>start looking at porn
>usually just watch porn with my dick away until I start leaking precum and then jerk off
>start thinking about what the inside of vagina feels like
>what it's like to put your penis in a girls mouth
>what it's like to eat a girl out
>what it's like to just have sex
>what it's like to cuddle a girl while groping her
>what it's like to just hold a girl
>loud noise outside my room snaps me back to reality
>teary eyed
>30 minute video has finished playing
>underwear soaked and slimy with precum
>no boner anymore
don't delude yourself with the idea that pussy is this magic thing, or that women are something to get worked up over
it's gross, just like jacking off it feels good but as soon as you cum you realize how disgusting it is. it's not worth it
>>25328197
Definitely worth it. Sex is chill just dont kill yourself over trying to get laid. Will come natural
from what experience ive had, cuddling & groping is absolutely lovely and fantastic, and so is holding a grill close to you.
sexually, from what i've experienced at least, its less about the actual physical feeling - and more about the fact youre getting close to someone that (presumably) means a lot to you. sharing that sort of moment with someone makes the feeling a lot more intense imo.
>>25328197
>tfw no ringo gf
this is the worst feel
>Have stopped looking at porn
>haven't really jerked off besides just kind of keeping an erection going while I drift off to sleep
>constantly hard thinking about eating a girl out
Where is my life going?
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>>25328608
This is the real tragedy here, not op's vapid normalshit problems.
It's almost worse having experienced a decent sex life then going through a drought.
>good sex life from 17-21
>now 23, haven't had sex in ~8 months
>salivating at the thought of pussy
fuck man, i really need to get laid
>>25328197
It's nice, I would recommend it.
You should try it some time.
>>25328197
OP, is precum real?
I always thought it was just a meme.
When I masturbate nothing comes out except for a bunch of semen upon climax.
>>25328391
Have fun being by yourself for the rest of your life anon
Actual sex doesn't arouse me. I only fap to blowjobs and paizuri.
3D is PD and vaginas are fucking disgusting.
It hurts knowing that 2D is unobtainable.
Reality is garbage.
>>25328751
um, yes, yes it is
it's actually really weird that you don't have precum
>>25328757
i will, have fun being a slave to pleasure seeking
Porn pisses me off now. I can't watch it anymore. Just reminds me how big of a loser I am and everything I'm missing out on.
I just wait for a wet dream or crank one out really fast in the shower and try not to think about it.
Shit just isn't fair.
>>25328539
>Will come natural
is this what normies really think? lol
>>25328783
holy shit are you actually me. paizuri is the fuckin bomb my guy. Im not turned on by sex in the slightest tho and im somewhat repulsed by vaginas. I still like girls though.
i wish i was joking
>>25328197
>30 minute video
holy shit dude you have way more patience than I do.
>>25328682
I find it interesting that this never happened to me. I don't actually mind so much that I haven't had sex in over a year, while having a ton of sex the 13 months prior with 5 different women, all of them multiple times, too. I miss women, but I was never crying over it. I let myself take a long ass, self-imposed break because I felt burnout over all the drama that women always tend to come with. That and I Live with my parents now.
>>25329043
Wow we do sound a lot alike.
Sex does nothing for me. I've never been aroused by it at all.
I'm obsessed with paizuri.
Paizuri is 95% of what I fap to with the rest being blowjobs.
>>25328652
I wish I could fate transfer to a world where she is real and loves me
>>25328553
what anime tbqh
>>25328539
I don't plan to kill myself over it, it just feels bad because I legitimately believe no one will ever be intimate with me.
>>25328751
It's definitely real.
I have my foreskin, so I purposely let myself leak for a while to use it as lube sort of. Feeling your foreskin glide smoothly over the head while it's moist feels a LOT better than moving the foreskin over a dry head.
>>25328197
>snaps me back to reality
OH THERE GOES GRAVITY
>>25329220
Im okay with real girls when it comes to paizuri, but again the majority is 2d.
i dont even know why i find vaginas gross - havent met anyone else who shares the sentiment. i'd happily stay a virgin, so long as i got to do other stuff with girls.
>>25329426
Wow we are almost identical.
While I don't think 3D looks near as good as 2D I still fap to it. There are girls I find attractive but not many because the type of body I find attractive is rare. And paizuri only obviously.
Most of my fapping is to 2D paizuri too.
Same with the staying a virgin thing.
It's almost scary how similar we are.
>>25329605
l-lets be friends anon...
>>25329753
s-sounds good...
Lost my V-Card last tuesday.
It's not that good anon, I mean, it does feel good, but it's overrated.
We fucked for an hour but i couldn't cum so i just went soft
yeah i know
>>25329605
>>25329426
>>25329220
>>25329043
>>25328783
Samefag much?
Just kidding
>>25329753
>>25329819
>these two anons will never be friends
>>25328652
Fucking thank you Anon
>>25328391
Are we playing "things either a virgin or a faggot would say"?
>>25328806
So what do you seek from life if not plessure?
>>25329268
GJ-Bu
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>>25328197
Under rated thread.
I can relate. I usually find most porn super depressing unless it has some sort of stupid plot to lighten things up.
I find amateur stuff causes the most feels. It's pure concentrated despair for me.
>>25332305
>tfw can't jerk off to anything but amateur
