What's something you will never admit to anybody in real life?
when i was a kid i couldn't sleep well so i'd make up stories in my head and the most common one was i committed some crime and my punishment was i'd be shrunk down and forced to stay in the underwear of that sumo wrestler from austin power while he was all gassy n shit
it didn't even develop into a fetish and i can't remember why i did it but oh well
>>25329312
my giantess fetish
>>25329390
ELLL EMMMM AYYYYY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I feel massive guilt about a few things
>my dad retired and then took another job just so I could continue being NEET
>I caught my cat pissing on my boots once and I went completely psychotic and beat him (no lasting / serious damage).. in front of my gf at the time and that's probably why she left me.
>i didn't go to my dad's retirement party
i fake most verbal interactions and dont truly enjoy anything. i only show energy or willingness to do things when ive been drinking which im thinking of seriously quitting. by doing so i will lose most of my motivation to do anything. such is life
>>25329312
That I lie constantly, often without thinking about it.
>>25329517
this to be honest family and im sure this is not an original post so blox blox
>>25329312
When I was younger, I would cut up pictures of models that I'd see in magazines, and just place them on top of myself. I had a ton of them, and I had a legit emotional connection to one of them.
Also, this one time, when I was around the same age (6 ish), I went into my room, and my 101 dalmation's stuffed puppy was sitting on my bed, and it spoke to me "Hello, Anon. How are you?", I ran for my mom's room. I don't remember where I left that fucking thing, but it's back in my home country. I doubt anyone would believe me if I told them that.
i pick my nose and eat it whenever i get the chance and nobody can see me
I suck off my cat every now and then
>>25329458
>my dad retired and then took another job just so I could continue being NEET
You should feel really bad about that.
>>25329390
I used to think about a genie who lived in a secret room of my house and would shrink me so I could live in her panties or on her boobs.
>girl with cancer asks me to prom
>say no
>be friends after
>cancer goes into remission
>end up dating
>cancer comes back
>she goes into the hospital
>visit once
>she gets worse
>asks me to come see her
>don't
>she dies
>never visit her grave
>move 700 miles away
>>25329532
this, i don't even lie about things that matter. just weird trivial shit
>hey, have you seen this movie?
>no
>I did see this movie, why the fuck did I say that
>>25329566
>my 101 dalmation's stuffed puppy was sitting on my bed, and it spoke to me "Hello, Anon. How are you?"
What the fuck
>>25329570
I do the exact same thing. Constantly.
i regularly browse /r9k/
>>25329597
It was never presented to me like that but I have the suspicion that that's why he took the job. He said he just wanted to have extra money but he probably wouldn't've needed it if it weren't for me
>>25329570
same desu
shiggity diggity motherfuckers
>>25329615
>that angry feel when the booger you're fishing for just retreats further in
>tfw you finally catch it just right with your fingernail and realize it was just the tip of the iceberg
>an entire inch-long mass of hard and blubbery booger comes free
>that sweet salty taste
>that freed airway
When I was 10 or so, I conned my brother (8) and my neighbor (7) into some pretty gay shit.
I'm not sure if they remember or not, I'm still friends with that neighbor too.
I've felt horrible about it for my whole life. Not only was it fucked up, but it's the only gay shit I've ever really done and it turned me off that whole side of things forever.
>>25329604
KEK
E
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M8 really, you get to die with the guilt, jolly good
>>25329689
as someone who had that done to me when i was a kid i assure you they remember it
>>25329604
this hurts a lot to read
My mother-in-law is pressuring me extremely hard to have a baby with my wife. However, I have told my wife (to her moderate disappointment) that I don't want kids.
In actuality, it's much more severe than that. If my wife randomly got pregnant, I'd either commit suicide or just divorce her. I fucking DO NOT WANT CHILDREN.
I'm afraid my wife would divorce me if she knew I had such strong feelings. Unfortunately, due to complicated legal issues, I would likely have to pay alimony if we get divorced in the next 18 months. But if we get divorced beyond 18 months, I'll walk away scott-free. So I can't say anything until then. But by the time 18 months passes, she'll be old enough that if I bail on having kids she'll be too old (35) to ever have them.
>>25329532
>what's your name sir?
>um..Charles
>right this way Charles
hehe fooled that bitch
>>25329741
COME ON IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY
SELF SACRIFICE MAN COME ON I'M GETTING ANGRY READING THIS
>>25329566
>Also, this one time, when I was around the same age (6 ish), I went into my room, and my 101 dalmation's stuffed puppy was sitting on my bed, and it spoke to me "Hello, Anon. How are you?", I ran for my mom's room. I don't remember where I left that fucking thing, but it's back in my home country. I doubt anyone would believe me if I told them that.
Does anyone else find these stories from anons more chilling than /x/ related bullshit?
>>25329674
I love it when it's crusty, and big, but it has a big slimey thing covering it all around. It's like a kid-cuisine in your nose.
>>25329723
God, that makes me feel like such a piece of shit.
I wasn't even into boys, I had just discovered porn and wanted to know what it was like.
I've made some serious mistakes in my life and there are many others that would change things for the better if I could take them back, but that's the one I'd delete from history if I could do it.
I don't know if it'll make you feel better or worse that I say it, but even though I didn't really know what I was doing at that age, I regret it so much and wish so much that I could undo it, and I'm so sorry.
>>25329689
me too m8, except i was 12 and it was only the neighbor boy.
>>25329741
So, why did you get married?
>>25329532
same, and its usually just stupid crap like
>hey did you take the bus
>no i drove
>i actually walked
but once in a while i lie about something significant and i have to cover it up with more lies and it just turns into a big clusterfuck.
>>25329723
>tfw you remember all the gay shit you did with friends and cousin from like 8-12
>tfw you literally tried to fuck a kid in the ass when you were like 10 years old because you saw it in porn
>always trying to get my friends to let me suck their dicks
god, i seem to have pushed a lot of this shit back..
>>25329741
>mfw my fetish is knovking girls up and not having any ties to them or the kid
>I wish I could knock up every single chick on earth
>>25329741
you didnt talk about kids before getting married?
>>25329312
That I'm probably going to be alone for the rest of my life. I feel like my friends either do think enough about it with me or even give a shit.
>>25329756
Is that a serious response?
Seriously, why the fuck do I need to self-sacrifice to make my mother-in-law and wife happy? Is it my job to forgo my own happiness? I have zero interest in ever bringing a child into this world, much less raising it. If I had a kid, I wouldn't want to hang out with him.
