Hello robots,
How do I approach a robot? I'm repulsive and you guys are desperate for any female.
>>25322653
"Hi, I think you're really cute and sweet, would you like to go out sometime?"
>>25322653
"ey bb do u want sum fukke?"
If you're not a fat bitch I might be down.
No joke, are you fucking retarded?
Do or say literally anything. If you are the lucky owner of a cunt and he is actually a robot-type guy, then he will be so starved for human contact and validation that if you are acknowledging his existence, it will work.
Source: information anyone with common sense can glean from just briefly skimming this board.