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If given absolute free reign would you be a good person or a bad person?
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>>25318952
Really bad

O R I G I N A L
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I would be neutral. You did say absolute free reign. Having to choose between those two doesn't appeal to me much.
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immediately start executing every person of non-european origin.
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"absolute power corrupts absolutely" - Kim Jong Un
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>>25318952
might makes right, I'd make the world love me OR ELSE
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Bad to the bone. I'd rape, torture, maim and kill.
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>>25318952
As good as possible.
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>>25318952
I would be bad desu.
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Good.. being bad is not that pleasant
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Mytton
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Good of course or at least as good as possible
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Kill fucking everyone.

There is not a single person in this worth that is worth living. Not myself and especially not you. Yes you. The person reading this post right now.
Know that if the whole world had a neck i would strangle it to death and keep doing it past the breaking point because absolutely nothing deserves to live.
Everything must end.
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>>25319144
world* desu
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>>25319144
>"I can't get laid wah wah everyone deserves death!"

t. angry virgin shitlord
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>>25319144
You seem a bit bitter

Why?
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>>25318952
Absolute free reign here meaning I guess the right to do whatever I wanted to with no restraint or oversight?

I'd do nothing at all to anyone, and use it only to ensure myself personally would have a comfortable life free of other people, their burdens, their wants, and their desires.

I'd finally be free.
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>>25319144
you're as mad as macaroni mate
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>>25319144
Even me tho? I only make quality posts desu senpai.
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>>25319144
"I wish the entire human race had one neck and I had my hands around it!"
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Good. Absolute freedom doesn't mean I live outside the boundaries I've set for myself willingly, and I don't do the things I do for recognition. I don't care if the whole world knows or nobody does.
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>>25319144
careful with that edge, kiddo!
stay in school.
starting next year, you'll be a sophomore so you can find a beta freshman to pick on
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>>25318952
What do you mean by free reign? Do I get god powers, the law can't touch me, or people just don't fuck with me?
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Probably bad for a very short time (as in killing NPCs in video games drunk on power sort of thing). Then after a short while, good.
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>>25319203
Severe bouts of depression. Suicidal thoughts since i was 15. Almost offed myself at 17. Constant anger issues.
I'll almost certainly be either seven feet under or locked in a cell in a few years time if this continues.
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>drastically thin out the population
>build a city-size climate controlled dome for my personal use
>fill it with slaves and cool animals
>people outside my dome can fuck off
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>>25319144
Talk about synchronicity man, I was just thinking that.
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>>25318952
Both, anon. I would probably murder serious criminals and severely beat the people I hate, but I would also donate money to cancer research and be respectful to my elders.
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>>25319144
RULES OF NATURE


original commento
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I'd probably go full Heisenberg.

Most of the time, I wouldn't be a problem - jus' tryin' to earn myself some money.

Unlike how I am now though, is even when it's best appropriate to keep my mouth shut or seem good, I'd act how I really want to act. Simple as that.

For instance, if someone started shit at my job.
Right now, I'd let it slide, walk away, cool off.
Free reign though... I'd probably go beyond what I'd consider a "reasonable retaliation" just to set an example. And because I'd like it.
It'd be nice to do something manly, be manly, and just for once in this pathetic day and age be able to get away with that.
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>>25318952
I would create a male contraceptive that is reversible, above 99% effective and does not affect sex at all

Then I would give it out for free

overpopulation solved desu
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>>25319367
I hope someone you hate gets their revenge and kills you.
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>>25319310
>fill it with slaves
>slaves = people
>people outside my dome can fuck off

how will having slaves make the process of living on your own in a dome easier? Who says they're gonna listen to your weak ass? How are you gonna build that dome without any knowledge on construction? Where will you get your building materials?

weak plan m8 1/10 for making me reply
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>>25319269
how about a cell seven feet under?
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That will do.
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My name is not important, what is important is what I am going to do. You see I am pure concentrated evil. Years of torment have turned me into the monster I am today. At this point I am far beyond help. My only purpose in this world is to bring pain to others. I have trained my skills to cause maximum havoc and destruction. I care about nothing and have nothing to live for, that is what makes me so dangerous. I am like a caged animal. Actually more like a rabid dog because I will not hesitate to destroy anything that slightly provokes me. Watch out roaches, there is a storm coming. The storm that wipes your pathetic life from the face of this earth.
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>>25319759
fngklnkl
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bad. anyone who says otherwise is a normie and needs to fuck off

>>25319269
what meds u tried?
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>>25319269
>Almost offed myself at 17
Chewed up some babby aspirin and then went to bed with a tummy ache, huh?
Poor lil guy
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>tfw no insane amounts of money to build non-governmental organizations to take care of orphans, street dogs and cats, and to invest in scientific research, in hopes to create better medications for many illnesses