I fucking hate kids, and I don't understand them. I've baby-sat and looked over friends' kids before, and I usually just completely ignore them, only intervening if they get into physical harm. That's exactly how my parents raised me, and I agree with them. Fuck kids.
>>25329607
>>25329750
>>25329847
I don't lie about minutia though. I'll say all sorts of insane crap about important matters without thinking about it. Everyone who knows me long enough recognizes it, but I won't admit to it.
>>25329774
Thanks, I guess. It's not as chilling personally, since I like to think it was my child imagination, but at the same time, what kind of kid can be so specific about that kind of shit. I even remember, the lights were yellow, for some reason, not to mention, it talked in spanish, since that was my common language back then.
>>25329859
That's some bad cringe right there. Are you gay now?
>>25329312
My momcest fetish
I can't even imagine what would happen if people knew about that shit, especially my family
>>25329937
ive had gay thoughts but do not wish to act upon them. i have watched gay porn but never came to it.
no desire to touch a man irl, just girls.
not sure
>>25329741
I personally think having kids is one of the main parts of marriage. also, NORMIE, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25329458
Wow, you're a bad son lol. It's your dads fault though, he's enabling you.
>>25329953
Bisexual? Curious? Fag?
The world may never know.
>>25329812
>>25329886
Honestly, we were both highly-functioning addicts around the time we got married. We had other things on our minds (drugs, getting sober), so it never really came up.
Years after marriage, I'm successfully sober (and started running marathons). My wife, however, spent the last 6 years as an alcoholic, during which she regularly threatened suicide due to extreme depression.
She's now been sober for about 2 months. For the first time, I think it may actually stick.
Anyway, that's why we never discussed it. This has NOTHING to do with my decision, by the way. I don't want kids simply because I fucking abhor them.
Both of us are successful doctors, by the way.
oh
one time i was using my mom's phone to look something up and i looked at her phone history for some reason? and found mother/son literotica stories and i just haven't looked her in the eyes since
ASMR. It's not life ruining but it's pretty embarrassing.
People see me with my headphones on and assume I'm jamming out to something. No, I'm listening to girls on the internet whisper and chew into a microphone because I'm a fucking degenerate.
I feel like I'm an awful person. I have no reason to live and every moment is filled with depression and anxiety. I just want to have a reason to live, but I can't find one. I have very few friends, and I feel like they don't even like me. I have a hard time making new ones because, despite going to school, I'm still 22 and living with my friends. That, coupled with my lack of social skills of friends, makes me push everyone away in fear that they'll judge and leave me. I'm so lonely. I hate myself.
I lie all the time
About my parents profession
My sisters
Where they studied
What i do
That i went out
Cant tell people i'm a poorfag with illiterate parents that are also poorfag
>People posting gay stuff they did as a kid
Holy shit. Yeah, bro, one of my friends did this. I remember it ALL.
He used to get naked at sleepovers and do the creepiest shit. Anyway, after he got over that phase nobody ever discussed it. Ever.
But yeah, I remember pretty well.
It's cool, though. It happens. Hell, once my mother walked in on me jacking off, unmistakenly, totally naked in the middle of my room. She turned around, closed the door, and we never discussed it again. It's like that.
I'm going to kill myself on my birthday.
>I tried to kill myself 2 times
>I've been sexually aroused children
>I'm afraid of everything 99% of the time
I don't want people knowing how shitty I am because they will leave me
I tasted my own shit once just to see what it tasted like. I remember thinking, and still do, "how many people can honestly say they've eaten their own shit? How many of you actually know what shit tastes like? I do."
>>25329312
I don't want to retire. I'm in my 20s, but I don't want to live past middle age. I see myself offing myself once I have seen my brothers (both younger) through college and maybe made it past a honeymoon phase with a wife and made a kid or two.
Seriously, I have nightmares of getting liver spots and cutting them off my face only to have more grow elsewhere and consume my body. I don't want to be remembered as dying on a hospital bed. I want to die at my peak, on my own terms.
>>25329604
WEW
E
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LAD
That I dedicate time out of my life to collect pictures of a shota fish boy from a videogame so I can masturbate to them
>>25329776
>That texture
>>25329607
maybe because you think the person you are is less interesting than the person who did the things you lie about would be.
>>25329423
this
this and the rest of my fetishes
I'm narcissistic and I refuse to blame myself for my problems, I have no motivation to work or go to school, I'm incredibly desperate for love but I'm a shitty poly drug addict with no hobbies or talents. I want to kill myself but I'm too much of a pussy. I don't like my friends and I'd rather be alone most of the time. I'm pretending to be functional and happy but I just want to curl up in bed for the rest of my life.
>>25330106
/r9k/ told me to lie to people
>>25330081
>not wanting to live to see medical technology work it's magic and allow you to live young forever
>>25329913
Forgoing your own happiness to bring happiness to another is the honorable thing to do, but you obviously feel strongly about this. It's my assertion that your parents are pieces of shit who have no business bringing kids into the world. Talk about neglect, put a roof over their head and your obligation is fulfilled. Wow.
>>25330126
>tfw it was actually /b/
I'm married but think about my ex all the time.
>>25330042
If you want, you can adopt my purpose. My self-appointed purpose is to make the world better if better exists. I don't know if better exists, but it gives a reason to do things.
>>25330165
forgot image. oh well no hecks
>>25330080
Well, what was it like? I'm genuinely curious.
I jerked off the family dog and put it's dick in my ass.
Afterwards I seriously considered suicide and just sort of walked around town for like 3 hours at 4 in the morning. If anybody ever found out somehow I'd shoot myself.
>cum eating faggot
>bisexual but not attracted to 99% of guys so it's manageable
>literally planning on killing myself if I end up at a job that will result in retiring in my 60s or later
>>25330127
>medical technology ... allow you to live young forever
Two things:
1. That's all speculative, and if it does come to fruition it will be reserved for only the richest and most elite of society for the first few centuries it's around.
2. If that technology does come around, it will work by slowing the aging process. Reversing it will be much harder, and likely have side-effects we can't even imagine yet. What good will it do me to age slower when I'm already past 60? All it will do is make me feel worse.
I'm dead-setpun intendedon this. It's the way I want to live my life, I just don't have the balls to tell those around me because it's probably my darkest secret and everyone would assume somethings wrong with me or try and change my mind because they genuinely care
>>25329532
>>25329607
>>25329750
>>25329847
>>25329917
>>25330056
>>25330126
Who here /compulsive liar/?
