>at strip club
>sit down
>tall, blonde girl (23) approaches
>she starts talking to me
>she asks me if I want go to a private room
>don't know what to say
>I just agree
>she takes me into the private lap dance room
>she says "what do you want me to do"
>I say "i don't know"
>she puts a handkerchief on my pants and starts dancing
>she grabs my hands and puts it on her ass
>she starts slapping her own ass
>she says "do it"
>I do it
>she puts her breasts in my face
>she says "do you want to take things further"
>I say "what?"
>She says "i want to suck your dick"
>i refuse
>I don't tell her it's because I'm afraid of stds
>I start going limp because she's rubbing her bare pussy on my pants and the handkerchief fell off
>she says it again
>"wouldn't you love to have my mouth on your dick?"
>I tell her "I don't know"
>she dry humps me the whole time while doing other things
>she keeps asking me to grab her, because I'm sitting there frozen most of the time
>I was scared
>I tell her I'm finished, I pay her and leave
You just saved yourself from an STD congratulations senorito Anon
>>25330530
>>She says "i want to suck your dick"
>>i refuse
what exactly did you say? " no thanks " ?
>>25330530
>>25330601
Not all stripper has std. but I am thinking is much possible if this one is so quick to want to give blowjob.
>go to whire house
>wore asks if I want her services
>tell her no
>pay her anyways and leave
>(You)
>go back and sit down
>I feel so scared that I might have herpes now or aids or something
>it's because she was also fingering herself on her barepussy and was touching me after the fact
>continue sitting
>I order a beer and drink it
>a minute later
>another girl approaches, an attractive black girl, whose tall and mixed looking
>she asks me what im doing and what im up to
>she's making small talk
>she says "you look so sad and down"
>I tell her "I'm fine"
>I was probably looking sad because I was afraid I caught something
>she says "do you want to do anything"
>I just say "I have no money , I didn't bring much"
>she runs her fingers through my hair and walks away
>anyway I drink my beer while glancing at the dancer on stage
>I actually find the dancer really attractive
>she looks like jennifer beals or tony montanas sister from scarface, really attractive and really fit and obviously around my age
>she finishes pole dancing
>I'm too scared to approach her because i'm too intimidated
>after she's done dancing she walks up to my table in the corner and starts talking to me
>I can't believe it
>I forgot what she said, but she talked to me for about a minute and I told her frankly that I only had 60 bucks left and I don't know what that meant to her
>and she said "it's my first day here too, ill give u a handjob and a blowjob"
>so I followed her
>she keeps telling me its her first time too while I'm in the booth with her
>I trust her because she seems absolutely shy jsut like me
>she starts giving me a handjob
>it's obvious its her first time ever giving a handjob because she's doing it too hard and really tugging on my foreskin
>I'm in a lot of pain
>I kindly tell her that I would like it slower and softer so I wouldnt hurt her feelings
>>25330530
Despite the bullshit you hear from women all the time... yeah, it IS okay for a man not to be a whore and say no.
>she keeps giving me a handjob
>I intially refused her blowjob
>I agree to the blowjob
>she blows me for a minute
>I feel guilty because it's her first time and I tell her to stop and just continue with the handjob
>I actually feel like leaving because i feel uncomfortable and just let her have the money and leave
>I told her I'm done but she didnt understand, so she started grinding on my baredick instead
>my fear kicks in again for stds
>She gets into this position (pic related) and starts dry humping slowly
>she puts her cheek to my cheek and we're locking heads, wh ile she's huggin my head with her other arm
>she seems very passionate and I stare at our reflection in the black wall and think about how great we look together and how romantic this moment sort of is, even though I don't really feel anything for her but I find her really attractive and genuinely cute
>she asks me what my favorite sex position is and I respond
>missionary
>because of /r9k/ memes
>she asks me if I like it rough or normal
>I respond "normal" even though I always watch rough porn
>I zip up my pants and tell her that it was great and hug her and leave
>she tells me to try and stay out of trouble and that I'm a good guy
>I go back downstairs and sit down
>girl I had just danced with sits a table away from me and I see her sometimes looking at me
>another girl approaches this time it's a middle eastern girl
>she asks me if I want to have a good time
>I tell her I literally have no money
>she then just asks if she could just sit at my table instead
>I let her
>she makes small talk with me
>she asks me if I would fuck her
>and I didn't know how to respond like it was a trick question, but I said I would
>she continued making small talk but left after 10 minutes
>then the first girl tall blonde girl who approached me, approached my table again
>she asked me how I was
>she asked me if any other girl sucked my dick
>I said "I can't answer that" she said "that means some girl sucked your dick"
>I go quiet
>she asks me if I would like her company again
>I tell her I wasted all my money
>she says "oh that's a shame, did you have a good time"
>I tell her "yeah"
>she walks away
>>25330851
>I intially refused her blowjob
>I agree to the blowjob
>>25330930
It's almost like a robot actually experienced sex, as weird as that sounds
>>25330930
Well I didn't say "blowjob" I intially refused her offer
I just said "mouth please" and sehs aid "what" and I pointed to my dick. I was scared of saying blowjob.
