You can now fuck any fictional character you want and only that one.
Who will it be /r9k/?It's probably Satsuki Kyurin for me
I want Bane to fuck me.
>>25317010
Good taste, OP. I'm with you on that one.
Claiming Auska, not even my waifu but if I can ruin her for another anon I will feel better.
>>25317127
TOMOKO IS NOT FOR FUCKING
Mystique from X-Men
>can shapeshift into anything
>natural form is still 10/10
Why choose anything else?
>>25317010
Yotsuba. Best Daughter.
Good for Camping, story time, visiting cool places and learning about them, fishing, making ghosts.
>>25317010
Kusanagi Motoko desu.
>>25317157
Why not senpaitachi
>>25317186
Well shit, I messed that one up by not reading the top properly. I thought is said have, not fuck. I JUST WANTED TO BE A DAD ;-;
fucking hirojewki and his robot
shiki misaki
or eri, whatever.
>>25317010
this will be fun
>>25317010
none of them
dont feel like it
>>25317010
My qt 3.14 gf...
ANY character?
I don't see the point in just picking a cute girl then, if there's a chance you can just find someone who looks enough like them irl (even if it's really unlikely) that just seems like kind of a waste. I'm going to fuck... uh
Man
I'm going to fuck a Rathian
or
uh
maybe The God Emperor of Mankind or a Xenomorph
Maybe evenGod
Go big or go home.
>>25317010
Alyx Vance
Is it just friends with benefits? Or can I marry her and start a family, grow old together, and live our lives peacefully watching our children grow up and become successful adults of their own?
This is important and will greatly influence my decision.
>>25317746
only sex desu
>>25317863
Then >>25317181 has a good idea. Some kind of shapeshifter, or a girl that can make copies of herself. Add some spice.
>>25318053
>>25317181
That's totally cheating, man. Just choose
>>25317186
>>25317205
DELETE THIS IMEDIATELY
>>25317181
This guy...he knows what's up.
I'll just take an alien shapeshifter, and a obscure one at that. Lucy from Ben 10.
Laura from SF5. I'm so attract to that kind of hair and body and I can't help it.
>>25317213
>great taste to be honest
>>25318114
You like shitty half cut/half braids where the hair clips clean through her arm?
>>25318137
Yes exactly graphic bugs are my fetish.
>>25318080
Hey man you said ANY fictional character.
I'll play nice though.
Sayaka
Mononoke
>fucks like an animal
>>25318249
>>>/mlp/
Kill yourself
Embrace Eternity.
>tfw no bondage fairy to bind her wings and keep in a mason jar and make her massage your dick and drink your cum for sustenance
>>25317010
Iori.
>>25318596
Nostalgia man. Bondage fairies was like one of the first things I fapped to on the internet.
Sylvanas Windrunner
>tfw no interesting, sadistic, goth gf
A loving, nice woman.
Fubuki from OPM.
>>25317127
This is the only correct answer.
blox
>>25319691
motherfuckin good taste bro, maybe alexstraza also
Callie. Best squid sister.
>>25317010
B-big bara villain
>>25317010
Mystique
I don't even like X-Men
fumina
this bietch
>>25318685
you're gonna put it in her butt, right?
>>25317186
>fucking the cloverchild
pls leave
>>25319691
the undead pussy stank tho
>>25317181
Pic related is similar but even better
any of the girls from academia
>>25317291
Loving your thinking anon, you must be a big guy
>>25320076
Who is that semen demon on the left anon?Oh okay I'm muted. Should've guessed.
>>25317186
Delete this
MODS
>>25319736
Dam right they're fictional!
>>25317010
The girl from my latest short story, working title: "the girl who made everyone who fucked her capable of realizing all their dreams".
It's a work in progress, I'm trying to get it published next year.
>>25320108
mina ashido from Boku no Hero Academia
>>25318495
I fantasise about liara,
Mmmm sexy lizard thing...
Infact any asari really.
>>25320194
more (official art btw)
>>25320178
I'd read it
>>25320223
>>25320194
Yes. Yes I can fap to this. Black sclera and oddly colored skin tones do things to me.
Terrible things.How's the mango though? What's it like?
dio brando is my flawless husbando
D I B S
I
B
S
>>25320272
Plot Twist:The girl is actually Shia and henever fucks anyone buthelps the protagonist to JUST DO IT, to NOT LET THEIR DREAMS BE DREAMS, he basically teaches them that NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.
my oneitus
desu original
>>25320291
>not choosing kakyoin
not mad, just disappointed
>>25320289
mango is fantastic. it's about a future where everyone has superpowers (called quirks) but only certain people get to be superheroes by going to a special high school to get trained. lots of interesting characters, very western influenced, great names, hype as fuck battles, overall 8/10 look forward to every week's new chapter.
>>25317010
>Just one
Top five would be:
Mami Tomoe
Takane Shijou
Hanna Justina Marseille or Heidemarie W. Schnaufer
Hanekawa Tsubasa
Medusa(Rider)
>>25320339
>The girl is actually Shia
This should obviously beThe girl is actually Shia in drag.
>>25320364
>Not picking AU Kira
Wow, you're gay.
>>25320384
I'll have to check it out, thanks anon.I'm guessing there aren't many doujins and THINGS of her are there?
Mew
Mostly because it can use transform, so that essentially allows me to fuck any pokemon I want
>>25320641
no, but there was an anime announced recently and previews from c89 show quite a few BHA doujins, so it's coming.
>>25320932
>anime announced
>c89 previews confirm
My waifu,obviously!
Don't feel like breaking GR15.
