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is this the ideal woman?
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is this the ideal woman?
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>no dick
Trashed
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>>25325365
>no tits

in le trash
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My girlfriend has that body but with really nice tits
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>>25325365
getting desperate op
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>>25325365
>upturned nose

into the trash it goes
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>>25325365
>brown eyes
>face looks like some fat 14 year old
>literally no tits at all
>what the fuck is wrong with her eyes
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>>25325365
No, but I'd do 'er.
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>>25325365
>skinnyfat manlet
>ideal woman

trash
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>crucifix
pass
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Give her one more cup size and she'd be alright.

A girl that flat has to be skinny.
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this passes in my book
i bet she has a nice chunky ass
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Good enough for me as long as she doesn't balloon out much more. Pretty cute face

The joke isn't that it's a tranny, right?
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would totally bang her in every imaginable position and cum on her manly tits
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Everyone has their own idea of ideal. This fat fucker is mine I guess
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>>25325741
>tattoo
>that face
still would though
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>>25325365
9/10 in my book
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>>25325365
objective 3
subjective 7
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>>25325365
basically the exact body type of the girl I lost my V-card to.

Not worth it.
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It's really her cute face and flat chest that I like.
Got sauce for her OP?
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>>25325365

she looks like a huge retarded toddler

I'm sure that makes her 10/10 for a lot of robots, but no thanks jeff
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>>25325814
i wish I did. anyone have anything similar?
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>>25325882
Fug.
Was going crazy over her.
I've never seen any other girl like this. Makes me sad...
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>>25325365
Depends. What's her personality like?
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>>25325365
I have this exact body.

I'm a guy fucking kill me
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>>25325968
L O N D O N
O N D O N
L O N DO ON
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>>25325365
maybe for you anon
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>>25325968
post dat boipussy bro

no homo
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Not nearly hairy enough.
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>>25326018
Soz senpai I'm from Scotland

and I'm not a fagget
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>>25325365
If her stomach was flat, it could be close.
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>>25325365
OP here, I'm fairly certain this is the ideal woman actually.
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>>25326203
her face is ugly tho lol
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>>25326203
Something seems off
Like she's on a doll's body or something
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>>25326203
Ugh
OP your OP had a much better face and that makes all the difference.
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haha so you guys dont have g/fs cause all of you want top 10/10 chicks? sheeeit
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>>25326256
Airbrushing, probably.
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>>25326203
this is is not qt at all

which make me notice her disgusting body

0/10 shit taste
kill yourself
go back to reddit
le trash
nigger
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>>25325365
will chestlets ever learn?
>chubby but no tits
literally genetically inferior trash
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>>25326319
I have a very all or nothing attitude when it comes to women. Naturally it'll be nothing.

I guess I have that attitude about everything, really. Now that I think about it, maybe this is the cause of being me being a complete loser. What have you done to me anon?
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I'd hit it really quick, but I prefer thin women
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>>25326344
>>25326304
>>25326203
>>25326256
I'm the real op and she needs to be fatter and less of a spic
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is Edwige Fenech the ideal woman?
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>>25325365
Fuk I retract my 9/10.
The more I look the more I realize this girl is certainly 10/10

Perfection.
This girl has a cute young face
small, delicious flat chest
She's like one of my animu girls

Her eyes, that wonderful tummy
Her hair, fuck I want to run my fingers through it
EVERYTHING about her!!
Everything about her face and body sets my body on fire!

My heart can't take it
I was always thinking girls like this weren't real.
Now I'm just...
Confused... I don't know what I'm doing with my life... I was set on living the no girls forever alone route but this... I want this... so bad...

Literally no picture has ever done this to me.
I'm going mad.
But I've never seen anyone like this before. I guess the fact that this body and face are so rare there's no real chance I'd ever come across one, anyway.

