>What perverted things did you do as a kid? Or even as a teenager?
I was such a pervert when I was a kid. I got away with so much shit. I have a lot of stories.
>be around 10 years old
>go to community pool
>wearing goggles underneath the water
>looking at all the womens' asses
>spot a milf with incredibly round ass
>swim up to her
>grope her big wet ass
>swim away and hide under water
I'll be posting more stories. But here's what I did in general as a kid/teenager
>took tons of creepshots
>stole many panties
>groped many women
So growing up both of my grandmas didn't look too bad. They both were thick, had big asses, and big tits.
>be in 7th grade
>summertime
>grandma and I go to the beach
>grandma is wearing a leopard bikini
>he tits look like they're about to burst out
>they're fucking huge
>her ass looks amazing
>swim in the water with grandma
>as she walks around gaze at her wet ass
>hug grandma so I can feel her tits on my body
>stealthily unhook her bikini
>her tits pop out
>can't resist, I grope them
>feel like heaven
>she moves away
>tells me she'll tell my parents
>beg her not to, tell her I was curious
>she decides not to
>we get home
>she puts her bikini in the laundry
>I find it and take it
>go to bathroom
>jerk off furiously with bikini around my dick
>had one of the best orgasms of my life
As for my other grandma
>be at her house
>be in kitchen
>she's cooking
>Im sitting at the table
>can't stop staring at her round ass
>walk up to her and grope her ass
>she tells me that's inappropriate behavior
>I sit down
>later I watch her while she changes
>masterbate furiously
>>25315261
I used to just dive in front of the water vent in the pool when I was that age because it made me feel funny down below.
>stole socks and panties
>stalked and molested dozens of women
I did some much fucked up stuff i have trouble remembering ,no ragrets tho
OP Here.
>be 13
>be friends with two girls, sisters
>one is older, has nice tits
>other has a nice ass
>fantasize about them while fapping
>one day at their house
>decide to make my move
>steal a bra and 2 panties
>stuff them down my pants
>make excuse that I have to go home
>that day I fapped like a god.
>>25315521
>>25315600
got pics?
>be a younger lad
>big ass cousin comes over to babysit
>she then goes to the backyard to tan in a swimsuit
>breh.jpg
>her face is down and I have all the viewing pleasure of the world
>heart is beating wildly the whole time at the off chance I get caught
>even creep behind to get a closer look
that was a great day
Why so much incest?
Couldnt grope any women outside your family?
>be me
>be ~13-14
>on vacation with parents
>in the pool with goggles on.
>pamela anderson lookalike enters the pool
>she has the big fake tits too
>this bitch is going in topless half drunk
>diamonddick.jpeg
>start fapping, not giving a shit about my surroundings
>gotta get some air
>go back underwater
>it's not doing it for me
>realize i'm just a kid, i can get away with alot of shit
>swim towards her
>just before hitting her take of goggles so it won't look like i did it on purpose
>get my face right in between her tits
>imgoingtoexplode.gif
>realize i've been touching her tits for a good 5sec
>put hands on tits and push myself above water
>proceed to apologize
>she doesn't mind, obviously already drunk AF
>she goes to the hot springs, still topless, this woman doesn't give a single fuck
>follow her
>spy on her and proceed to have the best 2 fap sessions of my life
>come back to my parents 30 minutes later
>didn't even notice i was gone
>did this every day until i had to go back to my shitty country
i still can emagine her tits, they were obviously fake but a 13-14 year old doesn't care, those babies were huge.
>>25318070
you are one brave man
>holiday
>pool has like an island bar you get to via a bridge
>bridge is made from wooden planks
>sit in the pool under the bridge for ages looking up at womens cunts
>realise afterwards it wasn't really effective since everyone was wearing bikinis anyway
>still fapped
I got jacked off by my teacher when I was 13. Anybody interested in the story?
>>25318758
I would wish to hear your story my good gent
>>25318758
very interested, good sir
>>25318758
can already tell it's fake, faggot.
>>25318758
Sounds fake, but sure desu
When I was a kid I was friends with a girl who had a hot older sister
>always round my friends house because own family a shit
>older sister has a new job so is out the house all hours
>used to leave her dirty panties and socks around her bedroom floor
>me and my friend thought it was hilarious to throw them at each other
>wear them on our heads ect
>I stole a lot of them
>never got busted
>had a lot of fap time sniffing them
>tfw major foot fetish now
>tfw still remember how her dirty socks smelled
>>25318786
>>25318799
>>25318801
>>25318804
Fuck greentexting.
I've always been a sort of teacher's pet, so naturally, my desk was at the front of the class. It was the the closest to board, but also the closet to the teacher's desk, hereafter refered to as "Miss G". Whenever she went up to write anything on the whiteboard (yes, this was before smartboards) I'd get a great view of her ass. This was right around the time I started noticing a big, perky ass and also before the internet, so in terms of hormone releasing this was pure fucking gold to me. People sitting behind me (and everybody sat behind me) started to take notice of how I would stare down her ass everyday and rumor started to spread. The rumor eventually made its way to Miss G. Everybody was really talking about it. Fortunately, I was autistic enough to not give a shit.
It was around this time that she seemed to... linger in front of me. Her clothes changed a little too, kind of tighter. She would smile at me. Ask how I was getting along with the work. It was all extremely subtle, and I wouldn't have picked up on it if I wasn't focusing so hard on her. I started staying in her classroom at lunch and talked to her about the work and school, and after a few weeks of doing that we started to talk about non-school shit.
