I know a girl who had an abortion because she got pregnant at 16.
Also a guy who got stabbed at the exit of a night club that was known for having anal sex with the overly religious girl in class.
That's what you get when you go to public school in a third world country.

>>25313379
Couple did porn, one just got arrested for GTA, felony evasion, and felony DUI, another got busted for blackmailing underage girls into sex and pictures, couple died from accidents or suicide
I graduated in 2010 and I'm doing alright

The gay kid ended up having body dysmorphia and pumped himself full of steroids trying to get bigger and bigger.

A kid I went to school with recently stole a tractor, crashed through the gates of a private school, picked up his pregnant girlfriend, then ran her over during a low-speed chase with the police.

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON

>>25313510
Did she fall off the tractor or what?

>>25313510
did she die? Or lose the child? What happened to the guy?

Some chick I knew had to get her leg amputated
My old oneitis is preggers

>>25313551
>Some chick I knew had to get her leg amputated
lol why?

A guy in my grade is going into the NFL.

>>25313597
Had a heart attack, and we're twenty, so I'm assuming she did a bunch of molly or something. When she was in the hospital her leg wasn't getting any blood circulation, so they had to amputate.

Kid I went to junior high with is in prison for stabbing some guy in a fight earlier this year

>>25313379
>grooming
they just keep making up fascist shit to throw men in jail

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>>25313379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjIHmTEBgL0

>>25313630

Went to school with Jeremy Maclin.

>>25313736
yeah he got sent down because a lot of these girls he pumped and dumped got butthurt so decided to get together and take him to court

if we were in Spain or Italy he'd be fine because their age of consent is only 14

single moms that keep popping out babies. that's about it

>tfw was just twitter creeping on tons of high school classmates
>tfw the short weird girl that used to flirt with me all the time is still weird but extremely hot
>tfw realize most of my old classmates were more or less completely unaware of my existence despite going to an extremely small school
Weird feels, man.
>>25313691
Shit, some kid I went to junior high with just got out of jail earlier this year. Idk what it was for but the dude was almost definitely involved in some gang shit.

I found a guy who showed promise and turned into a NEET without even a high school certificate shitposting at 430 in the morning.

He was me.

A guy in my grad class is really good at football. I don't really care but it will be nice to say "I know that guy" if I end up having kids and he's on TV.

>>25313761
>Butthole Surfers

In retrospect that is a pretty homosexual name for a band.

>>25313379
You can't groom people under-age now? There goes my job as a fucking barber. Fucking normies can't let me have anything!

Cam Newton is extremely popular now, he was a very nice guy I rode the bus with him in High School. It makes me sad I do not have athletic talent, or any talent really.

There's a sign on my street that says this is his home and it makes me feel bad honestly

>>25313920
That was the point, dingus. They come from the era of calling people things like fartknocker and assgoblin. It's also a double entendre. Do they surf buttholes, or are they surfers that act like buttholes?

Back in the summer some Stacey I graduated with was charged with having sex with a 12 year old

>>25313998
>implying "Butthole Surfers" is comparable to 90's band names like "Third Eye Blind," "Pearl Jam" or "Silverchair."

They had a lot of directions to go with their name, and they went with an ambiguously gay one. Not saying that's bad. Just... maybe that was part of the message.

>>25314017
She get 15 years of a slap on the wrist?

>>25314038
Pearl Jam = semen
Third Eye Blind = dick hole
Silverchair = autism wheel chair
I'd say it was in the same ballpark.