>>25317010
This sweet piece of man
I'm not even into anime but fuck
Hnnngh at first sight
>>25321273
She's such a poorly written, cliqued character.
Not even that much of a qt3.14
Basically,your waifus a shit
only the best girl for me
>>25317010
God tier qtp2t coming through
my childhood love
I would go for Misato Katsuragi
>>25317010
Poison is a trap. Fun fact for the day.
My husbando. Although I'd let him fuck me considering he's a lot shorter than me and I wouldn't want to break his ass.
Not even a fictional character would fuck me.
I'd let him cut me all he wants.
Utaha always.
>>25318238
I'd prefer the older version, but I'd fuck any version of Shinobu, just because Shinobu GOAT.
Alternately, I'd be so down for Black Hanekawa.
>>25325163
While I don't think she's best girl, Shinobu does terrible things to my dick.
If we're going for different versions though, hold me the FUCK back because I would impregnate pic related SO HARD.
>>25317057
I want to have a threeway with female Bane and female TRAITOR stormtrooper
>>25325273
Oh god yes, adult Mayoi is fucking amazing.
I'll never be able to fap to her, though, because she brings up too many bittersweet memories about that whole arc.
Not to mention the guilt that comes from remembering that it was at the end of that arc that I fell in love with Kiss-shot and makes me feel like I'm cheating on her.
Elsa.
I don't want to fuck her.
I want to make love to her.
I want to cuddle her afterwards, and make sure she knows how much she means to me.
I want to marry her, and spend the rest of out lives together.
I love her so, so much.
Beyonetta or Ditto
>>25325343
Hey man. This is for fuckin and fappin only. Anything goes. I'd fuck pretty much all of them I think to be honest.
This whole thing gets complicated depending on what the exact deal is, especially when we start applying it to Monogatari.
If it's only for a night, then it's Nadeko. "Literally built for sex" as /a/ puts it, and, well, I'm mildly curious what it's like to bang a girl that age.
If it's like a summonable fuck buddy, then either Kanbaru for reasons I probably don't need to explain, or Ononoki, because she seems down for some really lewd shit.
If the character is going to become my GF, though? Hanekawa Tsubasa. There are so many legitimate reasons people think she's terrible for Araragi and a terrible character overall, but I just can't get over how inexplicably drawn I am to her. It's like I found my soulmate in 2D.
I would give anything to run my hands through her hair
Just a touch, that's all I need
>>25317010
Medaka Kurokami, She seems like a fun person.
>>25325966
See if we're talking GF/etc. then I'd have to go with literally best girl. Though Spooky Booty's very close for who I'd want as a "summonable fuckbuddy" as well.
>>25320503And you still need to fuck him
I never watch the show but I've always wanted to bury my dick in her ass
Hiro Hamada
>>25320324
Long ago, I had a weeb girlfriend, and I once fucked her while I was dressed as Inuyasha and she was dressed as Kagome.
It was kind of hot until she started screaming "Inuyasha!" while we were boning, and then it just became a weird, horrible memory.
>>25317209
I'd fuck Neku Sakuraba desu
>>25326150
I think I agree that Kanbaru may well be best girl in the series (although Bat has a good case), but she's not the one I'd date. I don't think we'd be appropriate for each other at all.
none please and thanks
>>25326364
did you at least grunt "Kagome!" with each thrust?
Hermione Granger from the first Harry Potter movie.
>>25325966
>I just can't get over how inexplicably drawn I am to her. It's like I found my soulmate in 2D.
looks like you got yourself a waifu, son
>>25326389
The bantz would be literally never-ending between us. I think we'd get along fabulously. Plus I used to be a runner when I was younger, she'd definitely give me motivation to start again.
>>25326559
She's by no means my first, either, she's just a kind of waifu I've never had before.
I've always been able to explain clearly why my waifus are my waifus, and I've almost always thought they were best girl in their shows. Usually it's some combination of "she's so adorable" and "I want to protect her."
Hanekawa is different. I don't find her character design particularly attractive, although I like her a lot more with short hair or as Black Hanekawa, I don't find her all that cute, I sure as hell don't feel the need to protect her, and I don't really want to fuck her all that much. I just feel like the two of us would be such a damn good match that neither of us would be able to figure out how we'd ever lived without the other one.
>>25326512
I did once, and then felt so ashamed of myself for doing it that it was hard not to go soft.
It was the only time in my life that I've ever come quickly because my body could tell how badly I wanted it to be over and took sympathy on me.
>>25326773
>waifus
>plural
I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
>>25317010
i would rather have poison put her penis in me desu
>>25317010
or ayase-san
>>25321348
You little shit shes mine!
>>25326894
Not at once, though.
Time passes, tastes change, and you discover girls who are even more perfect than the ones you knew about before.
I've only had maybe 4 in 16 years of anime. (Nagato Yuki, Saber [I know, I was a pleb], Kuroneko and Rory from GATE, who I view as basically the same character in alternate universes, and now Hanekawa.)
By the way, that list probably highlights just how out of character it is for me to be crazy about Hanekawa.
I want to fuck Kylo Ren.
Anthy, definitely. I'm pretty sure she's the reason I am a lesbian.
>>25327259
but boys can't be lesbians
the BEST
>GLASSES
>>25327393
Says who?
This comment is not original
>>25327398
I hate that everybody has decided that Velma was fat and ugly.
I always thought she was the hot but frumpy nerd girl.
I would choose pic related but would want to experience a kawaii innocent childhood romance+friendship before the main event.
I don't know why i want something like that since it feels pretty empty and likely isn't healthy. I wasn't a robot until around middle school either.