This went on.
The year was winding down, only a couple of weeks left. I was in her room again, nobody was there because the periods after lunch were for a thing in the auditorium (i opted to stay in the class at lunch and go, she agreed to let me stay). We were talking and then she decides to sit down, on my desk, in front of me.
Her big juicy ass right in my face.
I was getting hard and I knew she knew. "Something wrong?", she was 100% aware of what she was doing when she asked that. She took me to her desk and sat me down in her comfy teacher chair, then stood in front of me and waved he ass around a little bit. Then she knelt down beside the chair and undid my jeans.
Cont
I liked to kiss my cousins, male and female, as a kid. I was a huge kisser.
>>25315521
>So growing up both of my grandmas didn't look too bad. They both were thick, had big asses, and big tits
>grandmas
Nasty. Kill yourself.
>>25319099
yes the dubs of truth, please cont desu
>>25319099
Those older women sure love underdeveloped middle schoolers
>>25319099
This will be a dinosaur story
>>25319099
>Fuck greentexting.
No, fuck you. No green text = not reading it.
>>25319125
>I liked to kiss my cousins, male and female, as a kid. I was a huge kisser.
Now you're a huge faggot.
>>25319099
so.. the rumor spread so much that the teacher noticed, and instead of adressing the issue, assuming other teachers must've heard it too, she decides to dress sluttier for an underdeveloped teen?
>>25319099
continue bitch
>>25319249
Nah, I'm straight.
>Laid on my aunts back when I was 4 and squeezed her tits
>She got mad and told my grandma
>Got yelled at and cried
Now that I think about it, I was a pretty huge pervert even before I knew about sex.I guess that's why I ended up getting molested.
>>25319099
yea, because hot women would totally go for underaged, underdeveloped boys and risk their job instead of going for a good looking legal guy, shut the fuck up faggot, you're probably 14 .
>>25319292
>Nah, I'm straight.
You've kissed guys - you can never be less than bi-curious.
>>25319297
>I guess that's why I ended up getting molested.
Green text it pls.
>>25319331
I kissed guys before I even had any sexual desire, I think that's excusable desu.
>>25319331
>loved kissing male cousins
>curious
you did it multiple times, making you a gay / bi fag.
>>25319176
>>25319188
>>25319189
>>25319218
>>25319271
>>25319274
>>25319318
I was started to get embarrassed. I assume my face was visibly red because she asked me if what she was doing was okay. I told her yes, and then she asked if it was okay again. And I told her yes again. She asked if I wanted her to go on and I nodded yes. She gave me a kiss on the forehead and then pulled down the zipper of my jeans, and undid the button. My cock was really hard and she started to feel it through my boxers. I looked down at myself and then up at her, she gave me a really reassuring look and told me "It's okay, you're doing really good" and then she pulled my boxers down off my cock. Soon as she started to feel it with her bare hands, I was leaking pre-cum. There was a vein pulsating inside my shaft and it was making me throb (I had never felt that before, never been so horny). She pulled my skin up and down slowly with her fingers and I started to mumblr/stutter to her and say it felt good. Then she cupped my whole shaft with the palm of her hand and asked "Have you been looking at me in class?" and I told her that yes, I was. She told me that she knew I was looking at her. She asked me if I had ever cum before and I told her yes, and then she asked if I wanted to cum for her now (I said yes). She kept jacking me off until my body started to tense up, and I came all over her hand. She brought me some tissues and cleaned me up and told me that I had been really good for her. Walking home that day I had such a fucking buzz. I felt high.
The entire experience was really fucking good. I never felt like I was left damaged from it, whether that's because of my own mentality of the way she treated me I do not know. On the last day of school she put In my yearbook a little heart with no signature, I still go back and look at it from time-to-time.
Wonder what happened to her.
>>25315261
I once put my finger in our tiny dog's vagina and then she jumped up and tumbled down the stairs and died like a week later, unrelated to her rolling down the stairs after being molested by me but still..
oh and also when I guess I was also around 10 and started getting random boners I would just press my tiny hard dick against things to make it feel better even while out in public and then my parents couldn't take me out anywhere for a few months
>>25319353
It wasn't really a one-time thing.
On the plus side, at least it means I'm not a virgin.
>>25319370
>I kissed guys before I even had any sexual desire, I think that's excusable desu.
Haha, no you're queer for doing that at any age.
>>25319389
turned me on but I still dont believe it
Bestiality, when I was 16.
This is the story of the most sexual year of my life, it's all been downhill from here.
>middle school
>pre-SJW times
>boys would grab the butts of any girls who they knew were cool (wouldn't tell on them)
>awkwardly touched a few butts
>squeezed one really hard one time
>girl liked it
>start developing crush on the girl
>jokes when I'm going to squeeze her ass again
>too awkward to do anything
>keeps joking
>she clearly wants it
>give it a squeeze
>not much of a reaction this time
>decide to squeeze her boob
>it's a small boob, a "just started" middle school boob
>she's genuinely shocked
>gets beet-red
>doesn't say anything
>literally just reacts by smiling
>I start thinking I'm an alpha
>decide to squeeze her tiny tit literally every day
>She genuinely enjoys it
>starts leaning in so I can get better squeezes, feel it up
>It's all over shirt and bra but it's exciting as fuck for me, a middle school boy
>One day she's walking towards me
>Think it'll be funny/cool to just grab it while walking by
>I do
>Ends up being way too forceful, plus the fact that we're walking
>I legitimately hurt her
>She tells other girls, many of whom apparently knew she was letting me squeeze her tiny tit, that I hurt her boob
>For weeks suddenly tons of girls I never even knew are fucking berating me
>Being brutally mean
>I cut all contact with the girl
>month goes by
>the guys are all slapping/squeezing butts as usual
>they know what's happened, they help get me confidence up
>I'm back to slapping/squeezing butts
>A few days go by
>There's a girl in our class with massive tits, like adultsize woman tits but on a middleschooler
>everybody slaps/squeezes her butt
>she's cool with it
>she was friends with the girl whose boob I regularly squeezed
>enough time has passed that she says all the other girls overreacted and even though I hurt her, the girl I was touching up wasn't that mad
>Feel relieved
Cont.
