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So I went to see this movie with my lady friend today. It was
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So I went to see this movie with my lady friend today. It was complete shit, but the plot was fascinating.

>beta cuck (Brad) marries a single mother who got pumped and dumped by Chad (Mark
Wahlberg)
>Brad desperately tries to get the kids to see him as their real father, even though they pretty much despise him
>one day, to the kids' delight, bad boy Chad shows back up
>Chad ends up emotionally cucking Brad, though he never has sex with with Brad's wife
>the wife kicks Brad out of the house after he gets drunk and makes a fool of himself at a basketball game
>Chad suddenly has to assume the fatherly role now that Brad is gone
>Chad realizes he can't handle the responsibility of being a dad and skips out of town again
>the wife takes back her betabux husband, and Chad ends up moving across the street and marrying a single mother himself, whose ex (played by John Cena) is an even bigger Chad than he is

I was absolutely blown away watching this movie. It was as naked an attempt at glorifying cuckoldry as I've ever seen from Hollywood.
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VIETNAM
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>>25325396
Welp, you paid to watch it, didn't you?
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FUCKING


BLOX
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This has pirate me written all over it. Or at least wait for netflix.
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>>25325468
IT AINT ME FUCKING SHITS
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It was a male harem and you know it.
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JOHN CENA (doo doo doo doooo)
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>>25325396
hahaha, his little manlet feet are hovering
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>lady friend
REEEEEEEEEEE
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is it worth going to the cinema to see?
can either see sisters, this or in the heart of the sea
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>>25325776
I wouldn't waste your money on this. It's not really funny at all.

In the Heart of the Sea looks interesting. Hasn't gotten great reviews though.
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>almost 2016
>paying to see shitty Cucklywood movies
costanza.jpg.png.killyourself
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Whoa, John cena is in it? They didn't show him at all in the commercials
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>>25325396
lol did they try to make manlet whalburg seem almost as tall as will ferell?
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We memed cuck into existence, the use of cuck got so main stream they made a movie about it satirically.
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>>25325396
>Chad ends up moving across the street and marrying a single mother himself, whose ex (played by John Cena) is an even bigger Chad than he is

Lel, it's like the fish scene in phantom menace but with Chads
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I don't get you guys, if you're so invested in this Chads keking you and being beta providers, why not just either never settle down, or just treat girls like shit and go from one to the next all the time?
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Such a meme movie.
>Cucking
>John Cena
>Vietnam Fucking Shits
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