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What are your new year's resolutions, robots? Not a better
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What are your new year's resolutions, robots? Not a better time to give/pick something up.

I want to stop e-stalking my oneitis, maybe nofap too
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>>25314269

Have a girl fuck me. Or a guy. I don't care anymore.
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i'm gonna try to make eye contact with someone
this is the year i can feel it
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>>25314269
Not really a new years resolution, but it's the date I have set myself to finish my current drinking binge and start seriously lifting again and go back on my diet.

I just want to look like a qt robot twink again.
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>>25314269
I've not looked at my oneitis' instagram for a few weeks now, feels good man.
I'll always like her, but she would never love me so it's for the best.
Just wish she didn't let me fuck her, can't get dat ass and her cute nose pressing against my face out of my mind.
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>>25314331
>oneitis' instagram

I'm not sure whether it's good or bad that my oneitis has no social media, I think it means that she's not a normie
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>>25314391
I was under the impression that all girls are normies unless they're disgustingly ugly and pretend not to be to attract geeky weebs.

But yeah, my oneitis is a turbo normie, so she was naturally turned off by my weirdness.
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No more soda.
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Bumpity lelelellelelel
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Maybe at 25 I'll try to get my first 'real' girlfriend. I don't even meet single girls anymore, and I can't really remember the last time I had a crush. I'm in that jaded mode of thought where I just focus on my career and making as much money as I can. I was never a bad looking guy, but I just never 'went for it' or showed much interest. I think being on 4chan killed a lot of my interest in dating.
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Send that mixtape to that damn DJ collective already.
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>>25314331
Forget this, just checked. Pic 1 week ago with boyfriend.
She's not even that nice a person why do I do this to myself.
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>>25314269
i'd say get a gf but.. well who the fuck am i kidding
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