>>25319412
>It wasn't really a one-time thing.
>On the plus side, at least it means I'm not a virgin.
Story time, anon.
>>25319389
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
>hot teacher risking job for underaged autist
>"you're doing really good" bitch you're not doing anything you're just sitting there
>the rumors spread so much that even the teacher heard it
>so the teacher didn't think other teachers might've heard it? fuck off
>"fuck greentexting" fuck you. kill yourself.
if anyone actually believes this, they're either 12 and have no idea how the real world works, just like the poster, or they're mentally challenged.
>>25319188
What you never heard of a gal who likes younger guys? Granted its rare but on the plus side its hard proof she doesn't got daddy issues. Women with daddy issues can't fucking stand the thought of being with a younger guy.
>>25315261
I didn't do crap as a kid but i swear i made up for it as a teenager...a little too hard though admittedly. As in my twenties i somehow am completely burnt out. Typical deal about the brighter the flame burns the less time it will exist sums it up.
>>25317760
Kids have limited access to where they can go. So its to be expected to be family, neighborhood, or childhood friend related.
>>25319443
elaborate.unoriginal comment
>>25319459
>immediately develop crush on the giant tittied girl
>fuck she's so cool and so hot
>know that all the other boys are lusting after her too
>Try to squeeze her butt as much as possible
>Literally starting to play with it
>We're getting along great but I can't fucking handle all the other guys wanting her
>One day, we're in the stairwell leaving school
>It's a giant group of people
>I'm walking right next to her
>Decide to go for it
>With both my hands I give her massive tits a big squeeze
>Oh god it's incredible
>About 30 seconds later we're outside school
>she's not happy
>pulls me aside
>slaps me
>hard
>kicks me
>unleashes a series of curses like you would not believe
>threatens to kick my balls
>says that if I ever touch any girl again, ever, she will get me expelled
>literally blackmailing me
>my confidence is shattered
>avoid all girls for the rest of middle school
>try to start over in high school but fail
>nearly 30 now
>haven't touched a boob or butt of any kind since middle school
>probably never will again at this point
I wish I could say it was "crazy childhood memories", but I don't even look back on it fondly, it just depresses me how far I've fallen and how beta I became.
I let my 17-18 yo neightbor fuck me when I was 10-11. Things escalated and to this day nobody knows.
>>25319570
>risking her job for an underaged autist, knows that 9/10 times kids will brag about shit like that, decides to risk her job for it.
>OP said the teacher was hot, so she probably could get any decent looking guy to fuck
if you honestly believe that story, you have the mental capacity of a 5 year old.
>>25319604
He fucked your mom, hence bestiality.
>>25319626
Story time?
blox
>>25319443
greentext? m or f?
>>25319297
rude of your aunt desu, you were 4
i put my head on my aunt's butt all the time when i was that age
>>25319624
That story was so promising...
i'm sorry anon
>>25319624
i'm so sorry anon, you were alpha as fuck, but got fucked over by a feminazi.
i feel for you anon, be strong.
>>25319403
top kekoriginal af desu senpai
stuck my finger in my teacher ass.
okay story, dissapointing ending.
>>25319786
Quit bragging about your father homeschooling you anon.
>>25319660
Whatever, too drunk to care.
>2000
>playing Cruisin' USA on N64 with babysitter
>suggest I sit on his lap to "see better"
>lol ok nothing wrong with this
>Mid summer so both wearing basketball shorts
>sit and instantly feel his steel rod
>this is weird but whatever
>as we play, this pelvic motions increase almost to the point of humping
>I go along with it and pop a stiffie
>he notices and starts rubbing me
>he asks me if it feels good
>yes
>he pauses the game and finishes me off
I felt close enough to him that it didn't seem weird at the time. later on...
>been sucking me off for a few weeks now
>usually shower before we do things
>starts rubbing my asshole while sucking
>allmywhat.gif
>"trust me anon this feels good"
>licks
>oh god
>starts fingering for a few weeks
>one day has baby oil and starts lubing dick that looked massive
>first inch is in and it hut like hell
>stay this way for a while before pushing more in
>do this about twice a week
At this time I knew it was all wrong but didn't care since he was my only 'friend'. We did spend a lot of time just cuddling tho and he listened to what bullshit I blabbered on about so I don't feel bad about it.
Is this why I can't talking to women? I just thought it was autism...
>>25318070
seconded that you are brave man and asking from pure curiosity
>did this every day until i had to go back to my shitty country
where do you come from and where were you at the vacation?
>>25319389
>On the last day of school she put In my yearbook a little heart with no signature,
Pics of that or it didn;t happn.
>>25319624
Really didn't need two posts for this shitty story.
