ok /r9k/ were doing a new kid thread ill go first
>be me
>start of high school
>nervous.jpg
>have blond hair and blue eyes
>afraid of being called Nazi
>school full of jews
>see huge kid walk up to me
>you new here?
>yes
>punches me in the stomach
>vomit.jpg
>come back few days later
>got some Bruschetta donauschwaben snack
>kids give me shit
>idea.jpg
>start singing "Pumped up kids"
>go in my backpack for a long time
>start singing louder
> "BOY HES GONNA DO IT"
>pull out Bruschetta
>people get pissed but don't do anything
>get called Nazi
>buy jackboots+ SS uniform wear on Halloween
>Scream "HEIL HITLER"
> Fucking jews are scared
> gets suspended
>moves next month
>fucking normies
>Transfer to new elementary school at grade 7
>top dog bully kid challenges me to a fight because I'm the new meat
>stress and panic about it all day because I've never fought in my life
>kid confronts me afters school, crowd quickly forms around us
>play_it_cool.jpg
>kid walks up violently, gives me a hard shuv/push
>take a step forward, give him the hardest right hook i could muster out of panic
>I knocked him out
>everyone starts screaming and shit
>i just fast walk home
>the next day the bully was fine, but no one even talked to me for the rest of the year
It still felt good tho, no regrets.
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>Be me
>Move a lot
>Use self degradation humor to avoid confrontation
>Once I see Chad is comfortable with this and still enjoys it I expand to other lower strata people
>I do this until I can crack jokes about Chad to chad
>Never bullied
>9th grade
>kid keeps making funny of me
>I tell him I am going to kick his ass after school
>kids friend confronts me in Hall
>grabs right arm sleeve and yanks hard and punches me in head
>he runs off
>have torn shirt and embarrassed and pissed off
>that weekend kid that punched me lays in the middle of the road at 4:00AM redoing a scene from a shitty college football movie
>kid gets run over and killed by USPS driver
>feels pretty good
