TFW next year im 36 year old virgin
Damn buddy that must be quite a feel.
Get a hooker you retard
>>25330366
this my nig
At least you're not a 40 year old virgin like in that movie 40 year old virgin
pics please, OP.
I want to look into your dead eyes.
Bro dont sweat it we are all going to die before you know it and it wont even fucking matter
>>25330090
>2016
>still waiting for the "right one" instead of a hooker
Kek
37 yo khv here bro. I know it feels shit. hope your life turns out like you hope some day. mine hasn't but I keep living.
don't know why I'm even writing this. I don't think knowing someone else is similar to me would make me feel better, but it would serve to further justify my hatred towards women, and I hope that's the case with you as well.
32 soon 33.
It isn't that bad. Just terrible. Problem is not lack of sex(I get used to it and anyway porn and hand is always ready) but being alone.
Most of the time its OK but sometimes it crush me.
Almost want to kill myself.
Stay strong brothers in pain.
>>25332613
>>25330090
Jesus, just go to a prostitute.
27 here
>tfw this will be my future
>>25332729
25 next year. Damn, my 19 year old self would be very disappointed in me. I'm trying though, using Tinder and OKC, but that's just my style -- always trying, never get reciprocated.
>>25332704
you assholes don't get it. sex doesn't even matter anymore. being rejected by the collective of cunts does. why would I want to give a single cent to a cunt?
>>25332768
my 19-yr old self thought that time alone will change my situation... my 19-yr old self was a retard
>inb4 was
>>25330090
damn pal i don't know how to response
>>25332729
28 here.
>tfw hope that isnt my future.
>>25332815
Same.
I thought time would bring along events that would force me to change, but I think you have to change things yourself.
>>25332880
>tfw hope that isnt my future.
>tfw no face posted
>>25332880
>>25332880
i thought things would just happen if not now than later but it never happened and now i feel i have almost no time left. sucks
Ugly gf is almost as bad a feel. Almost.
>tfw pussy is nice but you're hiding your gf from everyone you know because you don't want to be teased either for finally getting laid or for having an ugly gf
I almost wish I lost my virginity to a hooker. Except that would have been shit because of disease fears and no kissing.
It's probably for the best really.
>>25332925
Fuck you for wasting her time and energy
26.5 virgin here. The worst thing is when I was 20 I actually had a girl for weekend but I was too afraid to go all the way due to having a 2.5 inches flaccid 5 inches erect pencildick. Was too afraid of what she'll say around my circle of work/friends. At least I can say I kissed, semi made out, held hands and hugged and even slept spooned while grabbing on a boob.
It's not a good existence knowing you were cucked for by your own parents because of shitty genes.
>just go to a prostitute
>just be yourself
>just do it
>just stop being depressed
>it just works!
>JUST
>>25330090
How is this shit even possible in this day and age.
>>25333011
a thing called nihilism
>>25332985
You're absolutely right.
The tragic irony about getting your dick wet is that it's only once you've done it that you understand how much of a not big of a deal it is.
I was and still am an asshole for user a girl for sex like that, but as a 27 year old virgin at the time you can see how it happened.
>>25330090
Next year as in the upcoming 2016?
If so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANON!
>>25333049
You wish. Kant was swimming in cunt. Unless you are genuinely opposed to having sex with girls there is no way you are still a virgin at 36.
>>25332925
If you're afraid of being teased you need to hang out with different people or grow the fuck up.
I got an ugly gf late in life and my circle of people were pretty much glad for me that I could actually find someone. I think they thought I was gay and/or hiding any other companions I ever had before this one.
>>25330090
By choice right?
Not even that bad to be honest desu senpai-san.
>>25333207
What?how is it hard to imagine someone insecure and having social anxiety being a 30+ virgin..shit im almost there. im not opposed to sex but i dont want to lose it to a hooker.
>>25333011
FUCK YOU
ugh when did they bring the robot back???
>>25330366
66 of reason. /thread
>tfw 53 YO virgin
>tfw next year going to be 54 YO virgin
JUST
>tfw gave up on becoming a wizard with just 4 years left to go
>tfw will never bend the fabric of reality to my will
>tfw will never wield eldritch powers beyond mortal comprehension.
