>be me
>be 31st level wizard
>used to look at porn literally every single day
>edge for days, etc
>lately I have lost interest in porn mostly
>used to catfish on F-list constantly, now can barely summon up a few days a week
>the will to do anything sexual is just not there anymore
Am....Am I dying?
>gf breaks up with me
>look at porn a lot
>find girls that look like her
>fap
>cry afterward
>>25313764
Sure.
Once I had almost 2TB of JAV, hentai and anime stored on an external hard drive and it fell off my desk during the night.
I woke up one morning and plugged it in and I couldn't access anything. Turns out the spindal was damaged.
To this day I haven't bothered sending it in for repairs because I don't want them seeing that I'm an autistic loser who has weird fetishes and watches anime. I just bought a new internal hard drive to store my shit on, as I wrote down the product code for every movie I had lost on a few sheets of paper before it crashed since I knew that would happen at some point.
>>25313825
>gf
Thanks for bumping my thread, now get out, normie.
anyone else /reallypickyandautisticaboutporn/ here?
if a video doesnt fit these requirements, i will not watch it 9 out of 10 times
>amateur. even "fake amateur" is fine like if they use pov camera angles, everyday lighting etc.
>has to be mostly the guy's POV, looking at the penetration. none of that underside nutsack shit, just showing the girls face, side view someone else filming, etc
>the girl has to be at least chubby, BBW is preferable
>the dick involved MUST look at leat 7.5 inches, this is the biggest one, i cant get off if she's dealing with an average cock like mins
>the guy can't talk
>the guy can't eat pussy
i search for about an hour to get some videos up, then i scan each one and x out of the ones that don't seem to make my cut. then when im down to a handful, i watch them and pause them at the best parts, showing the best penetration, and finally cum, pressing play on each one in immediate succession
No you're just growing old and losing T levels
>>25313972
It takes me the better part of an hour to find arousing videos but only five minutes to cum. The videos I don't get to I just end up saving for later.
>>25313972
I knew I wasn't alone, I've literally spent weeks searching for the perfect porn video.
>>25314016
>>25314051
my cousin just goes on funnyjunk and faps to pictures and gifs
i dont know how they do it
>>25313764
32nd level wizard here that's also lost sex drive.
You may be dying, but you're evolving to a better state. It's GREAT not caring at all about women anymore. Fuck testosterone.
>>25313764
If you are a virgin and a furry i feel bad for you. Furry women are sluts. Majorly.
>>25313972
I like femdom but cannot find a decent pegging video.
1:1000 fit my requirements.
>Woman has to be qt but forceful without being too butch
>Cannot be overacted like mainstream hardcore bdsm porn
>Guy can't enjoy it, it's meant to be punishment (no faggy pleasure moaning allowed)
>Guy can't be too fat or old
>Dick is not allowed to be manipulated at all
>No pegging with the guy on his back
>Guy can't be too loose, massive strapons are a turn-off.
http://www.xvideos.com/video1900801/leda_-_student_nurses_fffm
This video is ok, I found a sadistic Italian pegging video a while back forget where. Woman was shouting at him in italian and beating him in between the anal violation.
>>25313764
>2 hour compilation of lexi belle cumshots
>video deleted
>"ahh, I'll just look for it on another site"
>0 results
>I'll just look for it on torrent"
>0 results
>mfw literally looking at malware infested chinese sites on a VPN just to find this video
>no one fucking seeding
I want to die lads.
>>25313933
Fuck you. I can do what I want. 95% chance I've been on the 'chan longer than anyone on this board. I'm just great at hiding my power levels.
>watch DBZ in front of new girlfriend
>she calls me a nerd
>I call her a whore
>we laugh
>I fuck the shit out of her later
Again, not even joking.
>>25314381
I hope rocks crush you and then a deer shits in your mouth
>>25314407
be mad nigga.
Or go out and become what you want.
>lift
>don't give a fuck
>get what you want
It's literally that easy if you're not an ugly irl super mutant.
>>25314482
Not him but I do all of this for years to no effect.
>>25314482
U maaaad at bro? Just lift nigga
>>25314507
I bet you're not actually trying. I'll try and help you man. Gimme your life stats real quick.
>>25314515
wart. I'm actually posting between sets right now.
>>25314482
Just lift bro it will solve all your problems meme again
>>25315110
Never said lifting will help solve all of your problems. It's just about the easiest way to begin learning how to focus on self-improvement.
>>25315190
Just lift bro girls love muscles
>>25314264
>I found a sadistic Italian pegging video a while back forget where. Woman was shouting at him in italian and beating him in between the anal violation.
I'm going to need a link, anon. For scientific purposes.
>>25314292
>2 hour compilation of lexi belle cumshots
Why would you want to see another man ejaculating? You're probably a homosex, m8.
>>25314222
You're literally a failed man. Consider suicide. Inb4 some faggy anime pic coupled with an even gayer response. God how disgusting.
>>25314587
>I'll try and help you man
>6'3, white and muscled
>6/10 face though
You cant fix an average face
>>25315407
If it's truly a 6/10 face, and you have a decent body with average social skills, there's no reason you can't get a girl.
If you have a shit personality (this is 4chan so chances are pretty high) that has a lot to do with it also.
>>25315439
>If it's truly a 6/10 face
Yes it is, it used to be a 5/10 but then I had otoplasty so its better now.
>>25315479
willing to post a pic?
>>25315369
I fully admit I'm a failed man. And I don't give a fuck. Got money and no bitches dragging me down.
>>25314222
>rationalizing as coping mechanism the post
Jesus man... just stop and read your post. See your own bullshit for what it is.
>>25313764
Surely losing your sexual urges is a good thing if you aren't fucking girls anyway? As someone who isn't fucking anyone I wish I could I had no sex drive (for the time being).
>>25313764
> implying cumshots are gay yet are in nearly every form of porn imaginable.
By that logic, any porn with a dick is gay.
