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r9k users in one image
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>>25326854
>Calling us adorable anime girls who are brave enough to stand up to weirdos

I shed a tear OP
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>>25326854
why the fuck would anyone take kindness for love, why the fuck would anyone fake being nice ?
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>>25326854
>I faked it
why do women do this?
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>>25326934
You kidding man? I wish people bothered to fake smiles and manners. I don't care if it is fake, the end result is the same.
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>>25326854
>tfw you will never date the class rep and use her large social circle as a springboard out of robotdom
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>haha, after years of being mocked, abused and mistreated by people, he becomes attached to people who are nice to him!
>lol what a creep!
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>>25327014
im probably just straight forward then, i get being polite but why would anyone bother faking a friendship ?
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>>25326854
>But...then why were you smiling?
>I faked it.
Wow, way to open up every insecurity I have. Right to the gut, senpai.
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>>25326854
>Mfw my school hired people to be my friend.
>ask out girl who was friendly.
>Sorry I can't do this anymore.
>goes out with fake best friend.
>at the end writes in my yearbook.
>Had lots of fun you have lots of potential don't be so negative and keep your chin up kiddo.
JUST
MAKE
IT
STOP
AND
WAKE
ME
UP.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa>>25326892
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>>25327014
I'd rather everyone just made it explicitly clear they hated me.
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>>25327109
>Mfw my school hired people to be my friend.
what is this the fucking truman show ? is this even legal ?
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>>25327077
fuck the original comment bh senpai
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>>25327133
and the normies attack
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>>25327129
The fuck? Do tell.
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>>25326854
Sauce desu
go away robot
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Dont worry guys, she kills herself at the end
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>>25327163
>20 years later
what happens next ?
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>>25327175
I'm going to need sauce
now
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>>25327163
Please continue senpai. I'm on the edge of my seat.
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>>25327175
She lays eggs, so it's possible she can fly.
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>>25327163
Stereotypical guys in those anime jumpsuit/school uniform things piss me off so much. That stupid 24/7 "Look how cocky and aloof I am" thing is annoying as hell.
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>>25327216
.flow
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>>25327219
found it https://hitomi.la/galleries/886489.html
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>>25327210
>>25327219
all right.. but here comes the fantasy
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mini-dump
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>>25327288
ok now I have to see the rest

this is your fault OP
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>>25327305
I wish we could just all get along.
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>>25327324
All of these are dog themed.
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>>25327323
sure. but im too lazy desu f4m. you can read it here https://hitomi.la/galleries/886489.html
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Cant hold on much longer

I WILL NEVER LET GO
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>>25327346
What happened to smashing pumpkins?
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Jokes on you, I don't approach any girl even if they're nice because this sort of thing might happen!
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>>25327382
No more dog related content found.
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>>25327361
have a wallpaper texttext
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>>25327288
i read it already, holy shit i can't say it was just, more like karma
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>>25327438
>tfw i follow this exact same motto
>always wonder if they actually like me
>maybe they do the same thing ;-;
>tfw no love
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>>25327129
>>25327166
I was in middle school and had a history of being the loner since forever, later found out kids who knew me since kinder were worried about me due to things such as "He has no friends and keeps to himself."
Teachers got involved behind back and some girl volunteered, again from kinder so as to make me feel easy.
>She offered me a handy and blowy, even 2nd base.(I said no of course.)
>Wouldn't go out with me as I spilled my spaghetti in front of the whole class and she told me the truth.

I can only laugh in pain, sorry for the shit punctuation.
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>>25327350
where the fucks the sequel?????

this needs be made into a television series

i would act normal have a kid and groom him for business just so he could make billions of dollars just so these billions could be dedicated to making a real hit TV series with this premise

actually bye forever guys i have a new purpose in life
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>>25327288
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THIS WAS LITERALLY MY PLAN.
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>>25327636
fuck man, and i thought i had it rough
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>>25326854
Does a gif count too?
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a portrait of the imageboard as a young man
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>confess your love to a girl you barely know
>feel angry because she doesn't return your unreasonable feelings at all
>get called a rapist because you sexually assault her
>then wait twenty years to kidnap her daughter to rape her because 'revenge'

Yeah, I think /r9k/ may be scum but I think they admit it. I don't know how many actual rapists are here, but I doubt the number is high as /r9k/ seems to have evolved into a place where self-deprecation is the norm and commiting such acts would be too obvious a reason for someone here to despise themselves.
I imagine real rapists/killers already resent themselves enough, believe others are at fault, or don't care.
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I have many images which capture the essence of an /r9k/ manchild, so I'll just post a random one.
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>>25332241

Raping stacy isn't morally wrong so I have no problem with it
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I'M SERIOUS THERE BETTER NOT BE A FUNERAL
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>>25327074
>I'll use this to further justify being mean to him! Can't creep on me silly boys
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>>25327077
Yeah senpai you're the badass House we just can't handle
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>>25327039
>you will never get a loving and supportive girlfriend who will partly help you cure your social ineptitude by bringing you to the parties, meet ups, etc she does with her friends
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>>25327109
>kiddo
Kek, slut rekt you mate.
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>>25327636
That makes it even worse, jesus fuck. I sometimes wondered if it was the same for me or if I was just being paranoid
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>>25327636
Holy shit dude, I'm sorry

That's rough.
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>>25332268
>tripfagging on a board you hate
>being a normie
>not understanding a true robot doesnt care about sex
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>>25326854
Always make eye contact at someone's eyes in human interaction they tell you everything once you learn how to read them. If she actually liked you they get all wide. Also behavior starts to mimic. It's hard to understand until you notice it, but once you do its pure fucking magic. They are the window to the soul after all, they don't lie.
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>>25326854
Except r9k wouldn't even have the courage to ask them out.
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All men like little girls.
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>>25326996
Everyone fake smiles its why I don't ever trust a smile.

>>25326934
People like to think that being fake nice is being polite.
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>>25332450
I asked a girl out. She flat rejected me without even trying to be polite or kind by saying 'I don't know what to answer to you' and then left.

Now fuck off.
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le not orignal
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Anyone have the one where the girl is like "2d isn't real you can be with that" and the guy says "it's not like any women would touch me anyways" or something like that.
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>>25327288
Sauce? Google show nothing.
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