>>25320014
>a little heart with no name or signature proves he got a hand-job from his teacher
Total logic
>>25319993
i'm from the netherlands, and i went to mallorca
>>25319477
>Older sister was/is a complete and total nutcase even as a kid
>Was also really clingy with me when we were younger; always wanted to do what I did and wanted me to play games with her all the time
>We had a legitimately close sibling relationship at the time, she was my best friend for pretty much all of elementary school
>She started getting into "internet culture" around the time I got out of elementary school
>Eventually stumbled onto 4chan,which we've both been browsing since I was 11 and she was 14
>Started getting into weird shit, also got me into a lot of weird shit
>Went from being my best friend to being abusive, mean, and overly sexual
>Developed fetishes like loli, shota, incest, /ss/, guro, ryona, femdom, vomit, and abuse thanks to places like /a/ and /d/
>Devolved into actual real-life abuse beyond mutual masturbation (typically things like getting me to go down on her and biting, scratching, and punching me when I didn't)
>Lost my virginity to her when I was 12
>Also involved my younger sister as well, she's arguably more fucked up than I am thanks to it (tumblr special snowflake that's flip-flopped from pansexual to tranny to asexual)
>Abuse eventually stopped when she left when I was 15
>At that point I was already a complete and total beta loser despite being relatively social and outgoing as a child
>Wet the bed untiljust a few months ago, I'm 19
>Still occasionally have wet dreams/nightmares about it
>Barely leave my dorm for anything but class and the dining hall
>Horribly uncomfortable around women, to the point where I've dropped classes if I felt there were too many women in them
4chan is honestly the only place I really fit in anymore.
Thank god I've never gone through the self-harm phase that a lot of fucked up people go through.
>>25318070
fucking hell anon, naked uncovered tits? Who cares if they were fake, all the other stories in this thread are titty touching over clothes, you really fucking scored.
>>25320050
>In a middleschool yearbook.
Yes
Plus I know something you don't, pal.
I know shit.
>>25320092
i know right?
i got really lucky, even saw her pussy once when she flashed her friend, shit was gold man, gold i tell you.
>>25320114
>Plus I know something you don't, pal
>I know shit
K.
I was too much of a coward to do anything beyond "accidentally" feeling some hot girls at the swimming pool, just popping in to say this is a good thread.
>>25320069
>losing your virginity
Leave normie, I'm sure you'll fit in over on Reddit
>>25320069
Sounds hot.
blox
>>25315261
>be like 5 or 6
>staying at grandma's house for the weekend
>she is crazy and has a doll collection
>has one giant plush doll with a plastic head
>don't know why, but I know I want to take it somewhere private
>grandma is watching tv and eating candy
>sneak away with doll into guest bedroom
>strip doll
>hump doll until i am finished
>tuck doll safely in closet for later
>>25320182
hey thats more than I did bro
>>25320221
I want nothing more in life than a loving younger sister that I could have explored my sexuality with, but I got the exact opposite.
>be belly degenerate
>knew it since toddlerhood with fat day care lady
>freudian shit considering my mother was thin and i was in day care all the time
>first grade
>qt belly girl
>probably 100 pounds already
>always wears shirts too small for her
>belly always slips out
>babydickdiamonds.ogg
>one day we're playing inside (too cold to go outside for recess probably)
>she's crawling on the floor
>playing some animal game with other girls
>belly fully hanging out
>this is my chance
>slide on my back across the floor to her
>slide under her dragging my face across her belly
>throbbing.flv
>take my time
>resurface
>she looks at me quizzically
>make hissing noises like a snake and slide away
>>25320553
>make hissing noises like a snake and slide away
>>25320553
>>make hissing noises like a snake and slide awayoriginal comment tbqh family
>>25319099
>fuck greentexting
Hello Reddit!
>be like 7-8
>friend finds uncle's american cartoon porn
>some kind of story that is similar to snow white and adam and eve
>friend's sister was there watching it too
>fast forward
>playing hide and seek and she and i were hiding together
>have to take a piss but don't want to be found
>we dry hump each other to avoid being caught and me having to piss
>>25318070
did your father yell at some german guy at the pool area there?
>>25321139
yes, who the fuck are you?
>>25321168
IT'S THE WOMAN, SHE WAS NOT DRINK!
>>25321168
i was with my family, we sat a few seats to your right, this was in 2007 right?
you probably didn't see me but your dad made quite a scene, and i noticed you bumping into the woman
>>25320069
That's fucked up.It's also ridiculously hot.
>>25321247
wtf? who are you then? maybe i remember you ?
>>25321303
no, we never interacted, i left the day your dad was screaming at that fat guy
>>25321334
small world.
I always tried to get the babysitter to sit on my face when I was like 3. I didn't know why I wanted it, but I really did. I remember it always made her extremely uncomfortable, though I'm not sure I really understood at the time. I just remember that play time would abruptly end and I had to go to my room.
No creepery into my adulthood, but I'm still obsessed with asses and facesitting.
>>25321277I still fap to the memories.
>>25320553
another one
>6th or 7th grade
>walking home from school
>see personal 10/10
>college age redhead in tight yellow pants and white tank top
>shirt keeps riding up to show her love handles
>immediate raging boner
>start following her
>have to walk really awkwardly and slowly because she's waddling so slowly
>keep walking too fast and getting really close to her
>would stop and wait a bit and then start following her again
>not stealthy whatsoever
>do this for an entire mile
>she's clearly noticed
>keeps looking back at me
>doesn't look scared because i'm not even 100 pounds yet
>just looks curious
>get to a red light
>fucked up my pace again so i'm right behind her
>realize i can't pull this off any longer
>hornier than i've ever been
>won't forgive myself if i don't touch her
>reach out and pinch one of her love handles
>she yelps
>quickly turn to the green light and speed walk away
>>25315261
>Be me
>watched tentaccle hentai til I was 15
I fucked your mom when I was 12.
