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Who /devilish/ here? >Make a fake okCupid account >Make
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Who /devilish/ here?

>Make a fake okCupid account
>Make guys drive cities to fuck
>Add the ugliest and most beta people and say/do shit like "You look like a thumb, I don't date children / you need to be 6'0 or up to ride this / sorry I don't date ugly asians only the black dick (I was pretending to be Korean and would turn down asians) / tell guys that i want an open relationship / insult fat asses and shit"
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>Masturbate in bed.
>jizz all over sheets
>get dog to clean it all up
Saves on dog food too
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>>25330469
pls share profile
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>go to public toilet
>don't flush
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>be in grade 5
>me and friend go to toilet
>piss on all the toilet paper rolls
>piss on the floor
>walk out cackling like a wicked witch
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>>25331671
i did that too, only smeared shit and clogged the toilet with butterfingers
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>>25330469
Funny. I always knew the most self hating Asian girls were white guys in disguise
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I make fake OK Cupid profiles with camwhore girls and get betas to buy me e-gift cards to Dominoes. Get about 2-3 pizzas a week.
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>>25330469
>ITT scumbags
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>>25330469
>See commercial for 50% off new running shoes that i needed
>Didnt even go and buy them just stayed home.
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>Fucking this guy from my works girlfriend
>bring 3ds with me when I fuck her at their place so he gets my streetpass

Devilish enough?
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>>25331912
>>25331685
>some robot janitor had to clean it up

at least he didn't do it for free
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>>25332183
It's awful to think about that.
The poor dude or dudette who had to clean up those toilets ._.
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>>25330469
I try to do this but they always want to verify I'm real before they make the drive. How do you get it to to work?
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