Femanon here. I was wondering, would any of you accept this deal?
It goes like this: you move into my country and get to live in my house, but as a slave. You cook, clean, do the bed, and everything i ask you to. We dont sleep together or anything. If someday, because i feel like it, i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance. If i ask you to do nothing and be on your bedroom because i feel like not seeing you for a while you accept.
To outsiders, we present ourselves as a couple. I work, and im obliged to give you a minimum of two meals a day, but nothing else. If i want to lightly hurt you, im allowed to, but it doesnt have to be anything extreme. You are not allowed to talk to anyone else besides me during your stay.
If you want to leave, you can do it. Also, if i suddenly get tired of you then you MUST leave, through i can give you money to return to your country.
As for my level of beauty, im average, skinny.
Its an hiphotetical question, tho, its not gonna happen. Im just curious about the answers.
Relatedus picus
>>25315863
>350+ replies
>150+ images
Kinda hot, but no sex is a bit of a dealbreaker.
>>25315895
Partus 2/3
jesus you are crazy
>>25315863
no, now fuck off normie
no retard i only let 2d anime hotties dominate me
>>25315863
Who the fuck do you think you are, entitled bitch? Of course I would not accept
>>25315863
>this is what mentally ill men actually believe
And I have a proposal for you.Suck my asshole clean pretty please :)?
>>25315863
I would say yes, I'm very desperate. My life already involves constant neglect anyway so this would be an improvement.
Would you require that I take good care of my appearance and so on so I at least don't disgust you all the time?
>>25315863
nope, what country are you in? are going to mentally or emotional abuse the poor robot?
>>25315958
And another reason this sounds good to me is that I want to get far away from the people I know and the place I live. I wouldn't mind starting over and being a slave in another country, as long as it doesn't involve constant (severe) physical pain. I basically want to obliterate myself but if I could be useful to someone I wouldn't mind it.
>>25315958
>>25315999
you're boring to be honest in my opinion family
Sure. It'd give me some kind of purpose.
>>25315863
only if you let me have my time to paly video games and watch anime.
>>25316019
I'm sorry
what kind of response are you looking for?
>>25315863
>would any of you accept this deal?
As it stands no because I'm Roman Catholic and some of those things are deal breakers, but I'd be willing to negotiate something.
>>25315863
Yes, actually. It'd be exciting.
Yeah I'd accept.
Sounds like fun. As long as I get a laptop with internet access.
What's the point in letting you humiliate me if we're not having sex?
Shit deal
I forgot to mention that you can't be fat , you also must be decently attractive & have a 6+inch dick
>we present ourselves
but you said that I wasn't allowed to talk to anyone
am i not allowed to go to the store or do any outside activity?
that is kinda shitty
>We dont sleep together or anything. If someday, because i feel like it, i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance.
Nope. Do you realize where you are? What guy on here would say this is a good situation; we're all based on wanting to have sex with women and this is the next step above the friend zone essentially.
I'm not moving my ass to another country just because some bitch "may" fuck me. No thanks.
>If i want to lightly hurt you, im allowed to
wh-what kind of abuse?
that sounds okay but no cucking
if you're gonna bring some other guy home and i have to listen to you fuck, that's no deal
Can I sniff your panties?
>>25316124
I fit that, but what's the point with a hypothetical?
>>25315863
Depends on how pretty you are. But since you are posting here: Probably not.
you'd have to be cute, but i doubt you are
>i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance
>i want to lightly hurt you
I don't want to get abused tyvm, other than that I would make a good beard/butler since all I do is look after the house by myself anyway
am nobodies slave, I'll kill if I was ever in that position.
also I live in a trailer park/woods and I get free wifi from my neighbor and I grow my own food so no I am also not a slave to corporations and what not.
but it would be nice to actually have income and not be a semi-hobo living off the land
Free housing and all I have to do is some chores and let a cute girl punch me in the cock when she feels like it?
That's a good deal.
>>25315863
I would do it if I could:
>work on my own stuff from home on my spare-time (requires a decent computer + internet)
>work out from home
>pick my meals
>provide for my clothes
You're basically offering me free food/shelter to do my own stuff, with no more chores than what I'm doing right now.
