>find perfect skirt
>outrageously expensive
>think about it for 3 hours, decide to buy it since it brings out such a reaction
>oh it has a tiny defect, I'll look elsewhere (excuse)
>spend the rest of the day in other malls
>nowhere to be seen, in any size
>go to buy online that night
>sold out
>lament
>go to mall next day and buy it immediately
Lesson to all fembots, ALWAYS impulse buy.
I AM ACKNOWELEDGING THIS IS BAIT, BUT IT IS STILL SHITPOSTING ANYWAYS
REMINDER THAT THESE ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF BLACK SAFE SPACE THREADS ON STORMFRONT
REMINDER TO NEVER PUT DISGUSTING, BLEEDING, PISSING, SWEATING, DISCHARGING, CUM FILLED PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL
REMINDER TO NEVER RESPOND POSITIVELY TO "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
Clearly a troll post, but not because it's unlikely a girl would say that, just because it's here.
sorry whores, but based mods are finally deleting all of your bullshit threads. You aren't welcome here.
>>25331264
Did you buy anything nice in the boxing day sales? :)
>>25331264
Lol, who let the virgin in?
>>25331416
if you aren't a virgin you aren't a fembot.
>>25331347
I've been here for 7 years. I've developed alongside 4chan, and it's been a journey.
fembot threads would be ok if fem* filtered to cumdumpster
>>25331500
That's a terrible idea!
How disrespectful.
>>25331500
I wouldn't care if this happened, just leave the thread up so people stop remaking it. They were posted less when the janitor didn't delete them.
>>25331224
Friendly reminder to sage and report.
>>25331766
>sage
>bump the thread
>tfw christmas was empty
I want love, not bath sets god damn it.
Tell me fembots, why haven't you embraced 2D yet?
>clean
>won't ever cheat on you
>won't beg for sex all the time
>hard working and accomplished, unless you don't want him to be
>appreciates you for who you are, sees more in you than a vagina to stick his penis into
>no coarse body hair that will scratch you and get into your mouth if you go down on him
>always available
3DPD literally cannot compete. Those of you who are already a part of the master race, who is your husbando?
>>25332740
"Fembots" will never accept 2d because they all want chad and unlike robots, are unable to accept that they'll never have him and so can never be happy with 2d.
>>25332872
Naw. I'm happy with my 2D 'chad'.
>>25332914
post youare husbando
>>25332872
Honestly I've realized that 2d is more satisfying than 3d. It's such a good feel.
>>25332740
My husbando is a 3d 2d
>>25332931
Only because 2d reflects your wants through imagination. Real people are flawed,just like the one staring back at you in the mirror. Accept it,embrace it. It's okay. It's just a matter of finding a compatible crazy with the preferred naughty bits. Otherwise,you might as well lucid dream a Waifu,and never wake up. You'll be entertained but not really living.
I believe it's the demands you make on these near-strangers that derail any relationship you might attempt. Sex is okay,but putting that as the goal of a date is the most common of mistakes. Take someone out to dinner and a movie. Enjoy the movie,savor the dinner,appreciate the company that's all to rare in your life. Even if the date turns sour,look at the situation from the outside and be entertained by the absurdity of the stuff happening like it was a TV Show you are watching. Expect Nothing,and all will be Win,even the sucky parts. At least you didn't pound your pudding to cartoon porn and collapse in a mound of cheese puffs like the previous hundred weekends.
Don't let the demands of Biology get in the way of Fun. The Journey should be as memorable as the destination.