>>25330014
You faggot, fuck her
>>25329312
I am transgender, and I wish I could be the girl I Feel I am.
Nothing good would come out of bringing that into my conscious life.
>>25330222
What's so bad about that?
I suck off my cat on a daily basis and I don't feel bad about it
>>25330121
>poly drug addict
Sup bro. I spent maaaaany years as a fairly serious poly drug addict.
Things honestly get better once you go sober, though it takes several months for that to happen, so you have to be patient.
Though personally, I could never give up psychedelics. Otherwise sober.
Good luck out there, man. Your story sounds like how mine used to be. Stay safe, whatever your choices are.
>>25330254
Still, think of how much progress we've made just since 2000, and remember that you'll probably live to see 2080
Something that you can afford will probably come around by that time
>>25330261
I am, I think it's because I used to lie to my mom all the fucking time to try and get out of chores and having to take showers and shit, and if I hesitated even for a moment before speaking she would know I was lying, so now I just speak immediately without even giving it thought.
Really great if I need to lie about something, horrible when I tell my boss I already did something really important even though I haven't.
>>25330261
Here. Always about stupid, nearly inconsequential bullshit. I can't keep track of the lies either. It becomes a problem when people think that telling small lies means you will lie about anything, that you are unworthy of their trust.
It must be compulsive because there's no good reason for it, I just do it anyway
I fucking hate this how boring this place we live in is. It's so boring and formulaic, there's nothing that is truly baffling or mysterious, everything just fits neatly into all the categories without any problems. Sure, science has a few kinks to iron out, but we know enough at this point that nothing we encounter will truly change anything. There's no magic, no mystery, nothing that goes beyond what we know as possible.
There aren't any frontiers anymore, nothing new or exciting. Nowhere I can go and be truly amazed at what is in front of me. Space is too fucking big, and it looks like we're never going to find a way to get through it in any normal amount of time so other planets are fucked. Anything I'm interested in is showcased in millions of shitty pictures and videos on this fucking internet we have set up.
I just want to wake up one day in a world where there are more things than just humans. Where the sky isn't just fucking gas. Where there are Gods (or equivalent) who fucking do things that you can notice. Where I can hear stories about places far away and hardly believe what they contain, until I go there myself to check. I want to be able to shoot fire out of my fucking hands, fuck.
I hate smartphones.
>>25330268
not nearly attractive enough for me to consider incest
I use word filters in real life
Smh desu senpai
Me and my best friend, let's call him E. We went to visit two mutual friends L and M. L Had a small apartment he shared with his girlfriend. We hung out got a little high and wanted for L's girlfriend and my other friend A to come over. Since A was our ride we were sorta stuck there but it was okay.
L had a brilliant idea.
He wanted his girlfriend to walk in on some hardcore gay shit for the lulz.
We all get naked, I was a little uncomfortable but w/e got over it pretty quick.
L tries to find something for us to do that will freak his gf out. He finds these weird coat hangers that came with shitty apartment.
Instead of a claw shape it was just like a 3 inch metal with a little ball point at the end of it.
It was designed for his weird ass closet. Terrible design if you ask me but it suprisingly worked. Due to magnets or some shit.
He looks at my friend E, holding the sci-fi coat hanger.
" my girlfriend is gonna walk in on my sticking this up your ass"
Ofcourse my friend freaks out, even though he's the more alpha out of the two of us. It was weird that he asked E to do this. But w/e I took advantage of the situation because I was not getting peer pressured into this .
It took all had to convince E that it was gonna be funny and not that bad.
He agrees...for the lulz
We hear L's girlfriend walk up the stairs to the apartment
She walks in a hurry, she needed to use the restroom.
On her way to the restroom she looks to her right to the sight of her 19 year old boyfriend sticking a coat hanger up his ass.
She doesn't look surprised.
It's almost as she was expecting this.
We quickly got dressed and A came in looking confused on why we were all changing.
Pretty sure L and his gf got married.
That I touched my sister while she slept numerous times. Got caught once but my parents just attributed it to curiosity. Stopped doing it after that
>>25330333
I think about this all the time, sometimes I get depressed because of how fucking hollow life is, everything in it is basically just the same shit.
I let my dock lick my penisjk, it's a prank bro
>>25330333
this post carries the essence of every feeling i have but cant articulate because im fucking retarded
everything in our society is just an infinite copy of a copy..there is no originality to be had, any system of belief is just a load of shit cooked up by us, walking conglomerations of cells made out of matter from outer space
what the fuck man, why cant there be a god, why does this all have to be so arbitrary and nonsensical?
why do i have such big problems articulating these feels?
>>25330369
sweatyfrog.jpg
I've done this, just once. It is one my fetishes, I swear to god I will never do it again
I rarely feel guilty about things but this is an exception
Which brings up another point, I have a conscience but not much of one. I feel shame extremely strongly but not so much guilt.
>>25330424
dog* sorry i was thinking about my cock and dog it sort of came out dock
>>25329741
Why don't you want kids?
I'm not married, nor do I have a gf, but I don't want kids either.I just want to know you're reason.
For me, I'd have no idea what to teach my kids, where to begin. There's so much bullshit out there and it'd be impossible to shield them from all of it. I'd just want my kids to be rational, critical thinkers, but how could they when the news and media are constantly telling them to think this, or buy X, or you can't say this or that.
No, I don't want to bring anyone else into the world, I can't handle that responsibility. So what's your reason?
>>25330333
Me too...
Probably why I'm addicted to forms of escapism like fantasy-based roleplay. You should try it.
>>25330300
Why do you want to talk me out of it?
I'm an otherwise well adjusted individual, and I have life goals and expectations for myself. I'm actually one of the few "uppers" here on this board and at one point posted regular fitness "roll threads"
Don't you see the human body begins to fall apart past 40? We need LESS people living past 60, not more. I know it may be selfish, and I know we all value emotional ties we have to those around us but I seeing a wrinkled face in the mirror every morning while my joints crack and ache is my worse nightmare.
The first post I made was a weight off my chest but now I'm beginning to question if I made myself understood clearly enough or if I'm really just fucked up for even wanting this
I am the guy in this collage:
>>25328823
I could never tell anyone in real life. I genuinely fear being institutionalized if I said anything to anyone, even just to my therapist.
