Also this is a good feels thread.

Share your good feels.

I love how awful and grotesque this post is, I appreciate it a lot OP.

I ate two medium pizzas today, both with banana peppers. I have been birthing little brown boys and girls all night. A few times the bowl has been filled with blood. Really having a good time.

You guys want to feel amazing
Do this: buy a small bottle of miralax and mix a cap full into a half a glass of water and drink it and repeat every 15 minutes until the bottle is gone.

You're going to want to stay home and near your toilet.

>>25327173
>be heroin addict
>go on a 3 month run and accumulate weeks of constipation
>1 week sober
>no heroin to dull pain
>uncomfortable all the time
>just cleared everything out in 1 sitting

I feel extremely relieved. My toilet sucked down 1 of 4 giant turds and clogged.

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POO POO

PEE PEE

POO POO

PEE PEE

I LIKE TO POO POO PEE PEE

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>take big shit
>feel my asshole ripping due to how big it is.
>subsequent shits hurt and have traces of blood when wiping
>still hurts following week.
>hurts to wipe or clean so can't do either properly
>paranoid that asshole is infected due to stagnant shit getting in cuts
>too lazy to go to hospital.

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>tfw McDonald's

>>25328014
>not eating garbage so you have liquidy diarrhea shits
step up senpai

>>25327279
Nice way to get dehydrated

>>25328014
That's how you get a flesh eating disease

>>25327173
>take a massive awful shit
>3 wipes, paper covered in shit
>5th wipe is 99% clean
So much better than quick small shits that somehow require 12390785 wipes. Seriously fuck them.