Why aren't you using Omegle to practice holding a conversation?
Shit like this has never been possible... can you imagine how many conversations you can have in one night? and it's completely free.
>hi how you doing
Disconnected
>hi
Disconnected
>hi
A/S/L?
>male
Disconnected
Do i need to say more?
>>25314792
>not pretending to be a cute girl
doing it wrong
>>25314792
That does seem to happen a lot, but you can definitely have an intelligent conversation if you do it right.
Again. It's a skill to be able to take conversation where you want it to go...
>>25314792
>no camera
>not camming
You could be practicing your game on QTs face-to-face from the comfort of your neetnest
>>25314819
All conversations are "a/s/l, kik me nudes, you a girl?" bullshit
Don't try to deny it you whore
I'm convinced Omegle is a parallel universe.
3 girls on Omegle have asked to be my girlfriend. Their cams were on, and they proved to me they were legitimate. One of them even offered me to watch them masturbate, and I declined.
I think it's because on the internet, I can portray an image of being charming and wise, when in real life I'm a stuttering beta.
>>25314836
Non-Chads are quickly dismissed
Whenever on omegle I would be the most bitter and hateful antagonistic piece of shit. Arguing with everyone. Funny thing is the people who actually stayed to talk/argue with me were mostly women(I usually got their facebook). The same woman who I called a fucking cunt 20 minutes ago would give me her contact info later on. Fucking hillarious.
>>25314749
>drop spaghetti
>get recorded
>get uploaded to youtube
>become new star wars kid
>have to kill yourself or move to Best Korea
great idea pham, truly normalfag wisdom knows no bounds
>You are now chatting with a random stranger! Say hi!
>Have panic attack
>Disconnect immediately
>>25314749
because there are unlimited shit bots
Because it's depressing.
>get to know someone
>really like that person
>the person lives thousands of kilometers away from you
>go to bed knowing a potential soul mate is forever lost
The longer you talk to them, the worse it gets. Exchanging contact info in such situations is the worst idea ever. Despite all of that, I'm wasting hours on there.
Only time I've ever been on omegle was in early high school, and I ended up with a Canadian long distance gf who would have phonesex with me for hours during summer break
Having conversations online does not translate well into real life social skills.
>>25314887
>>25314874
>hi i'm internet Chad, why are you losers not getting e-pussy like me?
>you only need to be yourself
>>25314951
>>25314874 here.
Nigga this is me. I am far from chad.
>>25314935
>>25314934
>>25314887
>tfw you're such a shitty human being you can't achieve an online conversation
>>25314749
if i put my camera in a certain place and i sit in a certain way there is a certain angle where i actually look cute, in a boyish androgynous way (sounds retarded but i'm stupid and i can't explain)
and when i do that and put some corny tags on omegle webcam you can't imagine how many young cunts smile and start convos with me, i wish i wasn't this ugly irl
>>25314951
I wasn't trying to say that. I'm far from Chad. Manlet, ugly, small dick. My point was that faking it on the internet is easy, but ultimately pointless obviously since IRL I'm KV.
>>25314886
Facerig bro
>>25314749
I usually use Omegle for sexual roleplaying. There's a surprising number of girls on there, even if a lot of them are unattractive/underage. Try out the roleplaying tag, wade through the asl people and you'll find enjoyable people to roleplay with. If you're a little bit assertive you can move onto skype or kik. I prefer skype because then you can always upgrade the roleplay to lewd conversations. I got a bunch of autistic logs and shit if anyone's interested.
>>25315250
Not sure if this picture will be the right size.
>>25314749
>house has thin walls
>parents could easily hear me talking even when I'm in my room with the door closed
>far too embarrassed to talk to anyone when my parents can hear
>>25314977
Only normies draw attention towards themselves
>>25314917
Basically this, never went back.
>>25315339
Use text only. But I know that feel too, m8.
>>25314749
I already work fashion retail. I'm good at it already.I've been applying to inside sales jobs. Time to sell internet domains to small businesses. It's going to suck, but more money, benefits, and I can pay my way thru school.
>>25315302
>stranger has disconnected
>>25315412
I didn't realize there was a text only option. Maybe I'll give it a try sometime.
>>25314836
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU ROSARIES ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY COMFY NEET ZONE FUCK YOU
>>25314749
>Why aren't you using Omegle to practice holding a conversation?
Because i have friends.
>>25316525
Here is your (You). Now leave.
>>25314874
>i declined
Why the fuck would you decline
>>25314749
>needing to have conversations.
>>25314749
>see this thread
>go on the site
>random nigger appears
>instantly press close
It seems fun for normies.
>>25315133
I could be picking up so many chicks as cute kittens and shibes RIGHT NOW!!
>>25316525
this but also the people on Omegle kinda suck and are autismal and weirdly aggressive. It's like practicing guitar by just humming with your mouth
>>25316616
OH MAN, just tried it again
>people see me
>they disconnect
>over and over and over
>a cutie appears
>I smile and say hello
>So does she
>OMG SHE'S NOT QUITTING, ABORT ABORT ABORT
What the fuck is this
Omegle is pathetically easy.
If you're bored by monotonous would-be sluts then there's nothing to do on omegle, as that's pretty much what it's about.
>>25317794
Using this to practice, it's getting easier by the minute