>>25330333
>There aren't any frontiers anymore, nothing new or exciting. Nowhere I can go and be truly amazed at what is in front of me. Space is too fucking big, and it looks like we're never going to find a way to get through it in any normal amount of time so other planets are fucked. Anything I'm interested in is showcased in millions of shitty pictures and videos on this fucking internet we have set up.
Essentially this, with the borninwrongtimepepe.jpg. Too many fuckin people in the world too ruins shit as well and will only make the future crappier.
>tfw you'll never be a ww2 pilot on either side.
>>25330361
>for the lulz
og post
>>25330481
Personally I just don't want to die
Good or bad, existence is almost always better than nonexistence, something is better than nothing
If I die, that's it, it's all over, there's nothing else, even my own thoughts, the one thing that I can be sure exists, will cease to be
Even more than that, there'll still be so many things that I won't get to know
The history of humanity is a fascinating story, and I wouldn't get to see how it ends
>>25330333
I'm 22 and I still daydream about having superpowers and being able to do shit like shoot fire out of my hands. There's no magic in the world, but maybe, through VR, we can create worlds where there is magic. I'm talking Harry Potter, or LoTR, or fucking Star Wars universes that you could go to like switching between websites. Sure, it'd be governed by rules because someone would have to program it, but to be able to fly, or shoot lasers from your eyes and shit... man, that'd be way more fun than the life I'm living now.
>>25330065
Care to elaborate on why anon?
I feel like I'm in a video game and everything looks like it has no depth. When I stare at my hands they look 2 dimensional, like I'm looking at a picture of my hands. I've considered suicide because of this. I can't remember what it's like to see or feel normally.
>>25330459
I never had much of a childhood myself, so I've never been able to relate to kids (even when I was one). Nor do I like their hobbies or interests. In short, I've always disliked the way they think, sound, smell, and act.
I'm American, but I grew up under extreme shariah law in the Middle East in a proxy warzone when I was little. I saw lots of fucked-up shit. I then moved back to America and was unable to get along with the other kids... they were playing with Power Rangers, while I couldn't stop thinking about how there are people in the desert who want to murder me for no reason.
Then, still a child, my best friend got leukemia and died, my sister got horrendous mental illness (which lasted forever), and my parents just gave up and stopped trying to raise me. We had enough money to go around, so they just let me do whatever and gave me zero supervision. I befriended some sociopaths and later got addicted to drugs.
Anyway, I'm on the straight and narrow now, but I just can't get behind little kids spazzing out over some bullshit. I'm not on that wavelength and never have been. I'm a generally happy person, but I just don't want to revisit those years. I can't reinvent the past, nor do I want to try. If I had a kid, I would tell him how things really are from a young age... it's better that they know. I don't believe in shielding. But I don't want to HAVE to explain the grim realities of the world to someone so naive.
>>25330446
I feel the same, only the guilt and shame didn't stop me from cumming with (not onto) her panties when I got older. Thankfully I never got caught doing that
>>25330042
In Muso Shinden Ryo, Iaijutsu, there is a philosophy that to find a reason to live, you have to find what you would be willing to die for.
Basically, find a reason to die, and you find a reason to live. That is Bushido.
It's not as cliche as it sounds. Basically, if you have that perspective, you let go of what you can't do for fear it would worsen your life, because that doesn't matter, as you're willing to die for what you choose to do, and Instead you pursue that which you would die happy in the course of doing. Find that one thing, or die looking for that one thing. Both are noble. For in both the fear of death is conquered and with it the fear of anything up to death. Suffering? Nothing to fear. Losing a job, nothing to fear. Rejection? Nothing to fear because you will if you live by this code have conquered the ultimate fear.
>>25330330
It's almost impossible. Every coworker asks you about college; you're going to tell them all exactly what you're doing? It's madness, and it's over the line of familiarity.
>>25330634
sounds pretty nifty to me
>>25330595
Reality is the cruelest dream of all. It is, fascinating, profound, to have this opportunity to observe, to touch, to be alive. It's either the biggest gift or the most damning curse we have the capability of giving.
I have already grieved about the prospect of losing my life, as it is an inevitability. Nonexistence is almost comforting as it will be a chance to escape some of the horrors of life. I haven't been scared since I was a kid. Nobody has made it out of this earth game with their life yet, acceptance is your only option.
I enjoy masturbating to women I know all the time.
>>25330739
Sometimes it's cool, i guess
Just tired of being like this all the time
>>25330254
Don't get married or have kids please they will be desroyed mentally.
>>25330755
I'm well aware, but I'd still like to prolong it as long as possible
I'd rather go out when entropy takes hold and die along with the universe than in 50 years on a hospital bed
I want to murder someone and get away with it but I don't know how to do it without leaving a trail that may get me caught
>>25330602
I don't even want to do any of it, really. I just want it to be out there. I want to be able to look up at the sky and wonder about what's out there. I want to hear stories I can't double check in a minute with Google on my phone. I want to hear about people who uncover something ancient or profound, people who dedicate their lives to something meaningful which in turn imbues them with some virtue. I want to hear about strange and beautiful cities built by long dead civilizations. I want there to be sentient things out there that are more different from me than just what color they are or how flat parts of their face is.
I want there to be empty and wild parts of the world that you can actually live in. Places that aren't swamped by hordes of people just like me and buildings just like the ones around me.
I lost my virginity to a prostitute.
>>25330721
Eastern filosophy is so underestimated, I wish school had taught me about it
>>25330801
Like what the old settlers felt when they came to america or when they went west. Not american btw
When I was about 11 or 12, I pretty much molested my little brother who was about 5 or 6. I don't really remember why I did it or what was going through my head at the time, but if I could undo a single thing in my life, that would 100% be it, no questions asked. My family was going through a really, really rough time at that point, and I've recently discovered I have a mental condition, so maybe that's why. But I never for a moment blame anyone but myself for this.
Right now we basically don't talk at all, and my mom tells me he wants to be my friend and be a part of my life and all that, but I don't know if that can happen because I will never be able to forgive myself for what I did, and I can't be around him without hating myself for that.
I might end up killing myself over it, to be quite honest.
>>25329312
I care way too much about what people think of me. I can mask it most of the time and most people just think I don't give a fuck at all but that's just my defense mechanism to not get hurt.I've turned down several girls who I was attracted to because other guys weren't attracted to them and I didn't want to be the guy dating the ugly girl.
