Is there anything this woman can't do?
Lose weight.
Completely original comment.
Make me laugh
Origami comment
Love someone who isn't a chad.
have a tight vagina
Yeah there are men that will fuck anything that breathes, what's her point?
I'VE GOT DICKS IN MY SMELLY VAGINA GUYS DID I TELL YOU I ATE SO MUCH PIZZA AND I'VE CREAM LIKE OH MY GAWD MY PUSSY IS SHAVED GUYS DID YOU KNOW I JUST LOVE BIG CAWKS GUYS LIKE SERIOUSLY THOUGH I'VE GOT A VAGINA WITH REAL VAGINA PROBLEMS LIKE FOR REAL
>>25327619
fat chicks often have tight vags
>>25327670
You have clearly never fucked an actual fat chick before.
DUDE BAN GUNS LMAO
>>25327682
I have actually :(
>>25327682
you say it like it's a bad thingblx
>>25327739
Poor guy.
>>25327779
I know it's not a bad thing.
>>25327469
god i hate that woman
1. She's a woman. Woman can dicked WHENEVER they want.
2.Novelty fuck
>"Hey bros, guess who I banged last night? Amy Schumer that's who"
>"Who?"
>>25327550
>underrated post
Seriously it actually is mind blowing how much women will do or how much they will brag about, all for the sake of avoiding losing weight.
Granted, I actually don't care if a woman has a bit extra. Actually, I think it's incredibly attractive. The problem is that women who are 'fully figured' like that want a guy who's even bigger/taller, so I only seem to have a chance with incredibly overweight chicks. Whatever.
Amy Schumer is the biggest meme of 2015.
A girl bragging about being able to get dick whenever she wants is like a fish bragging about being an excellent swimmer.
>>25327469
She's only about 70kg yet looks extremely bloated and saggy. How does that happen?
>>25329063
She's just curvy, that's all.
>>25327469
Make me care who she is or what she has to say.
Don't get it. Shes fat and fine with it or whatever and a celebrity. Why is the world supposed to care?
>>25329063
no muscle mass
Weak woman bones
Who will be the next HAHA SO FUNNY average looking fat comedienne the Jews shove up our ass?
>>25329576
Only time will tell, my friend.
Maybe the next one will do more to indoctrinate young girls into the bbc lifestyle.
>>25327469
>actthiscantbeoriginal
>>25329487
Would bang
Would post an original comment
>>25329709
Amy actually had a bit on wanting to fuck black guys, I can't be assed to find it though
>>25329709
sauce on this?
beep boop original
>>25327469
women bragging that they can "catch a dick" is essentially the same as bragging that they can eat cake