Also when I agreed to the handjob I just made the jerk off motion because I was too shy to say it.
When I intially got her in the booth I actually whispered in her ear that I liked feet.
Even though her feet were nice they smelled a little sweaty since she was dancing and I am disgusted by sweat so I told her I'd rather have the handjob with the handjerking motion.
I hate when striptease sluts are so forceful. Can't they just fuck off and dance while I drink my overpriced beer?
Not to mention one time they put something in mine and my friend's beer. I have avoidant personality disorder so I didn't lose my head and refused going to private room since I'm always wary around people even when completely wasted. Friend didnt refuse and lost 1500 euro that night.
You just can't trust whores
>>25330851
HOLY FUCK WHY HAVEN"T I GONE OT A STRIP CLUB YET!?!?!??!?!?!?
>>25331048
Really? They put something in your drink. I left my drink unintended atleast four times.
>>25331048
unattended*
>>25331115
Yes
I was puking through the whole next day
>>25331009
>I just said "mouth please"
>>25331164
HOW DO I KNOW IF I AHVE BEEN DRUGGED
Did you feel it the very same day? It's been atleast 5 hours now and I don't feel any different.
I don't want to puke in my sleep
I'm pretty sure those types of places make sure the employees don't have stds.
That could get the owner is some serious trouble if they did.
>>25331279
Yeah but the rules clearly said inside the private place, no handjobs, no blowjobs, etc, etc. yet they were doing this stuff
SO I doubt stripclubs actually test their employees
>>25331353
That would be even more reason to test their employees.
>>25330530
>at strip club in a town near London
>hot blonde Polish girl offers me a Dance
>go with her, she's rubbing my crotch with her foot
>next thing I know she's breathing in my ear and has her hand in my jeans
>diamonds.Com
>then she has my cock out and is grinding against it.
>she's soaking
>then I'm inside her
>song finishes. She asks me for another 60
>hand that shit over and she carries on.
>nut in her.
>go back to table
>drinking with the boys
>end of the night, leave.
>STD test 6 months later. Clean as a whistle.
Stop being faggots.
>>25331228
You'd already know, you're fine
>I forgot what she said, but she talked to me for about a minute and I told her frankly that I only had 60 bucks left and I don't know what that meant to her
>and she said "it's my first day here too, ill give u a handjob and a blowjob"
what the hell kind of strip club has strippers who will blow you for 60 dollars??? how fat were these girls? did they have C sections? if they didnt. this story is bull shit
>>25331492
Le bellow ebin strip vlub attendeeeee *tips*
>>25330530
>at strip club
Fucking degenerate normie scum. That women is somebody's daughter. The Jewish media has convinced her to sell her body for money instead of being a wholesome Mother dedicated to her family, and you're supporting this by frequenting these vile establishments.
How would you feel if this were your mother or sister, you hedonistic scumbag
>>25330530
Well done, you kept your honor!
>>25331718
>How would you feel if this were your mother or sister, you hedonistic scumbag
I'd propably fuck her
>>25331428
I use the same underwear for 3 months now. I check every morning if it still clean and yes, it is clean like a whistle, so need to change my boxerd
>>25330530
This is definitely comparable to my first, and only strip club experience. The first chick on the stage was a chick I knew, in weird circumstances... and it only got weirder... just wanted to get out of there.
Been with plenty of women, but that was a weird fuckin' night even before/after the club.