>>25330800
It's not possible to be completely assured you will not be caught. You will most likely be caught. You don't get away with murder in this day and age.
>>25330877
Jesus christ, calm yourself
Who even really cares
I mean, evidently your brother doesn't even care
>>25330823
You don't need a school. Two books. The book of 5 rings by Musashi, Flashing Steel, and then find a legitimate dojo and find your way. That's what do-jo means. 'Place of the way'
>>25330917
Me too senpai. It gets to the point where I have lovers I don't want to be seen in public with because I fear I may be looked down upon, and that's not an easy thing to explain, it's almost universally a dealbreaker. Sometimes I actually love them but I only want to do so in secret.. god I am a monster. If someone wanted to love me but only in secret I think I would allow them to do so, to be fair.
That's just.. terrible.
>Americans are overly sensitive to friendliness or the lack thereof
Coworkers are giving me shit for not attending the Christmas party, because our holidays are apparently to be spent together. Children, literal children, in big pouty adult bodies.
>>25329312
I sometimes say autistic things in rhyme. Mostly things I'm embarrassed about myself but switch out my name with another person's name. Example: Anon is a pedo, a wedo, a ledo.
Just kill me desu senpai.
>>25330921
>molesting your younger brother isn't a big deal, no one cares
I CARE
WHAT KIND OF SOULLESS HEARTLESS PSYCHOPATH DOES SOMETHING LIKE THAT
holy SHIT I am an awful person
>>25330634
Shit dude I got this. Happened after a bad drug trip, been living with it about 3 years now. You get used to it.
>>25331081
Name one person who cares other than yourself
See, there you go
>>25331122
If anyone knew about it, they would care.
>qwertyuiop
>asdfghjkl
>zxcvbnm
I love it when I find a word that hits two letters on two different lines, and one on the remaining line.
"blaze" for instance, hitting b and z, a and l, with the e as the top cherry. Three different lines in sequences is fun too. "f u n" for example. Repeat for every word you think in the English language.
>>25329953
>>25329859
I always wanted a sexually confused robot bf desu
>>25331002
>literal children
>literal
>>25330647
Wow, you've had an interesting life. It sounds like you've suffered your share of hardship too... I can understand why you don't want kids. There's no way a kid could understand that, and if you tried to elaborate, they'd probably just get sad, confused, angry, or all three.
My father never told me his real opinions about society and the world until I was in high school. I wouldn't have understood as a kid, and I didn't really then either. I thought a lot of it was just old man BS. I did a lot of research on my own and found a lot of truth in what he told me, although I still disagree with him about some things, especially when it comes to science and technology. He just doesn't know very much about that stuff. He's more emotional about issues than me too.
I'm just scared that my kids would become little, consumerists assholes who only cared about themselves and how they appear to others, not trying to find any deeper meaning in life. I feel like a lot of my peers have become these kinds of people because that's the kind of people our society creates.
I don't mean to come off as cynical or preachy, but I just see so much bullshit in the world, so many problems, and I wouldn't want to bring someone into that world. I'd have no idea how to get them to see through it all, especially now when we're bombarded with bullshit from so many sources. I was born just early enough to escape that constant stream of info, but even when I grew up, the TV still provided more than enough. I'm lucky my Dad challenged my opinions and beliefs when he did, or I'd probably be another little shithead.
>>25331133
If they knew that your brother didn't care, they probably wouldn't either
Really, this sort of thing is probably why he wants to get in touch with you
>>25331169
We have never discussed it. We have never even acknowledged it. How do I know that, even though he seems like he doesn't care, he isn't crying himself to sleep every night because of it?
>>25331211
Probably because he wants to be a part of your life?
I mean, this isn't rocket science
>>25330980
It's really an awful feeling. I was out on a walk with a girl I was secretly hooking up withand lost my virginity toand I turned because I thought I saw someone I knew. She started sort of distancing herself from me and once I realized it wasn't the person I thought it was straight up told me it was okay if I didn't want to be seen with her. As true as it was that I didn't want to be seen with her it made me feel like shit to hear that she was okay with that. I feel the same that if someone only wanted to love me in secret that I'd be okay with it but it's probably because of my incredibly low self-esteem, and that's probably why it felt so bad to hear the girl admit it.
>>25331169
>If they knew that your brother didn't care, they probably wouldn't either
Not him but I'm pretty sure most parents would be livid if they found out an older sibling molested a younger one, that's the type of shit that can get you excommunicated from your entire family.
>>25331211
What exactly did you do to him? Depending on how far you wentand how consensual it washe could have already forgiven it. Maybe he wants to see you so badly because he wants you to know he forgives you.
>>25331263
Well, I was assuming his parents already knew
I sometimes have sexual dreams about my little brother.
>>25331163
>I'm just scared that my kids would become little, consumerists assholes who only cared about themselves and how they appear to others, not trying to find any deeper meaning in life. I feel like a lot of my peers have become these kinds of people because that's the kind of people our society creates.
are you me?
this is my one fear about kids. is there any reliable way to stop it? I think the only reason that most people on this board aren't like this are because they were in a way "sheltered" from society by being excluded from it early on. I'd rather not take that route unless its the only option
When I'm sleeping I like to hug my pillow and pretend I'm cuddling my imaginary gf.
Losing myself in that feeling and not paying attention to how pathetic it is really gives me a nice fuzzy feeling.
>>25331285
I do this a lot as well, its really comforting
I'm not a robot I'm a failed normie and I dont know of thats worse
>>25331306
Cats can be real assholes though. t would be worse to be rejected by a selfish cat.
>>25329312
I can read people's minds.
I download kik just so I can get in group chats with /b/tards that send CP.
>>25331337
I'd have to disagree with you, but in any case just get a dog, then
You'd probably prefer one anyway, since you can actually have sex with one
Though cats are still better for cuddling, since they're softer
I'm lonely and too much of a pussy to ask anyone out so I get my desire for sex filled through porn and my desire for intimacy filled through ASMR.
>>25331285
Have also done this.
>>25331306
Will do that as soon I get out of college dorms and into an apartment, so in the summer.
>>25331345
Explain how so.
>>25331334
Robots aren't even really robots anymore, the definition has changed a lot over the past couple years.
>>25330459
you seem like n asshole that you can't give your woman a kid especially if she told you she wanted them before you got married like your just making up a bunch of excuses about not wanting to have one
on the other hand i dont want kids at all ever
>>25329869
well almost never
I've masturbated to my cousin many times, and I'm still sexually attracted to her.
