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>be depressed in middle school
>consider suicide
>Go to highschool
>Get high honors
>Finally feel happy
>Make the varsity hockey team sophmore year
>Develop something where i constantly smell like shit the day of or near the day i made the team
>Drop out because i literally smell like feces
>Get into uni anyways
>Orientation people say i smell like shit
>drop put
>Go to Colon surgeon and gp they cant figure anything out
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wipe that ass
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>>25321157
My ass is as clean as it gets family.
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what body part does the smell come from?
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>>25321244
My anus, Original fucking comment fuck this board.
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>>25321023
Take a shower more often that once every year.
Wash your clothes.
Brush your teeth.
Stop eating shit. If you eat shit, you'll smell like shit.
Stop smearing feces all over yourself.
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>>25321279
I shower twice a day, brush my teeth everyday and eat decently. I did eat poptarts alot and other shitty foods before i developed by shit odor, but why did it just come out of no where, i almost did hold my shit in alot
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>>25321275
well then fucking wipe your ass you idiot and then spray it with some chemical.
tape your butthole shut if its that big of a deal
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>>25321329
Ductape my ass shut. Wut
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Children/teens in general smell like absolute shit

you don't think you do but if you're an adult and walk into any high school after a few years, a wave of a combo of body odor, feet and piss just hits you like a brick wall

it blew me away walking into a college after being out of school for two years how bad it smelled in general

I don't even wanna know what primary/elementary school teachers have to deal with
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>>25321320
Maybe it is something kidney related, your blood is not filtered properly so more urine than should seeps trough your skin bringing metabolism byproducts with it.
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>>25321693
or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trimethylaminuria
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>>25321023

Bro I had this shit during highschool after someone spiked my drink at a bar which almost killed me.
Something got all fucked up in my stomach and colon which allowed parazytes to develop easily. That's what created that fecal odor.

I would try some anti parazyte meds which you can get without a prescription. Or you can look into natural remedies like black walnut tea etc.

Might also wanna luck into leaky gut syndrome shit.

Best of luck bro
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