I would come to your country and play along for about a week about of curiosity, then rape you and maybe kill you before taking your money and leaving.
I had a similar relationship with a femanon already. I lived in her spare room for free and got free food, and in return she basically made me her slave. I had to do whatever busy work around the house that she needed done. I mostly took care of her dog, fixed up some stuff around the house, did the dishes, and I helped move this sofa in and out of her house (she was scared it had bedbugs for some reason).
You can ask me anything, I have a few good stories. I was only there for a month because she eventually got sick of me, since I'm really quiet and she interpreted that as anger and resentment.
Here I am making Nyquil French Toast in her kitchen.
>>25315863
ANONS
I have a better offer, please consider.
You move to my remote, but first world country. You live in my house as a house husband. I work 6 days a week, i will leave well before you wake up and be back home at 5pm where I will expect a very nice dinner to be waiting for me, I will eat, get on the computer for an hour, then expect sex before i fall asleep. You will keep my small one bedroom apartment clean. you will have a small weekly allowance of $20. I am a dominant female and sex will reflect that. You are not to talk to other women in a sexual or flirtatious manner. You will accompany me to outings in the weekend, you must enjoy Asian food. You will be given free range to explore and do what you want while Im at work but you MUST be home before me and dinner must be ready. I collect figures and toys thast you are not allowed to play with, but you will be in charge of dusting them. I will eventually travel over seas on vacation and I will take you with me. I have a very lovely family and you will be introduced as my boyfriend to them.
My physical appearance is lacking and I am very fat, but I dress well and wear make up.
>>25315863
Top kek OP
If I was a hobo I would likely sign up right ahead, but I'm not ; so what's the point of this experiment ?
Since I would also have the freedom to leave whenever I want, if hypothetically you lived not far from where I am, I would just come and stay a day or two for shits and giggles. But only if your bed is comfy as fuck.
What kind of shitty deal is that. No way I would do it
>>25316247
I would do that if you were willing to lose weight :^)
>>25316247
>I am very fat
>>25316247
this >>25316286
is it ok if I only cook healthy meals?
>>25316286
No, thats not part of the deal.
>>25316243
Was it sexual?
>>25316247
If you would agree to exercise with me and eat healthy food the whole time, I would agree.
That actually sounds idyllic other than that the way you phrased it all sounds cold and autistic.
>>25316312
Fine no healthy food cooking house husbando for you
>>25316247
Sorry but being very fat kills it. Would be hot if you were chubby or skinnier.
>>25316247
>20$
>dominant female
>very fat
>>25316247
will you sit on my face?
will you go to the gym with me?
>>25316247
>My physical appearance is lacking and I am very fat
>I dress well and wear make up.
LITERALLY poisoned gift
I would be too scared that you would end up eating me.
>>25316305
>is it ok if I only cook healthy meals?
not if they taste like shit, which most health food does, so no. I'll be doing the food shopping, you will cook what is provided.
the agreement is in writing, there are no alterations.
>>25316346
>will you sit on my face?
yes.
>will you go to the gym with me?
no.
this thread is good at proving how fucking fussy you bots are though.
>>25316247
>fat cow
No thanks.
It's funny that op thinks I would follow her rules, bitch I would slam you to the ground so hard and fuck you forcefully that it would be the other way around
>>25316364
>this thread is good at proving how fucking fussy you bots are though.
Don't be fat is my only requirement actually so get fucked fatty :^)
>>25316316
No, it wasn't. I had to listen to her have really loud sex in the other room a lot though. She had this crazy beta orbiter who thought we were dating and he got insanely jealous of us.
>>25316353
I made a joke thread saying I needed somewhere to live, she facetiously responded, and then we kept going back and forth until it was a real thing that was happening. I didn't sniff any of her clothes. Her dog ate one of her used tampons and I had to clean it up though.
If you paid me at least a little. Then yes I would accept being neet my whole life.
>>25316247
if I was NEET I would be all over this. of course you're not really offering and are just posting this to prove how picky robots are, but I have no problem with this
I'm a girl, can I apply?