>>25322196
Are you a crip
>>25320069
Wow so what did she do to your little sister?
post more butts!
>>25319389
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurreeeee
>>25315261
We had stairs in our highschool. Little did girls know if you stand at the bottom and look up you can see up their skirts. I saw my first pussy because some goth slut wouldn't wear panties. That bitch was hot as fuck too.
One kid had a mirror on his shoe so he could have the best view.
>>25321365
>>25321334
>>25321168
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>>25321303
>>25321247
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>>25324947
>One kid had a mirror on his shoe
OP Here. Sorry I was gone so long. For the anons that wonder why I groped my grandmas, trust me, they looked amazing. Imagine a 60 year old lady with huge tits and a round ass. It was appealing to me as a kid.
Here's another story from childhood about my mom.
>be 8
>hide in mom's closet
>mom comes in to change
>see her tits which were average
>she had a nice juicy fat ass
>mom leaves closet, does stuff in bedroom
>I try to leave closet
>she notices me and gets mad
>lie to her saying I was gonna scare her
>she believes me
>be 14
>sneak into mom's room
>steal bra and panties
>jerk off while I wear them
>finish
>put bra and panties back
I never did anything perverted but I have been having quasi-sexual thoughts as long as I can remember. All throughout elementary school I made up weird fantasies in my head generally involving my skin becoming coated in viscous liquids. I knew they were sexual because I enjoyed them in the same way that I enjoy my fetishes now. I didn't know what sex or masturbation was.Oddly enough I do not have any fetishes with anything to do with viscous liquids.
>Be me.
>Be 16.
>On Pornsocket looking at Bestiality videos.
>See man humping dog.
>Look at female Boxer.
>She looks at me.
>I get behind my dog, pull down pants.
>Fuck my dog.
>Pull out.
>Cum on the floor.
I still live with the shame of having lost my virginity to a dog.
>>25318070
Dude. If I pulled a titty grope of that caliber and she didn't mind, I would have literally swam behind her and put my dick inside of her.
Also here's a story from when I was much younger.
>don't know what age I was but I was young
> maybe 6 or 7
>have neighbor that is 4 years old than me
>she's fucking hot
>start constantly hanging out with her
>she's just as horny as me
>shows me porn for the first time
>grinds on my dick one time
>lets me touch her body
>one day I asked her to sit on my face
>she fucking says yes
>greatest experience ever.
>neighbor moves away
>never talk to her again
>>25326057
>All throughout elementary school I made up weird fantasies in my head generally involving my skin becoming coated in viscous liquids.
Anon was your fetish to be a dart frog?
>>25325921
Also had a cobra snake for a neck tie. And a thirty-eight in his pocket.
Older brothers used to lock me and my younger sister in the car trunk and tell us to fuck. We didnt know what that meant.
Me and one of my brothers locked sister in the room and dryhumped her.
I am not sure where this behavior came from. My parents didnt abuse any of us. I think my oldest brother may have been molested in Panamian shit school and then dominated all 4 of his younger siblings into doing stuff. I know my middle oldest brother was raped as a kid by the neighbor girl and is nearly asexual today nut that's not really related. The oldest today is always mad at our parents but I'm never sure why but might have something to do with that.
Anyways, of course, none of us EVER bring this up to each other. Would sooner die. Oddly enough nowadays I love incest porn - I say oddly because not brother/sister but mother/son. Funny how that turned out.
I have a long hair fetish I've had for years
>be 18,girl
>first guy with long hair in bed
>He falls asleep after sexy times
>still horny
>wetter than the great lakes
>start masturbating while holding onto his hair
>force tits into his face
Cousins dog licked my balls
Used to jerk off with banana peels
Pretty good, got that potassium dick
>>25315261
I never was particularly pervet, but there are some situations
>be me, 5 years old
>a 7 year old neighbor girl take me to her room
>she takes off her clothes and makes me take mine off
>she says she wanna try what she sall on tv
>she lies on top of me kissing me
>i_dont_even.jpg
>her mom catch us and kick me out of the house
>tfw I didn't even know what's going on as I get my clothes and walk home
>be me, 12 years old
>mom take me to her friends house
>that was the year that I discovered masturbation
>ask to use the bathroom
>spot a lot of panties
>pick one up and smell it
>raging_boner.jpg
>steal one of the panties and use as fap material for months
>be me, 13 years old
>family reunion at a beach house
>hanging out with some cousins
>most of them young girls (ages between 9 and 16)
>go to the pool
>play the gentleman card trying to help them swim
>every now and then I'd put my dick in their ass cracks or grope them
These are some I can remember.
>>25327010
>banana peels
This is some next level shit.
>used to hump my pillows when I was younger
>used to hump a lot of things like a dog
>one of my old friends from school had a hot sister and would steal her panties all the time and jack off in them
>>25327260
Try it out, they're slippery enough.
I kind of cum like a horse when I do it, oddly. So on top of the banana and semen all over my dick, it works out kinda messy though.
