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>you will never be famous just for being attractive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4NwTJFOm8M
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So girls like guys who look like slightly more masculine girls?
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>>25330168
when they're young, then it's masculine chads who can do rapeplay and choke them
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He's not really that attractive. It became a meme to say how hot he was. I don't know how to articulate this well at all, but somehow it was funny for girls to just retweet his picture with some heart smiley emojis with some joke about how she would love for him to check them out at target.
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>>25330168
>>25330185
Alex from Target is perfect Chad material though.
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>>25330168
he is beautiful leave him alone
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>>25330204
Look at his facial features he looks like a girl. And he has no muscles to speak of.
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>>25330168
its the motherly instincts
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Even if you make 300k a year and lift weights daily, the guy at Target with the handsome face will always get the girl
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>>25330231
Don't you know that this is the ideal? Cute boys with soft voices is where its at.
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>>25330231
His facial features aren't particularly girly. They're not soft, just neotenous. He could start lifting, and look like a chad par excellence.
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>>25330107
As someone that works at target, this kid is an absolutely faggot. Being cashier is the most pleb job to have at Target let alone any job.
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I used to think this was silly but I saw this adorable girl working at mcdonalds
she looked a bit like that girl from the copypasta that's "plays with salt and pepper like they're people" or something like that
it's mainly just the irony of seeing an attractive person working there. like people just unconsciously don't think attractive people work at shitty jobs like these
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>>25330201
>>25330204
>>25330255


ONE WORD: PRESELECTION

Grills like guys that are liked by other grills.
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>not realizing all this shit was staged and Ellen even admitted it.
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>>25330283
Literally all 17+ girls don't find this attractive. Unless they're fujoshi but subhumans don't matter
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At least I know what it's like to be invisible because I'm ugly.
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>work my ass off 12 hours a day 6 days a week just to make ends meet
>this Chad's life is a guaranteed success just because some roastie thought he was cute and posted his picture online
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If you don't look somewhat like a girl, you're not attractive
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>>25330306
He was 16 you bitter virgin. Tbh tho if he took hormones he'd be a p cute trap. Tfw he could be a hot trap or a masculine guy if he grew some stubble and lifted weights.

Handsome people have it so easy. Fuck my life.
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>>25330431
Notice how women that look like men are fucking abominable.
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>>25330431
I dislike the trend toward heavily stylized hair that waves upward.
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>>25330107
>you've just gotta make the first move bro :^)
So far for the meme that even handsome guys don't get approached by girls.
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>>25330350
>Admitting that you watch Ellen
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>>25330255

>knew this guy in high school
>he had a gf that had been with him for 4 years
>he was extremely kind, intelligent, hard working, just an all around great human being. Wasn't even a beta fag and was decent looking
>gets accepted into fucking yale
>she also gets accepted
>looking like they're going to have a wonderful prosperous life
>halfway through senior year he finds out his gf was fucking a homeless gutter punk that was nearly 30 behind his back
>see him in real life
>he was 6'5, tats on his face, and handsome

Looks are literally the only thing that matters.
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>tfw born ugly
>tfw will die alone and poor
>tfw reincarnate, rinse, repeat
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>>25330470
>Notice how women that look like men are fucking abominable.
Not always true.

Girls who look a little like guys and guys who look a little like girls tend to be considered very attractive.

Also see Cara Delevingne.
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r9ks future

bloxlbox
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>>25332612
you mean we'll get to see pussy irl?
the future is looking bright boys
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>>25330865
>That feel when there is no eternal rest

You will either suffer or delight forever.
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>>25330401
>tfw so ugly you can't even be invisible
>everyone just stares at you and makes faces
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>tfw 8/10 handsome

>tfw you're HFA
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>>25332612
>implying anyone on r9k is good looking enough to get into that low of an orbit
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>>25330168
I think they start to like men with more "manly" features when they're ovulating, I could be wrong. But yes.
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>>25332708

this.

but also remember ALL women, girls whatever LOVE ripped men. They LOVE ripped stomach muscles especially. Trust me, no woman can resist that shit.
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>tfw high test
>tfw hairy as fuck and i look WAY older than i am

i'm 20 but people think i'm in my mid 30's

pls kill me
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>>25332661

what the fuck is HFA?
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>>25332747

High functioning autism.

High IQ and verbal luckily.
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>>25330750
Maybe she was just a stupid bitch?
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>>25332747
LURK MOAR NEWFAG XD
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>>25332761
Why not just say sperg? It's shorter and everyone understands what you mean, even if it's no longer in the DSM.
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>>25332612
This guy is obviously her gay friend.
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>>25330107
>tfw share a first and second name with this prancing la la butt hound
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>>25330107
just another proof how white men can't be robots
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>>25332612

what is he doing? circumcising her?
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>>25330107
Wow, the Sprouse twins really hit bottom after Zack and Cody.
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>start working out
>lose 15 kilos
>my face is still chubby
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