>>25316243
Ssssssssszszame that is my every vacation
>>25316392
>Don't be fat is my only requirement
i HIGHLY doubt that. i bet not having a full beard is a requirement too.
>>25316127
you can when you are with me but you cant be active on it. Just, pretend everything is alright and normal.
>>25315962
not sure
maybe a little, depending on my mood.
>>25316432
If you want to make shit up that won't happen then don't be a unicorn is also a requirement you autist
>>25315863
what made you think of this?
>>25316364
I now imagine you as a younger version of Hyacinth from "Keeping up Appearances".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsZGHxb4caA
>>25315863
Uhhh actually missus Femanon woman it's spelled hypothetical with a th. But yeah let's make believe that we're in love for the sake of the travelers' spirit
>>25316247
How fat is very fat?
Need that height and weight, mama
>>25316454
>If you want to make shit up that won't happen
its called hirsutism
>>25316432
well, I guess. I've never met a girl with a full beard tho
>don't be extremely overweight
>if you are, be willing to work on it
>no cucking
>no waterboarding
>and no murdering me or eating me alive, thanks
I suppose I could think of more given time
>>25316459
Look, all male anons saying they'll pound her to the ground: some people actually want a live-in BDSM relationship. It's a sexual/emotional thing.
>>25316459
I want someone with whom i can be free, and im too lazy to get a decent boyfriend here. Robots are all desperate, so it could work.
Still, im not going to do it. I just had the idea.
>>25315863
Why would anybody do this? For the free meals? It seems like a pretty shit deal. Not allowed to go out, talk to anybody, have any activities.
although, not like i do much of that anyway.
Still seems like a shit deal though.
>>25316493
That looks more like transexualism fampai, but I've never even met someone with that disorder before.
>>25316516
>and im too lazy to get a decent boyfriend here
I wish I had this luxury.
Why is being a woman so fucking easy
>>25316516
I'm pretty sure you can get something like this if you wanted to. There are a _fucking fuckton_ of male subs out there.
>>25316467
If only i was so articulate and sharp witted.
>>25316490
164cm 110kg
>>25316545
that's not so bad, depending on weight distribution
you sound kinda mean though
>>25316516
If I was to do it, I'd probably end up raping you due to sexual frustration.
>>25316530
its uncommon, especially in older women. most women get a few hairs. If anyone has it they wax the shit out of it every couple days because no woman wants facial hair.
and thats not a tranny. there have been a million and one cases of bearded ladies through history
>>25316545
>110kg
>242lbs
I weighted that and I was at 30% bodyfat for my 6'3" height.
You are way beyond acceptable level, no cake makeup would cover those fat rolls.
Acceptable weight limit is 64kg.
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>>25316593
>If anyone has it they wax the shit out of it every couple days
This sounds like a complete non-issue disorder that I'll likely never see in person. No point in getting autistic about muh requirements for it
>>25316569
>you sound kinda mean though
>mfw you wouldnt be mean with responses like this >>25316600
nice repeating dubs btw
>>25316579
This, or at least cumming on you while you sleep.
>>25316247
>I am very fat
NO
>>25316624
Btw I went down from 110kg to 94kg in 8 months.
You can do it too, fattie.
>>25316648
dont be like that bby, ill up your allowance to $25 and buy those free range tendies you like.
>>25316247
i'll accept this and and I'll cuck you while you're away
gimme some contact info
>>25316247
Very important:
Will you do butt stuff to me?
>>25315863
I have questions
1) do i have to work or will i just stay in the house all day playing games, masturbating
2) does it matter what i look like or can i be average, eg if i am a 8/10 can i still just lounge about the house or do i have to sell myself too
3) im willing to do it as long as no one else comes over and sees me
>>25316709
>and buy those free range tendies you like.
make sure they're buffalo and I'll consider it
The fact that there are so many of you beta fucks that say yes or even respond to something like this is why you're all sad virgins.
Women don't like beta bitch boys and for a good reason.
>>25316569
That is bad. That is morbidly obese and absolutely fucking repulsive.