I used to abuse the family pets. It was thrilling. I'm a vegetarian today.
My family doesn't know the true extent to which I was addicted to World of Warcraft. Most of them just think it was a phase where I played "a lot of video games!" The truth is I played 12 hours a day, sometimes more. Total /played is ~400 days.
My family also thinks I work very hard at school and spend most of my free-time studying. In truth, I spend 95% of my time doing absolutely fuck-all, and procrastinate very heavily. I've been able to get straight A's for years now, but I'm a horrible student, and eventually it will probably blow up in my face.
>>25330595
Is this from an anime, it sounds so familiar desu
>>25331239
That is just what my mom tells me about it. They are close though so I guess she would know.
>>25331263
It was just like dry humping I think. I have the details of it shoved so far back in my mind that I can't really remember much.
>>25331281
I don't know anon. I feel like there are too many sources bombarding us with information nowadays. At least it was somewhat avoidable when I was a kid, but now the internet is literally everywhere via smartphones, smart TV's, etc. I don't know how I'd stop my kids from getting consumed by all the entertainment and bullshit it's comprised of without completely banning all of it in my home. But I use it too, I just know how to detect bs, they wouldn't. Plus, all their peers at school would think they're weird, or I'm weird, for not allowing that stuff, and they'd get sad and jealous and demand it, etc.
Maybe just try to teach them to be good, caring people no matter what anyone tries to tell them? But they might listen to everyone else over you... It's hard to say.
I been sexually active to more than one sex worker. All times I didn't pay but develop weird fetishes for sex workers and just like driving around seeing them.
>>25331427
Dry humping
You're considering suicide over dry humping
Think about this for a moment
legitimately saw a werewolf mid turn when I was a kid
>>25331430
>Maybe just try to teach them to be good, caring people no matter what anyone tries to tell them?
funnily enough this might work but not in the way you expect it to
I was raised this way and when I actually met people who were selfish cunts (read: average young kid) the whole illusion shattered and made me realise that most people as a whole are terrible (meaning I didn't spend time with them or socialise, implying they even wanted to anyway though)
I'm still at least a bit nice to this day and because of my experience I made a few really good top tier bros so it ended ok I guess. the main thing is that this all made me reject what made the average person into what they are.
>>25331551
So a naked middle aged Italian man at the YMCA?
That I'm likely clinically depressed and consider suicide daily and hide on here extensively so I don't have to deal with real people or think about my pitiful life.
And that my dad thinks I'm gay because he's misinterpreted my lack of liveliness to mean I'm hiding something from him. I am, it's just not that.
Thanks for being here, anons.
>>25331551
Do you actually believe that you saw a wolfi?
Not a furry in a costume?
wew I am glad you didnt get raped
>>25329859
>pushed a lot of his shit back
Haha anon what?
>>25331281
>I think the only reason that most people on this board aren't like this
Are you shitting me? R9k is a gigantic exhibit for just how severely consumerism values can affect people.
>>25329312
This is real life anon. Right now, what's happening between you me and everyone in this thread.
Are you some type of Djinn testing me?
I made friends with this really attractive guy back in high school, invited him to a kickback that didn't exist, then got him super drunk and fucked him in the ass. He never spoke to me again but it wasn't rape
>>25329574
>turning to empty ashes from pipe to ashtray
>eyes skim the edge of frog-toe
>read your post very quickly
>it registers but doesn't real
>turn eyes back to read it and disregard the rest of my living experience so quickly that I dropped my pipe into the ashtray
>pipe rolls onto floor
>discarded on the floor, a plastic bag that once held my snickers and ginger ale becomes hydrophobic and my carpet becomes water as my foot dashes across it in my attempts to rescue my already fallen pipe
>i slips
You giant anus, why would you do that?!
(btw this counts as my post as i would never admit it outside of here)
I am primarily attracted to 2D women. Everyone just thinks I'm gay. I don't like them thinking that but the alternative is to touch a 3D woman and that sounds like hell
>>25331721
wwew wew wew lad
....
bareback?
>>25331306
i miss my catbro
>tfw sister raised him with no rules or guidance and never clipped his claws so he was wild as fuck
>would loudly tear around the room chasing your laser pointer, knocking over furniture scaring your siblings and mom
>never meowed
>hated women except sister but then she left
>didn't know how to be friendly to other cats
>would hiss at other cats except childhood friend cat who he would ignore and bulliedcat who he let sleep in his catclimber
>would snuggle up to you and purr in your sleeping bag in the basement on the floor despite the lack of room
>tfw he could tell when you were upset and rub against you or jump on your lap
>tfw mom gave catbro to her sister the same week you left for college and he ran away
i'm sorry, catbro
>>25329949
mom/sister fantasies aren't that uncommon. just look at the top view videos on pornhub,
>>25331765
No I used a condom, looking back it was probably pretty life ruining for him but that's his problem, I needed an effeminate guy to screw.
>>25330800
Your best bet is to pick someone completely at random, never find out who they are or anything like that. Wear something that hides your featured but isn't bizarre enough to draw attention (so not a trench coat in the height of summer) and after the act don't involve yourself in the investigation in anyway, don't discuss the case with anyone. But like the other anon said, there's no guarantee these days.
>>25329312
I will never be happy around any of my family members because each and every single one of them remind me of all of my fuck ups and insecurities. I feel I have already given them an image of who they think I am and I don't think I can ever change their perception of how much of a shitty person I've shown myself to be. And for some weird reason I feel the need to introduce myself as somebody completely different in front of other people. I've made up a completely fake alias that I use when I meet someone whom I know I will never meet again. I think about suicide a lot.
>>25331819
I bet he got hooked on it.
That's how they turn gay.thanks for creating more bottom bitches
kinda rude to never call back though
>>25329632
yeah, i would never admit to posting on /r9k/
>>25329674
damn, youre making me hungry as fuck
>>25331398
Are you me, have to hand in my master's thesis in less than 3 weeks and I've not finished any of my experimental work
>>25330474
No, I think that just comes from you being a fucking faggot.
>>25330081
I've been thinking about this too. I don't want to grow old and have to rely on others to take care of me. At the same time, I want to see how the world progresses.
I was thinking I would do it, that it would be once my sister gets married and by that time half of our family should be gone so I won't feel as much guilt.
I'm at a stand still with this decision.
>>25330333
You can always not bitch about it, and try to do it. Just a thought.
