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Ask a man who just lost his virginity to a prostitute anything.
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Ask a man who just lost his virginity to a prostitute anything.
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I have a prostitute fetish, and not even I would stoop that low.

Was it worth it?
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>>25324874
Eh, I don't feel any different now than before
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What's it like being a huge tool?
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>>25324856
>wating your money on roasties ever

what a faggot.
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>>25324915
Pretty nice.
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>>25324926
The money is probably going to her pimp and not her.
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Do you feel any different now?
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>>25324975
Nope, could've just as easily jacked off.
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What's it like knowing you're a complete failure?
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>>25325022
Could not care less.
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>>25324856

Was it awkward?
Did she fake pleasure?
Did she provide instructions?

Can you see it making it easier to approach women?
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>>25324856
Were you a wizard before you lost you powers to the hooker?
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>>25324856
Did she Boozle your Beans?
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>>25325058
Wasn't awkward, she was very talkative.
Wasn't really paying attention to what she was doing, just how it felt.
No, I told her what to do.

No easier to approach women.

>>25325059
Not a wizard, never will be.
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>>25324856
hope you enjoy your aids phaggot
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>>25324874
>I have a prostitute fetish, and not even I would stoop that low.

I've banged 27 prostitutes. I don't see what the issue is.
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>>25325091
She polished my helmet and rode my hog to completion.

>>25325102
Wore a condom, should be safe. Thanks for your concern.
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>>25325095
No I'm asking were you 30+ years old before you lost your virginity
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>>25325165
>No I'm asking were you 30+ years old before you lost your virginity

He's knows what "wizard" means, you gay Jew.
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>>25324856
How many diseases do you have now?
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>>25325132
>wore a condor
>didn't cum inside pussy
>prolly cut benis

He thinks he lost his virginity
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>>25325165
I know what you were asking. Nowhere near 30.

>>25325201
I don't know, it just happened.
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>>25325132
so your beans were sufficiently boozled?
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>>25324893
well no shit, the whole point of losing your virginity nowadays is to prove that somehow could actually find you attractive enough to fuck, you didn't actually achieve anything
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>>25325242
Never said I did. Just sharing my story to inform others.
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>>25324856
Which country are you from?
Price of the girl?
What did she look like?
Her age?
Your age?
Did you enjoy yourself
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>>25325217
Oh okay, read your reply wrong kek
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>>25325265
US
$150
scrawny hispanic
40 something, said she had a kid my age
20 something
I came
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>>25325307
Why would you pay that much for a middle-aged spic? Milf/beaner fetish or something?
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>>25324926
What the fuck happened in 1966?
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>>25325342
Beaner yes, MILF I can take or leave. The age listed in her ad was younger.

Anymore questions ask now, I'm about to go to bed.
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Any pics of her??

Original comment
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>>25325369
feminism my friend
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>>25324856
did you have a problem getting a boner
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>>25325369
I bet baby boomers had something to do with it.
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>>25325410
No pics.

>>25325431
No problem there, my friend. She was good with her hands and mouth.
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How did you find this hooker OP?
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>>25325497
On backpage.
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>ask a male prostitute anything
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>>25325521
Good to know OP. Might use that info
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!!!LAST CHANCE FOR QUESTIONS!!!
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Would you recommend this to other virgins?
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>>25325592
Not really. I don't feel any different and I'll probably be no smoother with women.

If you just want to fuck go for it, but don't expect a monumental life change.
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>>25325370
What ad did you look at? CL?
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>>25325676
backpage

First girl sounded really sexy on the phone and was open to my fetish, but she kept giving me the run around so I settled for this lady.
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>>25325369
counter culture happened
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>>25325724
Yeah I have no idea what that is.
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>>25324856
Will you continue to visit another prosty in the future?
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>>25325369
The fucking hippies happened
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What's herpes like friend
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>>25325369
England won the World Cup, many fans decided to kill themselves in the knowledge that they would never field a good team ever again
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>>25324926
>implying correlation = causation
You obviously never went to school
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>>25325242
I didn't feel any different when I fucked for the first time either. And I did it bareback and didn't pay or anything.
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>>25324926
What the fuck happened in 88?
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>>25325369
The 3 greatest albums of the counter culture were realeases and it all went to pot man
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You know what OP? I lost my virginity at age 22 to a girl I met on tinder. She was a hot redhead and I fucked her with a condom and then without a condom a few days later. Honestly I didn't feel any different, just like you said. I should have just fucked a hooker and gotten good at having sex a lot earlier.

You really have to like someone to feel different after sex.
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>>25324893
Do feel like you'd be better prepared for the off chance that a regular girl wants to fuck?
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>>25327559
They realized the 80's were almost over, and that we would never be rad again.
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>>25324856
>>25324856
Why are slav girls so fucking perfect?
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>>25325369
Sexual revolution.
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>>25325437
Nope those cunts were too young, sitting in a high-chair while their parents freaked out about the hippies and summer of love shit
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>>25324856
That fucking ass tho holy shit
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>>25327514
>spouting off this boring ass meme everyone knows
you're obviously a retard who thought he was going to sound smart for once
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>>25325369
It was actually 1968, also known as the year everything was ruined forever.
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i've been seeing this ad for a qt asian girl 5'0 39kg

thinking of seeing her some time in the new year
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