>>25316709
just exercise with me and it's a done deal boo
>>25316741
goodluck with that, if you're on r9k and considering my offer I think Ill be safe
>>25316744
yes, if youre into that
>>25315901
Yet it still manages to be better than 95% of threads on this board.
>>25316758
sorry senpai but i don't exactly have my pick of the litter, i'd be a slave if it meant i'd be secure and appreciated
i would also love a normal healthy romantic relationship but the possibility of that seems to be dwindling on the daily
>>25315863
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
ATTENTION
if anyone accepts this, i just want you to know,
you are a complete beta cuck and a disgrace to your gender
carry on
>>25316709
No, You have to go at gym with me (min 3 times a week). This is my condition.
Also, obviously, you've to eat what I cook without complaints and cut out all the snacks.
>>25315863
Yes, probably. Would I be allowed to leave the house on my own will, to say, get groceries, etc.?
>>25316749
im ok with average. Being ugly is a no because i want to keep my social standing.
No you dont have to work.
No, i prefer if people didnt see you or whoever was my slave.
>>25316758
this is what we name shitposting broh
nobody will actually move together with a fat psychopathic feminist rapist murderer 0/10 woman
The big problem here is the part where we have to leave if you get bored of us. Who knows how long it will be? and returning home even older than when you left you would have missed a lot of opportunities and would be even more far behind.
Being in a different country would be hard too. How could you leave the house if you can't talk to anyone at all, it would be suspicious.
>>25316758
>yfw I was a porn actor
>yfw I wrote >>25316229
If someone else provides for me and I can do my stuff, why the fuck not?
Plus she'd probably fuck me.
>>25316247
>very fat
Unless you lose a lot of weight (or at least are trying to), almost every desperate man would decline that offer.
>>25316821
Please go into more detail about daily life for me
>>25316812
No. Offer declined.
>>25316842
yeah i know, its what amuses me about r9k.
>>25316786
I understand not having your pick of the litter but being a slave for some cunt that won't even have sex with you? That's just dumb. You are the reason why women have it so fucking easy.
She's an AVERAGE bitch and apparently there are tens of betas that will line up to be her slave without even being able to fuck her.
Betas create their own problems by placing so much value on women. No wonder women have such high standards if a girl that's not even pretty, rich or willing to have sex with you can literally pick guys to be her slave.
Women are not the problem, it's the beta enablers with not a shred of dignity that make them who they are.
>>25316893
people would probably do this for a guy to
>>25316845
Wake up early, make my breakfast, keep the house clean, you can use the computer, you cannot leave or you can do it just to buy groceries, prepare bath water, cook for me, endure my singing, sing with me, endure some degree of physical punishment, pick up or bring me anything i want, endure me bitching about anything i dont like, dont ever bring a pet, stay in your room and dont annoy me while i read.
There is probably more but i dont have that much imagination.
>>25316916
vocaroo singing please
>>25316893
>Betas create their own problems by placing so much value on women
i don't wanna be like this. it's not how i want to live but i'm so desperate for affection. even someone pretending is enough, as long as i'm convinced it's real.
if i'm not making someone happier or i don't feel useful or valued by someone, i don't feel fulfilled. i just want reciprocated affection. i'm not a beta orbiter, just a hopeless loser who snaps at any opportunity to be noticed.
>>25316893
is there any way for the system to recover?
seems like the only way would be for the betas to just wither without any kind of contact, and i dont really see that happening
>>25316777
>goodluck with that, if you're on r9k and considering my offer I think Ill be safe
>tfw live in a 3rd world country
>tfw hungry as fuck
>tfw not getting laid is my last problem
>tfw i'll move to a nice country with free food anddisgustingsex
>tfw i'll work hard for one year to be fit and to find a job and i'll leave you
what can i dream more?
>>25315863
I would rape you desu
>>25315863
>>25316247
I would. I have no prior commitments and I'm a skinny NEET from a normal but poor family so come with little baggage. I've always wanted to just pass that love on but wasnt too good at anything else.
I like the second deal more than the first but there's a lot of appeal in cutting through all of the mating dance and the power struggle and all that crap and adding to someones life.