>>25315521
weirdest boner ever
>>25327322
Sounds interesting but I think I'll stick to my onahole. I gotta fap now anyway, thanks anon.
>>25327453
Oh I wish I had an onahole, make sure it's a good one, I imagine that can't be beat
>>25315261
Spread my aunt pussy and asshole when she was sleeping on her stomach passed out when I was 14. Might even still have the pick I took. I masturbated to it for years, I always wanted to fuck her asshole, I wanted to be her buttboy slave.
>>25315261
Ive told this story before, about how I lost my virginity at 13 to my mates older sister
>Over friends house, their family looks after me and bro after school
>Their eldest kid is their daughter, at the time she was maybe 17-19
>Sitting down doing homework
>She comes home work and says shes all sweaty and needs to shower
>She goes to the bathroom
>After about 2 mins I tell the mum that I just need to go to the toilet. Neither her or anyone else are paying attention poff I go
>Walk into bathroom passed shower.
>All they had was a crappy broken sliding door that never closed fully
>Walk passed and look in, see her there bending over taking her panties naked.
>She had the best natural body, big round perky tits still hadnt sagged, nice rounb butt
>As I stare she turns and spots me
>FARK! Run into the toilet and lock the door
>Hear her open the sliding door and knock on the toilet door
>'Anon....Anon? Is that you?' she says
>I come out with my head down all red and embarrased
>'Anon where you looking at me?' tsk tsk anon.
>Im trying not to look but i can see everything through the door
>She grabs my heand and pulls me in
>She takes my right hand and puts it on her boob
>'See anon, feels good doesnt it'
>OMG.jpeg
>She looks mer over then checks around the corner before closing the door and pulling my shirt off
>She then pulls down my pants and tells me to take off my undies and get in the shower with her
>My little 13yo cock was rock hard and was giggling at how cute I was
>We get into shower and I start washing her back, then she lets me wash her tits. Then she shows me her vagina and tells me to wash it, with my tongue.
>'Anon make sure you lick this spot her' pointing at her clit
>My cock was throbbing by this point and she starts touching it and jerking it
>Then she gets down and sucks sucking it
>I last about 15 seconds and then all over her face
>She smiles and laughs then sucks all the rest out of my dick, cum all in her eyes and shit
>>25327506
>I imagine that can't be beat
Vaginas are better.
>>25315261
Madeout with my twin sister for an entire summer to practice before we got our first bf/gfs. She pretty much scheduled the sessions.
>>25327506
It's really nice and makes me cum quick. I read fucking a watermelon feels good too.
>>25327596
(cont)
>She makes me get out and get changed real quick
>Come back feeling like the greatest man in history
>Months later
>Sitting on couch watching TV
>She comes home and its just me and her at the house
>Hello anon, and walks passed me
>She comes out of her room and says shes horny and wants to fuck
>I run straight into her room and she bends over on the bed and pulls her her skirt
>'In my butt anon' and hands me the lube
>I lube up and not knowing wtf Im doing I jam it in and it falls in all the way-lol
>'OUCH FUCK ANON!.......no no shh shhh its ok its ok'
>She tells me to keep going and i pump her for about a minute then blow inside her ass.
That was the last time that happened. She moved out and I never saw her again. Dunno where is now.
I didnt get any sex until I was 19 after that.
>>25319099
>this was before smartboards
Kill yourself
>>25327649
Nah
>>25327666
Yeah watermelon is supposed to be good, haven't tried though.
What onahole ya got?
>>25327711
Fake, no teen will ever try anal, from 13-19 I never once got anal, nor did any of my friends from their gfs. Anal is scary and gross for them.
> Be me, 12, awkward as fuck, much shorter and skinnier than average looked like a complete femfuckboi
> Cute older sister by 2 years, didn't think much of it at all, she ignored me for the most part beacuse she thoguht I was weird, probably felt sorry when I left for school
> Wealthy parents very busy starting business, send me to a all boys boarding school 2 hours south of city
> initially bullied but quickly just became a shadow, no friends
> dont see sister for 9 months because every time I'm on break she's gone on vacation elsewhere
> christmas
> barely saw a teenage girl for 9 months, and on top of that my sister is already probably the 80-90th percentile in her age groups attractiveness
> stiffyinbelt.jpg
> spend all christmas dinner looking miserable because family full of chads who I know I will never be like
> sister and I meant to sleep in lounge room with all the other children in sleeping bags, im up just staring out the window thinking about fucking my sister in the ass, looks like im pondering life from her perspective
> sister notices, she wasn't really asleep because she was concerned for me
> what's the matter anon
> Lie to her (to an extent) and tell her I was severely bullied at school and that I want her to cuddle me
> burst into tears for some reason
> cuddle
> move my sleeping bag next to hers, every other night when the cousins go to sleep we cuddle
> cousins leave, sleep in sister's bed in her room and cuddle, when she's asleep I would masturbate while my hand touched her ass or I would spoon her
> this went on for a week
>>25327764
Only got a tenga fliphole right now but had some better ones a while back. I wore them out with my cock but this fliphole is going strong.
>>25327854
Might give it a shot, have a friend that wanted to get a double entrance one so we could both fuck it together
They told me if they came first they would slurp the cum out of it for me, I think they plan on intentionally losing.
