Why don't you just get an adult Asian gf with big boobs and a child's face?
>>25326920
thats the plan senpai
>>25326973
hurry up and do it
name pls senpai
>>25326920
Because I don't want a baby Elliot Rodgers
Even though it would be fucking hilarious
>>25328714
Don't worry. The only Asians with boobs are the boys that get implants. There's literally no chance you can end up with a Rodgers by having sex with one.
If I could I already would. I'm too unpleasant to attract one and too cheap for a mail-order bride.
>>25326920
literally my perfect woman tbqh
call me beta and low test, I don't care
imagining the disgusted looks from normies as I stroll down the street with my child-like gf makes me kek heartily
shit taste the thread
shit/taste
>>25326920
Why don't you just shove a steel brush up your asshole, anon? Why don't you JUST do that?