A lot of people seem horrified at the idea/it makes them insecure but I honestly like it.
I don't really mind if someone is overweight either, I used to be too.
>>25316906
>not picking up girls on r9k to be your slave
>almost 2003+13
>>25316916
drop an email and ill send a test email if you ever want to do this
>>25315863
Maleanon here. I was wondering, would any of you accept this deal?
It goes like this: you move into my country and get to live in my house, but as a slave. You cook, clean, do the bed, and everything i ask you to. We dont sleep together or anything. If someday, because i feel like it, i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance. If i ask you to do nothing and be on your bedroom because i feel like not seeing you for a while you accept.
To outsiders, we present ourselves as a couple. I work, and im obliged to give you a minimum of two meals a day, but nothing else. If i want to lightly hurt you, im allowed to, but it doesnt have to be anything extreme. You are not allowed to talk to anyone else besides me during your stay.
If you want to leave, you can do it. Also, if i suddenly get tired of you then you MUST leave, through i can give you money to return to your country.
As for my level of handsomeness, im above average, athletic.
Its an hiphotetical question, tho, its not gonna happen. Im just curious about the answers.
>>25316871
>No. Offer declined.
too bad, would love to dig out a gem from all that fat.
>>25316906
No they won't. I make $120k a year, am above average attractive wise and live in a country that's relatively poor. If I make a similar post to this one there will not be women lining up to do this.
There's a good reason why, women can just sell their bodies and have all of the above without having to be a slave. If they'd be willing to become a slave to someone that's free to humiliate them and inflict pain on them a way better option for them would be to just become a camwhore or a prostitute. Or if she's a 4/10 or above she can just find a beta provider that will let her live in his house and take her out to do stuff for free.
>>25316948
Maybe try to find fulfillment in something else. Become good at something, I don't know. Anything is better than become a slave for some average girl who will do nothing for you but give you a place to sleep and food. The affection will not even be reciprocated either, it'll be one way affection from you to her.
>>25316967
I don't think so because betas seem to find it impossible to increase their standards themselves. As long as they'll be satisfied enough with shit like this to accept it it will never change.
>>25317047
no i'm not gay
>blox
>>25315863
>If someday, because i feel like it, i try to do something sexual with you you put no resistance
that is incredibly erotic
>>25316247
ill do it, drop an email
I haven't even read the responses and I can easily tell that many have or would have accepted already
>>25317047
But that's rape, senpai.
>>25317068
yeah id probably be pretty ok looking too, both my sisters are incredibly beautiful.
>>25317069
but if betas inrease their standards, they will just get nothing instead of shit
>>25316247
>remote but first world country
???
>>25316247
I will
original comment
>>25316247
sorry i am way out of your league i lift weights and i am in top shape.
>>25317069
> The affection will not even be reciprocated either
I >>25316247 should probably have mentioned that I am incredibly physically/emotionally affectionate so they'd also have to deal with me wanting to smother them in affection and baby them like brushing their hair and giving them body rubs.Im a gift giver, especially if they liked toys/figures
>>25317091
>>25317171
where are you coming from so i can book the flights
>>25317202
am I really at the point in my life where this seems like an attractive option
fuck me dude
fuck me
>>25316985
Here
>>25317202
>I am incredibly physically/emotionally affectionate so they'd also have to deal with me wanting to smother them
Can I do it back? Would you drop some form of contact information? This sounds really fantastic and gentle.
I don't really care if crabs try to drag me back into the bucket.
>>25317202
Do you like animeItaly
I'll make an offer which I think the majority of women browsing this board really want.
I'll live with you and behave like a responsible adult, I will have no expectations other than you do the same, and I will work with you to become a better person.
I'm understanding and reasonable, and relatively intelligent. My hobbies extend beyond 4chan and videogames/anime and I expect yours to be the same, but if they aren't, then all I expect is that you eventually realise that there is more in life to experience.
I'll be your partner, and we will work off eachother to improve our lives, if things do not work out, so be it, and we will part ways. The strange situation that many femanons establish is just an unnecessary abstraction of desiring a functional relationship, but the requirements and boundaries exist because no one is comfortable with ambiguity.