>highschool senior
>assembly, friends in this class skipped the day, other friends already bailed to the cars
>fuck it go to assembly alone sit down anywhere
>in group of grade 10s. Some girl next to me keep leaning in
>start rubbing her leg
>move hand higher, she leans in more
>move hand up to her cunt. She sighs
>sweating fucking bullets i dont even know exactly what her face looks like as the lights are out for a video
>over the pants fingering
>black history assembly ends
>she looks over and i see her she smiles
>really fucking akward kid (me)
>dont remember saying anything, just left
>tfw fucked it all up
>>25327907
>double entrance onahole
This is hot as fuck.
>tfw no friend to do this with
>>25326044
Fuckin knew I wasn't the only one.
>>25327989
I have the bigger dick, so close to 8.5 but not quite, they're a sissy with a 5" one so it'll be fun.
We also discussed me fucking it in front of them and just letting the cum spray onto their body, just seems like a lot of fun really.
>>25315261
>My cousin touch my chest
>She is really older than me
>Use that as an excuse to touch her tits as doing that back
>Keep playing with her tits
>She tell her mom, and her mom laugh and tell her I'm still a kid I know nothing
>Another time was on shower
>Purposely forget my towel
>Ask her to bring it to me
>Show her my dick while trying to get it from me (thought this will make her horny...)
>Now I wanna fap since my plan didn't gone right
>Ask her to bring me soap
>She give it to while tryharding to not see my dick again
I would still try to fight that cousin if I that wouldn't make things complicated, I kind of fucked her sis but it's not the same big tits/big ass...
Me and a neighborhood girl who was a friend in our early teens fucked the shit out of each other. Like after school we'd go into the woods and bang. Wasn't like we were that into each other or a relationship was on the table, we were just stupid horny kids. Luckily we never got caught actually doing it though had some close calls, and luckily her older sister knew what was going on and got her birth control so no accidents.
But yeah, we were a couple of pervs. Went on for like 2 years till I moved away.
>in high school
>family was planning to go back to our old town at our home state for Chirstmas
>family friends/old neighbors allow our family to sleep in their house instead of us getting a hotel
>our old neighbors had a daughter the same age of me
>cute petite blonde haired girl that looked like she should be a middle school student
>I sleep in the brothers room and the rest of my family sleeps in the master bedroom.
>get horny for some reason at night and start jacking off under the covers
>nothing happens since I dont have good jerk material.
>I then realize that I could go into the daughters bedroom
>how could I be so blind?
>sneakily go in her room and find a dirty pair of underwear in the floor
>snatched them and also took a bra for some fucking reason
>go into the bedroom and start heavily sniffing the pair while jacking off
>I even start smelling the bra for no reason (I think I was in a state of pure ecstasy to think about it)
>cum loads into the bathtub and I clean up.
>put the panites in my suitcase to use for the rest of the week
Best faps of my life
>>25315600
>>25315706
>>25318843
>>25320553
>>25326044
>>25327808
By the way guys these are the only ones that are possibly true at all.
>>25327907
Why don't you just fuck each other you degenerates?
>>25328241
Why do you imply we do not?
>be me
>12 years old
>incredibly hot 20 year old cousin is visiting
>hangout with her till mid night in the guest room
> tells me I should just sleep in the room because it's late
>be me in other bed
>fapping to the thought of her
>tell her I am scared
>let's me sleep in the same bed
>wait for her to fall asleep
>reach into her shirt
>feel my first and only tit ever
>dick is diamonds
>fondle her nipples in her shirt while I rub my dick on her warm ass
>stick dick in between her thighs and start pounding
>calm down for a little
>slip hand into her sweat pants
>run her pussy until my hand is slipping uncontrollably
>taste my fingers and go for more
>she moans
>freeze
>"Uh anon can you go back to your bed I can't sleep"
>SHIT
>um okay
>wait for her to sleep again
>lay on the floor near her bed while caressing her ass and stroking my dick
>hottest cumshot ever
>mfw did this for 3 more years
>she always moaned and pretended to cough and wake up
>steal her dirty panties and cum to the moon
>grope her in the day time
>accidently brush her pussy or brush her ass
Mfw I'll never get away with sexual assault again
>>25320553
solid fucking gold
>>25328222
Trips check em m8
>>25321334
Hey I remember this kid leaving while this dad was shouting at the fat guy, I was there with my uncle for a warm holiday, wasn't this at Hotel Luna, with the great food?
>I started jacking off when I was 8 and was touching myself way before then.
>Used to look up girls' skirts a lot.
>Touched myself through my shorts and grinded on stuff sometimes.
>Showed/touched genitals/played doctor in elementary school.
>Looked up hentai on dial-up.
Not much else.
I used to slap my moms/sisters ass when they where bent over or not expecting it. Super fucking embarrassed by it now though
>Be me, 7 years old
>Lived with mother, she was single
>She worked nights, so babysitter from dinner till after I left for school
>Woke up one morning, saw babysitter
>10/10 qt, 17 years old
>Found her on couch, asleep
>Wanted to see her boobs
>about to try to see if she is wearing anything
>she is, and starts to wake up
>That is as far I got with her
I also use to steal panties, and I once got one of my other babysitter pregnant.
>>25330925
Wait you knocked up one of your babysitters?
Story?
>>25321303
>>25321334
Wtf if that's true that's the most insane fucking coincidence.
Where did this happen anyway?
>>25324102
Seconding this.
Any pics?
Between 14 and 16 I was on and off fucking our milf neighbor. Parents weren't around a lot of the time so we never got caught.
>>25327808
How are you now? Still small?
>>25315261
I all but rape my older brother. That's probably the most extreme thing that I can think of.
