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>is employed
>"""robot"""
>is in education
>"""robot"""
>has friends
>"""robot"""
>has/has had gf/bf
>"""robot"""
>not kissless/handholdless/conversationless/eyecontactless
>"""robot"""
>has healthy relationship with family
>"""robot"""
>got gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>bought gifts for Christmas
>"""robot"""
>has plans for nNew Years
>"""robot"""
>has online friends
>"""robot"""
>participates in Omegle threads
>"""robot"""
>has """robot friends"""
>"""robot"""
>loves
>"""robot"""
>expresses human emotions
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""robot"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>deleting threads
>"""robot"""
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>>25324236
>is not as miserable as me
>"""robot"""
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>>25324275
>experiences """misery"""
>"""robot"""
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>>25324297
What the fuck is you point, then ?
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It brings me great joy that I don't match your descritption of a robot. That said, you can't stop me from posting here.
>in education
>not virgin
>healthy-ish relationship with family
Kinda.
>got/bought gifts
>plans for NYE
>expresses human emotions


That said, doesn't mean I'm not a fuckup in numerous other interpersonal ways (mostly in my sexual/romantic dealings with the opposite sex). So yeah. Fuck you, I'm staying.
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>>25324404
>mostly in my sexual/romantic dealings with the opposite sex
that is literally every non-Chad normal beta
>>>/soc/
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Sometimes I wake up from a normie dream where it's not even that unique. Like, hanging out with friends at a theater.

Then I come too and realize just how pathetic my life is.
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>>25324467
>implying I don't double(actually triple) board

I'm a fa/tv/irgin by trade.

>>25324478
OT, but this is a dream I had when before I woke up at 5pm today

>dreamed that I thrashed my room in my sleep, put holes in the walls, wrecked my bed, attacked my bro and all sorts of things
>then I went out into the kichen and there was a load of people I didn't know, distant relations from norway or something
>one of em had this black stuff on his lower jaw, like a prosthesis
>then I went back into my room, I see three kids in my bed, I say "what the fuck is this?" then I see one of the kids has this really weird deformed face, like the starchild skull
>my room kept looking weirder and werirder, bikes and shit keft around and I realised my last actual memories were from two days previous, so all these changes had happened while I was unconscious
>worried I had gone insane, saw I had uploaded naked pictures of myself to the internet, had a shit attack and then woke up
>said "thank fuck" to myself aloud when I did
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