>>25317155
Not if all betas increase their standards. I keep hearing this 80/20 shit on here, where people say that 20% of guys fuck pretty much all the women and the rest are left with nothing and that after they're done fucking around in their teens and 20s they'll go to a beta provider that they'll abuse and take advantage of.
If betas all over the country/world would refuse to accept that then the value of men would increase, even for those that are not top tier. Women would have to change their ways or they would remain alone for the rest of their lives after they're done fucking around.
But like I said, it won't happen. They're too weak and will just keep their low standards while complaining about it at the same time. Which is pretty much why they're beta in the first place.
>>25317237
its ok anon, we all that periods in our life like that.
>>25317247
>can i do it back
it would be encouraged.
>>25317250
I prefer Manga over anime, I especially like horror manga.
>>25317202
SE england, want a email?
>>25317202
if i wasn't headed back to university i'd be all over this shit
/r9k/ isn't gonna tell me how to live my life
>>25317140
all that you need is a lovely robot that sustain you, keeps you motivated, and goes at gym with you.
I'm blonde blu eyed. My dream is to find a northern european fatty hidden gem to turn into a beauty that can love me despite of my neet lifestyle.
>>25317337
Let's do this I'll bring my figs
>>25317202
>flights
This fat hambeast is going to have a harem
>>25317383
fuck that, i don't want other dudes there. i'll kill them.
>>25317383
10/10 lost my shit, you want to come join too? I could probably get a bulk discount on tendies
>>25317406
No because I wouldn't be with a fatty. I'm not fat so I think it's a perfectly reasonable standard
>>25317337
>it would be encouraged.
Can I bathe you and be touchy? I'd feed you homemade cakes and meals.
>Manga etc
I've only just started reading because of a thread I saw on here a few months ago, but have watched anime for years. The only figs I used to collect were tabletop stuff you had to paint so I'm a little crafty.
Would you be interested in exchanging any sort of contact details?
>>25317202
post picture and country, also what kind of age range are you looking for
>>25317202
And now you've got my attention. Your posts made you sound standoffish and cold, but I do loves me some affection. I got some real floofy and soft hair too.
>>25315863
No, I have no idea why anyone who doesn't suffer from serious mental illness(es) would want such a deal. What do I even gain from that?
>>25316247
u do anal ?
>>25317298
If there's no collective movement on a large scale, raising your standards does nothing. I agree that men should stop bending over backwards for women when they don't get anything in return, though.
>>25316057
she wanted a complete loser with no hopes or aspirations to actually see this a viable option, but also a closet Chad with all of those traits anyway
typical womyn trying to empower herself through thought-porn, she's average at best just ignore her
>>25317383
I'm sure the planet will be able to sustain a larger population.
>>25316247
I read that as "and I am very flat" and I was confused as I like flat women and I would have accepted, fuck.
>>25317337
PLEASE RESPOND
fuck you robot
I'd accept just on economic grounds. No jobs where I live, plus free rent and 2 meals a day is a shit tonne of money.
I wonder why robots think reaching out to take an opportunity you want is beta and brooding, gossiping and trying to pull people down to your living situation while doing nothing is alpha.
it's like its backwards day, all the time.
>>25316203
Dude could you elaborate on how you live? I'm kinda interested.
>>25317556
/r9k/ is just crabs in a bucket
something makes you happy? fuck you, that's not correct happiness. be sad like me.
>>25317556
Because its not an opportunity, and rational people avoid such situations.
Never depend on someone who would make such a strange request. You would be foolish to agree to do something like this with someone you don't even know.
Also where is the room for personal growth? No sane person wants to be a slave.
>>25316871
>yeah i know, its what amuses me about r9k.
Because contrary to the stereotypes, most of /r9k/ are average looking, not fat, not ugly males.
To think that an obese cow is on par with us sexually simply because you have a vagina is insulting, which is why /r9k/ sounds so angry all the time.
>>25317674
i'm not a sane person, or i wouldn't be here
>>25317557
I became homeless was lucky enough to be friends with a hippie, now I live in a trailer park rent free and grow my own food, get free wifi, and just spend my days doing drugs and surfing the web.
