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>It's just a numbers game...
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>It's just a numbers game...
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>using the approach that is guaranteed to fail

You have to let the women pretend they arent sluts. Everyone knows this
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>>25330359
>posting your face, where you live, and the fact you sexually harass women on a public forum

baka tbqh senpai
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Wha app/site is that? I've never seen it before
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>>25330445
yeah this i would very much like to know this
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>>25330403
>You have to let the women pretend they arent sluts. Everyone knows this

But at the same time there's not really room for that on a dating site.
The entire reason you post on there is for sex.
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>being that straightforward with a face like that

Wow... really? You would have to look like Zyzz to use that opening line and have it work. Also, it IS a numbers game. Your number just clearly isn't 6.
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>>25330473
Thats why you use innuendo and harmless banter for the opening lines.

Its retarded but unfortunately thats how it works.
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>>25330404
>omg he used a hookup app to try to hookup with girls! what a creeper!!!
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>>25330359

>its just a numbers game
>only half trying
>only asking a small number of people
>really, only half trying.
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>>25330445
>>25330454
Its called 'sayhi'
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>>25330473
Lol this guy. I'll eat my pants if you're not op you silly nip
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>>25330524

What are things a socially inept person would say, trebek?
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This one from an app called 'badoo'
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>not trying to play it out
>would be put on the sex offender list if tried in real life

many people use the internet as a second reality. meaning who they are in life they portray on the web. you are creepy and are a true robot
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>>25330359
>>25330473
>>25330547

I'm not sure how to prove it other than capping this post.
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>>25330612
>all those man faces

WOW
O
W
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>>25330629
This. I bet there are a few traps in that pic.
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>>25330624

Like this.
Best I can do.
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App: Mico
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App: lovoo
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>>25330797
Why don't you ask the Lovoo team?
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>>25330359
>>25330612
>>25330712
it is a numbers game
but you reduce the probablity a lot by:
texting attractive women - they have a lot of offers like yours, so the low probability of getting a woman who is ready for casual sex and is attracted to your photo is divided by the number of guys who text her
offering sex straightaway - most of the girls dont mind, but have social pressure on them

either offer sex to unattractive and/or older females or learn game like the rest of us
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>>25330612
>Hello you have a nice bathroom
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>>25330524
>thinks asking women abruptly for sex is okay.

If you wouldn't do it IRL, you shouldn't do it online.
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Even if troll....what do?
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>>25331205

You're gonna get stabbed and robbed
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>>25331205
do it you complain its a numbers game and when one responds you say now
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>>25331310
But im scared anon
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>>25331390
youre gonna lose an organ dude
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>>25331390
Just do it.

I gotta see if this point-blank shotgun method actually works.
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>>25331390

She's trying to get a free meal out of you. Ribs and Rumps is a kind of restaurant right?
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Other girl
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>>25331390
Bend her over and tell her 'We Dicks and Rumps now'
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>>25331465
>what favour?
>I just need to borrow your kidneys for a few hours
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>>25331390
>>25331465

Why do they both want favors? That's weird.
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No one can actually be this delusional to think that straight up asking for casual sex would work.
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>>25331431
Op here, it doesnt work, it makes no sense if you want it to wo you have to really good look or a celibrity. Girls arent going to have sex wih some average looking nobody just because he straight asked her. If she wanted sex she couldve easily asks the other better looking guys
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>>25331493
its mighty suspicious
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>>25331493
What planet are you on
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hey wong. shave your head, use a #2 (2mm clipper). try and go for a techcore look, you can get examples on /fa/. dont actually go for the whole look. just get an idea or two

as for your pics, take photos in natural light. people told you, youre not that bad looking. just an average chinese dude trying to get laid without having a substantial personality
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>>25331498

I have seen it work, but it involved a Chad and a desperate fat chick who made excellent use of myspace angles to entrap him
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>>25331465
What's with the favors Jerry?
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>>25330403
TWO THOUSAND AND FIFTEEN
FUCK THAT SHIT BRO!
THINK ABOUT THE KIDS
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>>25331529
This and SMILE, FOR FUCK SAKE
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>>25331599
Man the robot filter was a mistake
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>>25331465
>>25331390
what are these favours?
just a set up to get robbed?
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>>25331645
now thats what im talking about! you dont even have fucked up teeth. do some shit like that outdoors. maybe some different shirts
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>>25331730
Thats my chefs apron :S
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>>25331645
Legend

original comment
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>>25331735
Senpai, you're talking to a bot
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>>25331735
yeah i noticed the collar was weird. a pic of you in a restaurant would be an interesting center piece to chatting online. i feel like if you doctored up your profile and could actually verify yourself on tinder, you'd score.

ask the cam girls to pay you
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>Would you like to have sex with me, young woman?
>Yes please
Nothing wrong with this picture, all perfectly normal
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>>25331813
sounds like a bot bro
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>>25331879
just went to that link. she's a cowboy and shes taking you for a ride
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>>25331924
dude it redirects to a survey website. he/she's making money off the ads
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OP dont follow their links or any of that. I had a girl on kik do the exact same thing, literally word for word. They're just trying to get your credit card info/other stuff.

Also I love your threads man, they're fucking great. You should try actually putting some thought into each response to each girl depending on what their profile says. I guarentee you'd get laid a lot quicker.
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so, same time tomorrow, wong?
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OP. Use this https://patook.com/Blog/Pickup if you are adamant about proceeding in this rote, mechanical manner.

Could probably write a script to send these lines out automatically...
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>>25330359
it IS a numbers game, ya dingus. dating sites are the wrong way to go.

get on social media, learn some subtlety and try it IRL
Sure it's a numbers game, but you still have to have some effort. You're throwing out rotting meat trying to catch honeybees. Reconsider your approach.
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Fnfnrhjrhnrynyjr
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>>25333007
OP you thirsty ass nigga
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keep your gun with you when you go to get some strange pussy
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>>25333079
post her response when you get it
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>>25333079
Oh fuck I just kekd in a doctor's office
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>>25330612
>casual sex?
>casual sex?
>casual sex?
>nice bathroom
>casual sex?
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>>25330612
>Hello you have a very nice bathroom
???
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>>25333658
Well, she probably actually does have a nice bathroom
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>>25331074
>implying I don't ask for sex IRL
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Good to see OP is still going at it. Post some responses like in the last thread!
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>>25331735
wtf man , what are you doinng !!!!

why change the fucking subject , ask if you can be part of it !!!
holy crap , what retarted answer is that .
wear a mask and let her play wiht you .

fuck , fuck ,fuck ..
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