pretty gross desu
I guess I just prefer them bolted on and fake, at least they dont look so droopy then
sooo when are we going to post the tit-sucking webms and get this show on the road?
She is the best looking western cowtitted model,prove me wrong.
>>25334966
>you're comment was not orig
HNNNNG
Perfect
>>25331460
i feel like i get more day every day. When was younger i considered myself bisexual, and all tiddies woudl give me a erection but theese dont even phase me.
How come Hollywood is so anti-cowtits?
>>25335033
Now these are nice the rest posted here are just too big and shaped weirdly
>>25335053
Because americans are feminist cucks
Most girls in this thread are freaks of nature, pic related is what I think when somebody mentions cowtits
>>25335053
Rest in RIP Ms. Winters' tits.
nevar 4get
>>25335522
Then you're clearly mentally handicapped if those average tits are big to you
>>25335053
Its run by low test kikes and chestlet feminists
>>25335116
Those are the only fake tits ITT
>>25335116
Exactly
Exactlyblox
>>25335610
Oh I realized that senpai just that they're decent fakes.
Wish i could post some pictures of Stacey Poole she has some fine breasts
>>25335610
I know, but they do look better
>>25335676
Disgusting
Why don't I post an actually attractive doll
>>25335707
HNNNNG
>not original
HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
>>25335707
Nigga stop
Shit's gettin nasty
>>25335737
Hnnng, again
>>25335753
I'll leave it at the goddess of big fake breasts herself then, Bianca.
>>25335773
Actually those might be real, cant tell anymore
>>25335795
They're great, but they're fake. I don't mind and I think she is gorgeous.
>>25335844
Of course they're fake, they're too perfect looking to be real
>>25335911
Then why did you say you can't tell?
>>25335911
Oh my god the way they respond to her touch and the water here in this gif is so perfect
If I was a gril I would want breasts like these.
>>25335945
Of course as a figure of speech, easier to understand by tone of voice though
>>25333916
>>25334259
>>25334483
>>25334577
>>25334732
>>25334788
>>25334896
I would do anything to marry her. Why won't Hitomi-senpai notice me?
>>25333956
Know how you feel bro
>>25336069
Rereading your post I can understand it better now. Thank you for clearing that up for me. Have some tits.
Big beautiful breasts are one of my many sources of inspiration in life.
>>25331460
>utterly irresistible
>utterly
>udderly
You had one job.
These breasts are big.
They make me smile.
I think I'll sit and stare at them,
For a while.
This thread's gotten more quiet since I started posting. Do you not enjoy gazing on these women?
>>25335765
>>25335737
>>25335707
>>25335677
Fake tits look like the 3D equivalent of my boob drawings when I was 12.
>>25336472
Because fake breasts are disgusting,get some taste.
>>25336796
this. fake breasts are fucking just creepy
>>25336796
I disagree but I will post natural breasted cuties in the spirit of friendship.
>>25336796
This desu fempai
>>25331727
>assault your enemies and suffocate them
Thread started out so well.
big boobs are the best
After watching Hitomi's titfucks all the others seem boring
AmberCutie is her name
>>25336974
What went wrong?
Was it the fake boobs?
>>25337073
Pretty much,the size and ability difference compared to any other pornstar is astounding.
>>25335116
>>25335033
>>25335630
you guys are probably virgins. once u get laid you graduate to more trashy shit like saggy tits and belly girls
>>25337207
Who in their right mind would like saggy deflated boobs
>>25332475
>tfw a qt like that (no grill) will ever talk to you or fine you attractive
Is 2016 even worth it
>>25337117
Yes.
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s
.
Original.
>>25335911
Fake tits are so lame
>>25335630
>dyed hair
>bright pink lipstick
>orange skin
>fake tits
is this bait or do you really have such shit taste?
>>25336359
>repeating what someone has already said
>it was said in the first reply
do you even glance through a thread before posting you brainless moron
random text for reasons
>>25332436
There's something terribly erotic about this body. Gross, but erotic...
