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2015-12-28 22:03:30 Post No. 25318724
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:03:30 Post No. 25318724 [Report]

>Pic related
>My girlfriend
>Go out with friends for boxing day
>Get drunk
>Party until 2am
>Go home
>She is waiting for me
>Dressed all slutty
>Gives me orange juice and cooks some food to make my inevitable hangover better in the morning
>I eat the delicious food she makes
>Sat down
>She starts rubbing my dick
>Strip tease in front of me
>Her waist to hip ratio is godly
>Gives me the best BJ ever
>Sloppy, no teeth
>I rip her black panties off
>Put my dick in her tight, wet, warm pussy
>We fuck
>Fuck for 20 mins
>Missionary position
>Her legs are over my shoulders
>She screams she is cumming
>Feel the surge of her orgasm lighting through her legs
>Her eyes go to the back of her head
>I cum with the force of a thousand suns in her pussy
>Cum everywhere
>We both shower
>Cuddle until the morning

Having a gf is amazing. I swear I am going to snap my dick if she cheats. I can't be alone anymore

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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:11:51 Post No.25318899
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 22:13:48 Post No.25318931
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>>25318724
i shit my gf up last night

>be me last night
>me and gf in bed at her house
>watching based david attenborough sea doc
>shes on the ipad, im resing my head on her chest, shes using my head as an ipad rest
> i start to drift off
> im not asleep, but im dreaming
>holyshitisthisluciddreaming.jpg
> im fucking fighting shrek
>eventually we become mates
>sit down and start having bants
>apparently out loud i was laughing like a mad man, shrieking every now and then
>gf is scared
>shes shaking me to wake me up
>it works, shes asking what the fuck that was
>i try to tell her it was a lucid dream
>nothing comes out
>she asks again
>nothing
>im looking right at her and shes panicking now
>shes asking why im not replying
>thats when it happens
>i go to shout "im fine"
>that isnt what comes out
>demonic fucking raptor screech
>what the fuck

i snapped out of it after she jumped up but i still don't fucking know what it was

bonus: i also asked her in my sleep if shrek had layers of witty banter like an onion