>>25317698
the true is that we're(I'm) NEETs and poors
>>25315863
if you were attractive and we did sleep together then sure
original deal no fucking way
>>25317721
No, you're sane, but you are also a spineless beta.
>>25317698
then leave r9k to the obese cows you fucking normie
>>25317783
it can be both
>>25317047
I would, if not for the sexual aspect.
>>25317727
Fuck man that sounds comfortable, especially since you can do other useful shit like practice programming and workout without the stresses of having a job. By doing so you can train yourself easily and make money later, although there is no pressure since your survival is pretty much guaranteed.
How long have you been living like this?
>>25317817
currently two years but it's not really as cracked up as you think it is.
you have a lot of responsibility and you can't live like a slob that's for sure.
but honestly I could be living the life if I actually got up my ass and started to work, maybe even buy a bigger trailer.
>>25317968
>it's not really as cracked up as you think it is.
>you have a lot of responsibility and you can't live like a slob that's for sure.
I understand where you're coming from. However, the stress from my part comes from all the expectations from other people:
>have good job that brings a good status with it
>make good money
>always dressed well
>always well-mannered
>rack your brain over problems all day for some corporate jackass
>always facing the possibility of getting fired
>constantly have to worry about payments left and right
I guess what I'm trying to say is that it would be nice to have 1 or 2 things to focus on, rather than the myriad of shit that is flung your way when you live in a middle-class society. And I'm still a college kid, I haven't even started working yet.
>but honestly I could be living the life if I actually got up my ass and started to work, maybe even buy a bigger trailer.
That's for you to decide. Most people I know struggle from a lack of motivation, and you don't seem to be any different. I guess if you really want it you just have to force yourself, otherwise just live the way you want homie.
>>25315863
shit job to serve some random fat cunt with no real pay, no ty. try polaks, they might be up to it before they steal all you shit and rape your cat
>>25315863
So an unpaid (and underfed) domestic servant and subject of your abuse who is completely dependent upon you? No thank you.
>>25318289
I see where you're coming from, escaping all this shit that's been flung into you so you dream about living a carefree life.
honestly things might be hard now but it might get better, just wish for the best
>life the way you want homie.
I plan on too man, I've never felt more relaxed in my life.
just sometimes bored is all
>>25315863
I'm under no delusions that I'll be chosen given the girth of this thread, but assuming this isnt b8, lets just say that my race will allow you to roleplay much easier
My email is: [email protected]
I can offer you many perks such as business/entreprenuer experience, manual labor, and help with any math work up to graduate school level. That is, if you want these perks. It's up to you.
>>25315863
>all the newfriends not recognizing this roastie
She's done this like twice now
Let's some robot live with her, never any sex, robot does all the chores, she complains, ends up kicking the kid out after like 2 weeks
She almost did it to eggman lol
>>25318567
i dont need sex, just girl feet
>>25315863
What country are we talking, OP?
If it's some shit-tier country like Brazil or somewhere in the Balkans then no thank you.
>>25318567
What a piece of shit. Hope it backfires.
>>25318662
I'm up if it's somewhere in the Balkans familoomy
>>25316346
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Execution_by_elephant
>>25316709
>free range tendies
All my lols
>>25315863
You disgust me. Kill yourself
>>25318701
Lol as if Slavs weren't bad enough, you'd really be up for the worst part of their domain?
>>25318761
>balkans
>slavs
u have brain damage m8?
>>25318460
Seems interesting, but really, i was just curious. Is not something i would do, it was just a fantasy of a sort. Yesterday i had a dream like that so i wanted to see what kinds of answers would i get. Sorry.
>>25318567
No, im not her.
>>25318796
heh >:)
2/10 for making me look at a map just to be sure
>>25315863
If you're a virgin&loyal and let me work from home then maybe, depends how much I like you.
>>25318460
OP, don't let this nigger in your house.
>>25315863
>Femanon here.
Stopped reading there.
Hey OP, can blackbots apply?
I come with a BBC deluxe
>>25319062
nice edge sperglord. You hate everyone who looks differently than you?