So... that helps me. A bit.
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Gillian Anderson is top tier qt (or at least in the 90's she was)
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>>25326539
>she's getting fucked by Tyrone anyway
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>>25326579
yeah for real, always had a crush on her.. i wanted be mulder, just to have this fine piece of ass bitching at me every other second "ayy lmaos is not real mulderrr"
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>>25326319
Why is it that every time someone says what their ideal is there is always ALWAYS some fag who thinks it's the lowest you'd date?
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>>25326633
>dub dubs

porbably right
know what....
fuck me im so fucking shit fuck stupid

I should just stick to the 2D waifu life I'm living.
Soon VR will advance enough for them to seem real to me. anyway

Still, this is by far the most amazing 3D female I've ever seen
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>>25326680
im not refering to girls poster, im refering to the people saying they wouldnt stick it, cause it doestn meet their standards.. they are not 10/10 but i would fuck both of em, shit id go out with them.knom.sayen?
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>>25326539
Im gunna have to agree with you m8
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>>25326319
he||o reddit
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>>25326754
why did you post that landwhale in response?
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>>25326703
She's top tier for me too, but what could I possibly offer to her?
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>>25326787
because I like big butts and I cannot lie
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is MEW the ideal woman?
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>>25326099

A woman will very rarely have a flat stomach unless muscled or underweight due to the their reproductive organs taking up more space.
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>>25326788
Love, devotion.
I would support her and our future family.
We'd go out together and have lots of fun. Traveling, going to restaurants, movies shows etc
And when we'd stay at home we'd cook all sorts of delicious things together. Just stay with each other, enjoying the presence, feel and touch of each other.
Talking, laughing, going on and on.
Until we're old and grey and then we'd look back and reflect on our lives together as our grandkids come over to play.
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>>25325365
>mustache shadow
>wonky eyes
>frizzy hair
>boy body
>gross hands and nails
>looks to be the start of a roastie
>brown eyes
>buck teeth

no, not even close, famalama.
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>>25327214
This. Man's got a point.
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>>25327214
>did not see that even after all my staring. just some blemish or lighting
>those eyes hypnotize me
>hair is nice frizzy and fluffy like that
>flat chest is what I crave
>not even her hands look fine
>brown eyes can also be beautiful m8
>teeth are fine

It's that wonderful mythic face she's got....
the "boy" body/flat chest just compound my attraction to her
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>>25327701
>the "boy" body/flat chest just compound my attraction to her
this
no titties, no problem. everything else is perfect
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Is this the ideal woman as well?
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>>25328634
Her body is very nice,
but she's not ideal as her face is just too nasty looking
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This is the ideal body i want with a gf, the face however...im willing to give it a pass.
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>>25325741
That ass tho
>it's pretty fat
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>>25328951
You should have no trouble in America, fren
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>>25325365
That is a beautiful flat chest.
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>>25328951
btw, what body type is this?
I thought bbw but theres way too many far more obese women whom i find under that tag.
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>>25325365
What the fuck is that even legal? She looks like she's 11.
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>>25327214
>>looks to be the start of a roastie
have you heard of this thing called a clitoral hood
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>>25325365
If she's christian than why does she post pictures like this? I thought things like lust were sins?
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>>25325556
so she's fat?
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>>25330141
Actually the more I look at this picture, so more it's not like her.

She isn't fat at all, and her face and hair are different. They have the same looking clit though
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>>25330141
>op's pic
>fat
i dont see it
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>>25325365
>man's chest
>looks like dick is tucked under
Confirmed man.
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>>25325365
I-I'm a little spooked.
She's so similar to me. Same girl parts, exact same body type down to the hip spring, very similar face, same haircut, even the same hands...

My breasts might be a bit bigger, I think. Not sure. But I'm definitely not the ideal woman. I would be good for child-bearing, I think. And I won't age like shit at least. Even if I look like a chubby fourteen year old until I'm 30...
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>>25331799
Why bother? What do you get from this?
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>>25325365
Who is this? Name?
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>>25333647
his name was Jonathon.
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>>25325774
same here.
still pretty good though
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>>25328999
Most fat girsl dont have tits like that
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>no tits
>man hands

ideal girl if you are a homosexual man
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>>25326754
So you're the one posting about "whites cannot be robots"?
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>>25328634
Her face and hair are beautiful but her body is boring and masculine
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>>25325365
I like chubby girls with small tits for some reason,
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Is THIS the ideal woman? Be honest...
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this is the ideal woman
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