>wagie for McDonald's
>at Burger King
>bathroom has "employees must wash hands" sign
>wash hands anyways
>be ausfag
>don't shitpost
you know like, when you're at a friends house and they have like, a lil bro who's just obnoxious as shit? The brat tries to show you their shit grass castle in minecraft and your friend just awkwardly smiles?
Oh wait, you wouldn't, you have no fucking friends.