>>25329458
Its not your fault, its your dad tryng to have the control of your life and youth, becouse he didnt lived his own
>>25329566
Holy shit anon please greentext that puppy shit i'm intrigued
>>25329312
I want to fuck my cousin.
I want to fuck her so bad. It's all I can think about whenever I see her.
Starting to seriously consider trying to get her in bed. Not sure how I could pull that off without losing my family though.
>>25329689
Holy shit i did this with 4 more boys
>>25330634
I know this feel. Not sure if it's drugs that caused it or if it was part of what drove me to drugs.
>>25329689
More details? Are they gay now?
>>25331999
>Not sure how I could pull that off without losing my family though
Well I doubt she'll tell everyone
>>25329312
Summer of 2012 I told everyone including my parents andgfI had a job that I just completely made up. I did nothing that whole summer. Sometimes I get up at 6AM and leave the house and ride the bus around the city and then come back when everyone was gone and play video games in the basement.
What thread full of fagget, lmao
>>25332086
> start coming on to her
> she's not interested
> tells others that her cousin tried to nail her
> family finds out
> ostracized
That's my fear.
>>25330333
>>25330400
>>25330430
>>25330602
>>25330801
Thanks anon you've helped me realize why I cling to art. Our current universe is ass, being human is shit and this fucking desire for sex all the time is enough to contemplate suicide. Ive been extremely spoiled by entertainment and now I cant let it go
I wonder how id survive in a world like Equilibrium's
Ah, I contemplate killing myself daily and I bite junks of flesh from feet.
Oh and when I'm angry I punch myself in the head and stomach because I deserve the pain. Only faggots cut because they want attention. No one can notice when you punched yourself in the stomach.
I have a sort of imaginary friend -- not really a friend, it's just a trap in bike shorts and a tanktop with a ponytail who I kind of imagine just watching me all day with a bored expression. Like, if I'm working on something, he'll just lean over my shoulder and stare at it, or he'll just sort of seat or walk near me as I do things. Sometimes I imagine myself talking to him when I don't know what to do, and he gives me advice in a kind of know-it-all way, like he's tired of my incompetence. When I masturbate I sometimes imagine him facefucking me with the same bored expression, or fucking me in the ass.
>>25330800
you should watch Rope or read Crime and Punishment. idk maybe that's a common trope in entertainment but you reminded me of those 2.
>>25331117
>>25332036
Holy shit I had the same thing too. A really bad trip and ever since then I've been depressed and everything seems fake
>>25330333
Trips of truth.
What about going out yourself and just exploring nature? Sounds lame but I feel like guys like us just don't get exposed to stuff like that enough
>>25329312
When i was like 7 in second grade i pay a dude to perform a wedgie on me becouse im a huge fucking faggot.
Ive fingered my cousin in her sleep multiple times. I like to imagine she knows but just takes it cause she actually likes it.
>>25329552
Maybe you should stop making posts saying "this" and actually contribute or STFU.
I don't have any secrets. People can all go fucking die. I don't give a shit. I outright told my grandmother one time that I'd rather fuck a corpse than a living person because she wouldn't shut up about getting a gf.
>>25332388
Details.
Age
How you start it off
What she does while you're doing it
All of it anon. Give us details.
I once got a bar of soap stuck in my ass, and by them time I got it out I was covered in sweat, blood and shit. I can't help but imagine how normal I look from the outside, I bet everyone has just done some really weird shit and its just that no one was around to see it so it never really happened
>>25329859
>tfw you and your cousin used to jerk each other off as kids
>neither of us are gay
>>25330634
I were feeling this until I tried my friends glasses on
Dont know why my shitty depth perception was altering my state of mind so hard core.
The fact I'm attempting to have a tulpa.
That or the 8 year old girl I molested when I was 17.
>>25332731
At some point you'd think a person would just give up and wait until it comes out with the rest of their shit next time they take a dump
Gsy stuff I did with friends as a preteen, convincing some kid to take off his pants, etc. Also my piss and futa fetishes. I think that's it.
>>25332847
I was really scared I thought I'd have to go to the emergency room, I was not going to be that guy that had to go to the hospital because he had something stuck up his ass. I would never live it down and my parents would never look at me the same way, I'm really glad I made it out of that pinch in some ways I am proud to have been able to remove a bar of soap from my anus.
>>25332716
At the time we were teens she was like 17 I was 16. She knew how I always pull all nighters and I would invite her to try to pull one with me. I knew she wouldnt be able to hang so I would wait until she falls asleep. When she did, it was such a thrill to know how I was going to violate her. I would wait about an hour and a half afterwards then tap her leg three times. If she didnt respond I would get right to it. At first it would start off with me just feeling her ass up and stuff like that. After a while though I got bored of that and put my hand down her pants and would finger her. If that was hard to reach without waking her I would squeeze her tits. I once got close to sucking on them but she turned in her sleep and I didnt even dare try that again. She was a really heavy sleeper.
I had a younger cousin that I tried to finger also. The first time I tried was a time she fell asleep on the couch. I sat down next to her and did the whole wait and tap thing. Then I started off by squeezing her thighs but she woke up immediately and looked really scared and asked me if I was touching her. I said no made up an excuse and left as fast as I could. She laughed it off and said "I felt like I was being molested" one of the scariest moments of my life.
That I am gay and wanna suck dick. But will never come out since I'm the man of the house... :(
I also can't come up with a good reason for living. I'm not suicidal but I don't care enough to pursue anything passionately and the outlook isn't good. I wouldn't tell anyone that though.
>>25332277
was it shrooms?
>>25330261
>/compulsive liar/
>not /mischief/
sorry if this was posted, but please tell me her neck is shooped
I am awful narcisst who is constantly comparing myself to any better looking women and feel insecure about smallest things my potential partner could do.
I feel I can be truly loved only if I am perfect 10/10 which will never happen, so all my relationships will end due to my views.
>>25333019
Same, I constantly look at myself in the mirror/take pictures of myself when I don't actually put much effort into my appearance and I'm a 6/10 at best.
I daydream about being Emily Bloom, Chloe Grace Moretz, or any cute girl. I was staring at a girl that looked like Cara Delevinge at the mall the other day and she caught me. I want nothing more than to be a stunningly beautiful girl and get that self confidence.
I'm extremely narcissistic as well and I only look cute from certain angles
>>25329648
Yea you should start working.