>you were never cute enough to get your thick milf of a teacher to come on to you in middle school.
In middle school I regularly snuck into the girls locker roomduring the swimming unit in gym and stole panties. I mustve had about 20 pairs in my collection, its a miracle i didn't get caught. Eventually I felt I needed to get rid of them and I burried them in a field near my housing track.
Good times were had.
>listened to erotic hypnosis that tells me to cum in my own mouth (which I did, quite a few times)
>shoved hairbrush up my ass
>creeped on sister while she was asleep
>frequently got up at 2am while everyone was asleep, just so I could watch porn and jerk off (never had my own room growing up)
>probably did some damage to my spine from trying to suck my own cock many times
>also did damage to my prostate from trying to milk it.
feels good to finally admit these.
>be 14
>find artsy nude photos of my mum on her laptop
>email them all to myself
>fap countless times to them
>be 17
>at her house
>she's kneeling, bending over trying to find a dvd in a drawer
>lightly feel her ass through her jeans with two fingers
>she's still bent over
>lightly cup her ass with both hands
>still doesn't feel it
>lightly feel her pussy through her jeans
>I can't really feel anything but still hot af
>she goes out to the store for a while
>I take a pair of her panties, jack off and cum in them, then put them to the back of her drawer
>that night when she's asleep I creep into her room with a boner wearing only boxers
>pull my cock out and start jacking off over her face
>she's wrapped tightly in her bedsheets
>try to get my hand into her sheets
>she's lying on her front
>feel my hand up her back
>slowly reach for her ass
>she wakes up but isn't facing me
>I gtfo of there quietly and she doesn't see me
>she goes back to sleep
Fucked my 15 year old cousin when I was 10.
Steal my mates little sister's panties, basically purposely get caught spying through the keyhole on her in the toilet. Barged in on her a couple of times on purpose too. Cum all over her toothbrush, vaseline,lip balm, gumshields,retainers and moisturiser,cum on all her fresh panties and put them back in the drawer. She must have known what was up
>>25334352
I still have this pics and still fap to them sometimes
>>25315261
14/15 yo - I had a female friend of mine steal a pair of panties from a friend of hers. I jacked off with them, smelled them and eventually wore them a few times before realizing it was weird and threw them out.
There was also a brief period around the same age where I got interested in voyuerism. I would try to peep into peoples houses at night. Never saw anything good tho :(
Also: sharpie in pooper a few times
>>25334420
post them
block the face if you must
>tfw when you and a girl are molesting each other in kindergarten during nap time
So soft.
>>25334522
I won't post them all, here's one of them
>>25334702
Yeah, that'll fucking do.
>>25334776
What? They're not totally nude if that's what you want.
>>25334817
No no. When I think of milf ass, this is exactly what I have in mind.
>tfw hitting it from behind listening to that big, soft milf ass clap against my dick.
>>25327800
I got anal with a girl when we were 15, it's not impossible
>>25320182
Nice. I'd like to thank the big waves at six flags for getting me very quick tit contact while jumping sideways with my arms in the air
>>25319732
>you were alpha as fuck, but got fucked over by a feminazi.
>hurts a girl and sexually harasses her until she fights back
>feminazi
dat cognitive dissonance
>>25319929
you should go to therapy
>>25334702
Moar, anon.
>>25327945
i wish this had happened to me. i was so horny all the time in high school
>>25320224
...whut
I was a fucking turbo autist and I never cared about girls. Had no idea what would I do with them anyway, I was 16 when I fell in love for the first time
>>25320553
>make hissing noises like a snake and slide away
Topkek, some of the best shit I've read in a while, must have been so awkward and confusing to that girl.
>>25326044
>Imagine a 60 year old lady with huge tits and a round ass.
Kek, that isn't a nice view anon, I think you mean they looked really young and fit for their age, also saggy tits don't count as huge, all women ten dto gain weight and sag in the ass and breast area making them "big" BY DEFAULT so it doesn't count, its just disgusting if that's what you mean, if your grandma had a bod like Lisa Ann or something then I'll submit to your reasoning, if not you're just some sick fuck whose set the bar so low for himself that anything is fuckable baka.
>>25328074
I'm 7.5 so I don't think it would be too fun doing it with me. I'd love to have a sissy to bully with my cock.
>be me, 10 year old girl with 15 year old brother
>Shared a bedroom because he lived at my moms and I was only there every other weekend because I lived with my dad
>different beds
>brother always making jokes about how he needs to "blow a load"
>didnt know what that meant but played along and laughed
>one night he says he has to blow a load right now
>Still not knowing, I tell him to do it then
>he says ok but he will need me to bring him toilet paper
>ummok.jpg
>Brings him the tp, climbs back into my bed
>watches brother jack off into tp
>End
Months later
>brother says he wants me to hit him with his belt as hard as I can
>why brother
>says he wants me to see how much pain he can handle
>ok?
>brother pulls pants down exposing ass
>10yo me didn't realize he'd pull his pants down
>Smacks his ass with belt
>Says he wants it harder
>smacks it harder
>says he wants me to smack him with it until his ass is red and his cheeks clench from pain
>keeps smacking until he says enough
>says next time I visit it will be his turn to smack me with it
>End. Never talk about it with him again
I jacked off a stray cat once in public.
>>25321247
>>25321303
TOP LAWL
We should search for NotPamela and get her in a threesome with these two lads
>>25326500
This roast was so desperate
Anons are finally learning to ignore
>>25338834
Seems like you didn't learn, however.