Life hurts to be fair
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>>25318952
Depends on your philosophical outlook. To me, I'd be doing good as well as indulging myself, but to someone who's anti-death or pro-humanity, I'd be Satan incarnate.
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all i want is some cash to sustain myself until i can monetize my hobby, 1000 bucks a month would be enough.
Other htan that i have everything i want already except skills and money cant buy that
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>>25320649
i decided to devote my life to art a long time ago, why be the master of one world when i can regin over thousands
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>>25320183
No. Almost jumped from a 7 story building.
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>>25321708
How do you "almost" jump off a building?
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>>25321787
Pussied out at the last second.
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if the world ended, i would rape, pillage, maim and steal
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>>25321826
So you went on a building's roof then went back downstairs after thinking about killing yourself? I don't see how that's supposed to be a suicide attempt. People think about killing themselves all the time.
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>>25320557
AAAAAAAAAAARRRHHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGH THE EDGE OH THE EDGE ITS TOO MUCH
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ten years ago: a good person

now: a bad person
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>>25319071

Mad Jack is absolutely fucking based

Wish normies would fuck off
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>>25322088

>those repeating digits

triple dubs confirm
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Good person.

except I'd send all the nigs and mudslimes to africa and live in a beautiful white utopia
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>>25322088

chiaki is best girl

japcuck pls kill the robot
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>>25318952
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamped, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtailed of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinished, sent before my time
Into this breathing world scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them -
Why I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity.
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
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Neutral NEET to be honest with you family
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>absolute free reign

this is basically my wet dream to be true relatives

id gas all chads, enslave all women and give them to robots like us. all robots would have their very own petgirl. i would take care of you my loyal subjects
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honestly I'd pull an ozymandius and kill all shitty people since we don't let natural selection do it's job anymore
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>>25319269
>I'm sad therefore everyone on earth needs to die!

who exactly's going to make you chicken tendies after you've killed everyone? checkmate nigger.
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>>25321930
No, it wasn't that. Like edge of the building and let go for a second before grabbing the railing again. Couldn't go through with it.
If that isn't at least in the same ballpark as "close" then i don't know what is.
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>>25323036
>Implying that last shot isn't reserved for our temple.
Id much rather kill myself before i get to the point of going haywire though. You can have my tenders if you like anon.
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Neutral since I'd imagine things I do would cancel themselves out.
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>>25322088

M I C H I G A N

nice dubs 2bh phamily
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>>25318952
Whatever I want would be "good", whatever my whim is, is the definition of good. There is no objective good or bad.
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>invest heavily in automation
>kill 75% of the population
>everyone who's left lives like kings with robo butlers.
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>>25319071
This dude set his shirt on fire to get rid of his hiccups.
>permanent blackout drunk
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Good person. I base this off the fact I always play good person in Open World RPGs and always do the right thing, and help people, and protect the innocent.
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>>25323987

Mad Jack is THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>25318952
I'd choose to be a great person
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>2015
>believing in spooks like 'good'
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>>25319071
>He managed to kill one of his horses, Sportsman, by making it drink a bottle of port
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>>25318952
I'd try to push human boundaries as a specie and set up eugenics laws, to breed out the negative or useless traits.
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I'd still have to deal with social consequences so probably not much worse. All I'd really do is pirate some stuff I think.
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free reign over what? the world? the universe? what kind of reign?

if we're talking godlike, I would literally do everything that can be done and more. I can't even explain the power I crave.

if we're talking political reign over the world, I would probably appear terrible in some people's eyes but amazing in other people's eyes
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>>25318952
A good person. I am a good person.

I am a good person.
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>>25326425
>tfw this image is more unsettling than the original
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>>25318952
As good as possible

>>25319015
Oh
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I would do whatever the fuck I wanted. Since I don't want to rape or kill anyone or rob anyone...good?
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>>25319144
You seem angry, what makes you think you are you have the authority to kill everyone? You obviously feel you have been wronged but we've all been wronged, this is the definition of a knee jerk reaction
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>>25327951
You're not perfect.

holy shit this fucker gave me nightmares.
who else /hatesCouragetheCowardlyDog/ here?
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I would do as much good as possible, there's no sense in doing anything else unless it's vengeance or retribution you seek.
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Mostly good. I only do bad things because I don't have much control.
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>>25329446
Neither are you, only difference is you think your own shit doesn't stink
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I'd just buy a bunch of cabins and chateaus and shit and a private jet and wander around doing absurd amounts of drugs.
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>>25324711
came here to post this
original
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I would go ape shit if given free reign. I'd rape, steal, murder, torture, cannibalize, blow up shit, you name it. I'd give myself a mad max character style look and just drive around the country fucking shit up. Not trying to sound like a le edgelord sociopath dark triad xD or anything, but yea that's what I'd do.
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