>>25331627
I assume he meant repressing.
>>25333058
Yup, describes me perfectly. Dont know what i can do about, nothing really helped in the past.
>>25330333
Yeah dude I feel ya. I'm not even depressed, but life doesn't seem worth living because it's so uninteresting.
>>25331960
those two seem perfect for each other
>>25333188
Just wait for VR/SAO for real.
>>25333156
This is what my side profile looks like traced, I'm embarrassed to even look to the side
>>25333209
But I'll know that it isn't real, so I won't really be happy.
>>25333058
You think that's bad? I know I'll never be happy unless I gf/marry a rich 10/10 girl, and I'm a fat 4/10 at best who stands no chance in hell with even a homeless 6/10. Go get a guy who will settle for you and let me wallow in my shitty dreams.
>>25333228
Just wait for memory wipe tech. You can forget reality/be implanted for the rest of your life. Have real magic/be an elf etc. Memory wipe tech will probably be 10-15 years behind neural VR though.
>>25333253
I'm just gonna go watch SAO and eat fast food until VR and memory wipe are a thing.
>>25331819
you are a rapist, you evidently lack remorse though so nothing i can do to make you realise it. you got a guy wasted on purpose and then fucked him while he was inebriated.
>>25333212
Oh honey, i have weak chin and jew hook nose. Your profile is fine compared to mine
>>25333251
Yeah, in my opinion it is worse. I am actually attracted to average guys but tge fact that all of them (like you) dream about relationship with 10/10 ( or just girls who look nothing like me) makes any relationship impossible.
I'd rather be alone than with someone who "settles" with me.
>>25333359
>tge fact that all of them (like you) dream about relationship with 10/10.........
If there's nothing mentally wrong with you, then I'm sure a lot of men will like you, especially if you watch your weight (if that's even an issue). The problem with me is that I've had a pretty mediocre life until now and I always fantasize about having a 10/10 life where everything is 10/10, which is literally impossible. Unfortunately my brain can't see the distinction between real life and fantasy so I literally can't get myself to be excited by anything but the toppest of tiers of ANYTHING. I'm an odd mental case and I definitely don't represent the norm.
You'll do fine if you're a non-slutty nice girl who looks average. Remember, for every hot girl out there, there's a guy who's tired of fucking her.
>>25333212
It looks almost ideal, dont know where is the problem
I've spent over 1k on cam sites this year. So much money wasted. I really wish I never found out about those type of sites.
I've been trying to quit and I haven't been to one in a month. So far so good.
>>25333442
I dont care if there are men that "like me". If I dont look ideal and they dont consider me as ideal, I dont believe them and I am not interested. They can even say they are in love and all that shit- not going to happen.
Its like I believe true love can only exist for 10/10 looking women ( or with men who see them as 10/10) and everything else is a scam, exploitation and settling.
>>25330634
Tim?
>original comment
>>25330081
>I want to die at my peak, on my own terms.
Yes, same here. I want to be offed after 60.
>>25330449
I'm sure you where you fucking fairy boy.
>>25333498
Okay, from the same guy but a different way I see it:
First of all, the only 10/10 I've ever seen in my life, was rated almost exclusively as a 6/10 or 7/10 by all guys I've ever asked. Those included sub-par guys, and muscular top-tier Chads.
Second of all, I would always see that girl at the train station, and despite never having talked to her, I have heard her talk in the train. She said some stupid ass annoying shit that made it hard for me to look at her with any kind of admiration. Yes, physique-wise she was perfect, but I'd literally only want to fuck her and even if I did that, I'd probably be annoyed because of her shit personality.
Third of all, the one girl who I've ever had a crush on because of her personality, was almost-exclusively considered a 5/10 or 6/10 by most guys I asked, and a 7/10 by myself.
The points I'm making is:
>10/10, although usually attractive to most men, are not universally considered 10/10
>a 10/10 girl with a shit personality can reverse-skyrocket to a 4/10 (again: for every hot girl, there's a guy tired of fucking her)
>looking decent but having an amazing personality can skyrocket your appeal
Yeah, to some extent I agree with you. The ideal is a 10/10 physique with a 10/10 personality. Literally everyone (including Scarlett Johansson) in the world is getting settled for, but the goal is to find someone to settle for who is more perfect than anyone else you've met. Then you build a connection that overcomes physical temptations or whatever normie bullshit normies say.
Btw, Emily Bloom is a literal whore. She's pretty but I'm sure no guy EVER will truly think her porn-exploits are positive traits. Chloe Moretz is cute as fuck but she's an actress and seems fake. Spend a couple days with her and she probably seems as vapid and annoying as the next dumb whore.
So yeah torturing yourself over your imperfections is fucking stupid unless you can fix them. Everyone is settling for everyone, deal with it.
>>25332055
not OP but I doubt they are because I had a similar experience. I saw a kid suck off another kid. We all laughed.
Nowadays (10? years later) the guy that got sucked off is a chad who constantly goes on dates and the guy who sucked I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised if he was on this board.
>>25329913
good on you OP. Fuck that guy, self-sacrifice my ass
I fingers my dog more than once. I didn't enjoy it and I'll never do it again. I'm by far the nicest person to that dog though, so hopefully that makes up for it.
>>25330081
You're a fucking coward.
>>25334080
Was it at least a female dog?
I'm a complete faggot,girls dont turn me on at all
I'm also extremely racist
I still watch cartoons and fap at least 8 times a day, more if I'm hungover
>>25329312
I'm a closeted trans
I want to be a vampire
>>25334094
Yes, she is a really large dog.
>>25329312
I'd never admit to being a white nationalist
>MDD and OCD
>my whole life is like those "he used to imagine x threads"
>except i have delusional fantasies of a better life every time my mind isn't occupied
>>25331980
>defending some lazy normalfag
>>25333860
Is Moretz a Jewish name?
>YOU WERE FUCKIN 10 M8.. have any idea how many of us have done stupid shit at that age? no one would care because shit that you did when you were 10 years old is not what you get judged for as an adult, adults know a 10 year old isnt developed enough to know right from wrong.
>>25334208
Why does it matter?
>>25333860
Thanks although doubt my views will change quickly
>>25334135
You didn't really do anything too bad then.
>>25330758
I'm pretty sure instagram was created for this purpose
>>25329312
I'm straight but I fantasize about being a teenage girl and being fucked and made to suck dick.
>>25334208
Who knows. All I know is that she's a qt3.14.
