Sorry anon,but you have to stand, this whole seat is taken. What do?
I unilaterally declare this part of the bench my property using my rights as a sovereign person. We may take this issue to a court or we may decide with an armed struggle.
>>25324209
Smack her arm out of the back of the bench. Walk away.
>>25324209
find another bench like i always do.
sit down? The fuck is she gonna do, hit me?
>>25324209
>"Is that right?"
>sit down right next to her and act nonchalant
>>25324263
AM I FREE TO LEAVE??
AM I BEING DETAINED???
Sit anyway. What's she going to do? I could easily beat her into a pulp.
i plop my fat ass down on her lap and ask her if she'll be my new mommy.
>>25324317
>>25324355
>Sit down
>A few minutes later a bunch of gym rat Chads appear
>The girl waves at them
>"I was keeping this seat for you guys, but this weirdo sat there"
>They all stare at you
>They're coming closer...
What do?
>>25324435
I strip down to my socks and demand they fight me - bedroom style.
>>25324435
continue to sit there
>>25324317
>See 8/10 grill taking up whole bench
>Need to sit, been walking ever since leaving McDonalds a few yards away
>extratired.jpg
>"Uh-uh....could you let me sit puh-puh-puhlease??"
>Girl calls you a misogynistic pig
>Threatens to call police
>Walk away defeated and find another bench
>mfw
>>25324435
Stay. If things get physical, call the police and have them arrested.
>>25324435
Stay there.
What are they going to do, hit me? I would love to use my CCW
>>25324209
Sit on the concrete and avoid eye contact.
Sit down nigga, real robots aren't afraid of women.
>>25324435
Look at them with the weirdest face you can make, and make some weird noises. Then undress and try to rape one of the guys leg.
They will panic and run, and you will win.
>>25324209
sit there so i can avoid all physical contact
>>25324435
Say what up, cause theyre my homies. Take girl home and put train on her
>>25324209
lick her boots and let my back serve as a footrest for her
persist and sit down then hopefully she becomes aroused by my confidence and tries to hurt my genitals
