>at a party
>see a girl eating off a darth vader plate
>go up to her
>ask her when anakin was born, how tall he is, and what she thinks of the Battle of Christophis, aka basic shit any real star wars fan should fucking know
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
Why do women pretend to like Star Wars?
>>25326238
>>ask her when anakin was born, how tall he is, and what she thinks of the Battle of Christophis, aka basic shit any real star wars fan should fucking know
You fucking autist.
Too obvious lad.
Your thread on /TV/ wasn't enuff
>in Starbucks line
>girl ahead of me tells the clerk to put "Rey" as her name on the cup
>she looks back at me awkwardly and smiles
>I give her the autism nod of approval and wink with both eyes
>she and the clerk gives me a startled look and look at one another
>order my hot water with zest and avoid eye contact
>"Rey" joins her mates and starts laughing
>leave and never going back
>>25326238
jesus christ, hahahahahahahah, fuck.
>she looks at me like I'm retarded
hehe maybe there is a reason for this
>>25326238
I see what you're trying to do here
why don't you fuck off back to tumblr bitch
>>25326238
>see girl eating off of a star wars plate
>automatically assume she is the number 1 star wars fan who's read every single expanded universe paperback
>she's not
C'mon OP, you're better than this
>>25326238
Any real Star Wars has been boycotting the franchise since 1997
>friend invites me to party
>theres food there
>grab a plate and start eating
>some smelly gross looking guy comes up and asks me about random Star Wars trivia
>stare in utter confusion
>he walks away silently
>look down, realize I'm eating off of a Star Wars plate
Who invited that guy?
