Anyone else here love ASMR videos?
>being this much of a cuck
May as well start watching Blacked vids if you haven't already
>tfw your favourite asmr girl is getting fat and doesn't post anymore
>>25316400
Shit is top tier comfy.
>>25316400
I see the term a lot but I still don't know what ASMR means.
yeah i watch them before going to bed. they're the only thing that makes me sleepy and not stressed i could find.
>>25316449
>getting fat
I'll forever pity people who like skinny people. I like fat guys, there's no stress to maintaining an appearance like that, much less competition, and if he happens to get fatter, I just like that more.
>>25316468
It's those tinglies you get from nice sensations, like hearing someone whisper in your ear, the sounds of textures tapping or grinding together or the feeling of sticking your hand into a big jar of cool glass beads.
It's some mildly autistic shit, but it's good shit.
>>25316449
She JUSTed herself.
I have severe tinnitus, I listen to ASMR videos 24/7 to tune it out. Also strangely enough my ASMR waifu pretty much never gets mentioned despite nearing 100,000 subscribers.
WHISPERCRYSTAL PLEASE COME BACK
PLEASE
AAAAAAAAAA
>>25316572
>I like fat guys
and yet you are here
>>25317030
That shop always annoyed me as it looks like fedora man has two left hands
>>25317030
Dude, I'm writing fanfiction of this post.
>>25316633
Same desu
Anybody here love Olivia Kissper? She's my savior. When nobody can put me to sleep i can count on her.
>>25316468
It stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. It's absolute bullshit and I fucking hate the people that forced that term into existence. There's no scientific phenomenon behind it, it's just autists who like listening to women whisper on youtube.
>>25317506
Thanks, Wiki expert, for stopping by!
>>25317506
Don't talk shit, you just can't get the tingles. Sucks to be you.
>>25317506
Yeah "ASMR" is literally a pseudo-scientific way of saying "brain orgasm".
That being said, it's something a lot of people can personally vouch for- before I even knew it was a thing I had experienced the same kind of goosebumps and tingles down my back from classical music, as a kid.
>>25317506
fuck off, I love brushing and scratching sounds
those whispering cunts need to leave
>>25316449
hahah she got fat
>>25317542
>get the tingles
You're not "getting" anything except your own imagination of a thing that doesn't exist.
>>25317638
Whatever you say man. You seem to know what you're talking about.
>>25317638
Have you ever played "Criss cross applesauce" as a kid? Like someone stands behind you, says a little chant while crossing patterns on your back, and then they say "blow" and blow on the back of your neck?
If not, basically you get a chill as a physical reaction, relating to your anticipation. Is it so implausible for you that something auditory can illicit a similar sensation?
>inb4 he argues criss cross applesauce is a meme too
It's disgusting.
I can't see how people can endure more than a few seconds.
>>25317878
do you have tickles elsewhere?
i enjoy asmr actually
>>25317638
I think ASMR is a variation of frisson, which is a legit phenomenon often triggered by music.
Ardra Neala is my favorite ASMR artist.
ASMR isn't scientific. It's bullshit. But I haven't slept a night in the last 4 years without an ASMR video.
Who /heatherfeather/ master race here?
>>25316400
I only like ASMR with strange and interesting sounds. The minute someone starts whispering some bullshit I turn it off, especially for women. They don't even know how to whisper, they just quietly screech into the mic. Not to mention any plot they try to inject is pure retardation.
Just brush the piece of foam, k thanks.
Does anybody else like the sound of people drawing? Pencil sounds, basically? And just background noise? Not quite white noise but some sort of soft static old cameras produce. I love it.
>>25316400
ASMR is for retarded fucks.
>>25320389
Literally Reddit: the asmrtist
>>25320561
Is that why you like it Anon?
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I need something really specific to get me off when it comes to ASMR vids. There is one of a spa facial experience. I don't think that i've listened to it fully because I fall asleep everytime. I think I've only gotten tingles once before from the noise of the girl blowing into the ear nd moving to the the other ear. I bought a new pair of high end headphones so maybe it might work better.
>>25316449
Hnnnnng, please become /chubby/
>>25317878
You need to push past that awkwardness, tripfaggot.
>>25320608
>best sound quality
>zero background white noise
>variety of vids
>girl next door appeal
ya ok
GentleWhispering is actually the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dywj_9jVPQ8
Ephemeral Rift GG
fastasmr is my favorite. i wish i knew her irl.
>tfw no qt german asmr gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pRZaEP8pTo
make way for best asmr
ASMR is an oversaturated meme at this point
>>25322146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckkdgzC9u0g
even pornstars have started making asmr videos...
>Watch ASMR when I'm sleepy
>Become soothed and fantasise about being in a happy relationship
>Watch ASMR in the middle of the day
>Notice every sign that the woman is being inauthentic, start wondering about her childhood and why she puts these strange videos on the internet, look around for clues in the background, her way of dress etc
>Start wondering what her audience is like, her voice starts annoying me and I want to pry open her face with the claw of a hammer
HELP
>>25322187
Everyone and their literal mom is making videos now and there's no real new content, everyone just copies other peoples successful shit. I'm almost disgusted at how ravaged the shit's become
>>25322265
you can say that about anything that becomes popular. There'll be a greater number of good videos but a lower percentage of good videos.
>>25322265
It's always attracted attention whores but now it's attracting literal whores.
>>25316449
fuck this bitch I miss her day spa for men videos ;_;, get skinny pls
>>25317506
... I don't know exactly what you're saying. I mean I guess that a response dedicated to hearing weird things is probably not real, but when people whisper in my ear I get legitimate chills/tingles and it feels nice as fuck, I don't care what it's called but it has to be called something for the sake of searching it on youtube so might as well just stick with ASMR whether it's fact or fiction.
The only reason I go to videos with girls is because it feels weirdly homo as fuck having a guy tenderly whisper thing to you...
>>25321322
I agree that she has the best sound quality but she's cringey as fuck and does so many annoying role plays. She should just stick to whispering facts.
>>25322210
>ever watching the videos
Just confirm she's hot, listen and nap.
>>25317544
that's not it, dumbass
>ASMR thread
>nothing but orbiting attention whores
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>25316447
but im actually black and i self insert the black dude
>>25316633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB79lk5S9Zw
The video that got me into ASMR
>>25322265
who is this?
sacue pls
>>25323243
Why not just calling call it "girls whispering" then? "ASMR" is a horrible pseudoscience name for it.
>>25324208
I don't know but it's already referred to as ASMR by millions of people. What's your solution, start an awareness campaign or something?
Do you have a problem with referring to Astrology as Astrology? That's just pseudo science, why not call it "fictional fortune telling according to your date of birth"?
>>25324388
Astrology at least has a long, rich history going back to before science was even a thing. Completely different from "ASMR," which is an awful label some piece of human trash came up with to try to turn a simple whispering fetish into a bullshit "brain phenomenon."
>What's your solution
Complain about the label every time someone uses it to teach everyone a lesson about the problem of force meme-ing.
>>25316400
hungry lips is currently my girlfriend we just spent christmas together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmJ99N5ZjXo
