Food is better than sex
Discuss /r9k/
Eating a lot is not healthy. Having a lot of sex it is. Check mate sex idiots.
>>25322633
>HIV NIGGA
Difficult to determine when I'm a premavirgin, but food is pretty dicking good.
>>25322928
You'll figure it out with age and experience
No less that 500 uncut penis vaginal rawdog creampies will do
Kbbq niggas
>>25322607
I dunno, I've only done one of the two before.
>>25322607
That'll sure wake up your asshole!
>>25322607
It isn't. I've never spent ten minutes shivering in bed after eating something nice.
>tfw fat and proud
My worst mistake was getting brainwashed into losing weight,i am not getting gf anyway and i am not afraid of death,food brings happiness,it really is a lifechanger
>>25322607
Both are overrated
don't know anything about sex but jacking off is better than food
>>25322607
>>>/ck/
gtfo off my board
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good food, alcohol and weed probably are better than stanky pussy. DESU if I make it to 60 I'll probably just eat myself to death.
>>25323325
>Having to cook your own damn food at a restaurant.
Fuck koreans.
tfw i love to eat but would rather spend money on kpop than new pants
Ricky: All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worse thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die, you're gonna regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm gonna tell you somethin': we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. Fuck little girls? So be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. You think that? Act that way. A hell exists on Earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. Did you ever take a dump - made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?
James Lingk: That I -
Ricky: Yes?
James Lingk: I don't know.
Roma: Or piss? Great meals fade in reflection. Everything else gains. You know why? 'Cause it's only food. This shit we put on us keeps us going. It's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em?
James Lingk: What do I remember?
Ricky: Yeah. I don't know. I'm sayin' what it is. It's-It's probably not the orgasm. Some broad's forearm on your neck, something her eyes did, there was this sound she made. Or it's me in the uh-I'm tellin' you, I'm in bed, the next day, she brought me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete. Hey. What I'm saying what is our life? Our life is lookin' forward, or it's lookin' back. That's it. That's our life. Where's the moment? And what is it we're so afraid of?
James Lingk: Loss.