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>tfw Santa didn't bring me a gf
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2015-12-28 16:52:02 Post No. 25313257
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:52:02 Post No. 25313257 [Report]
>tfw Santa didn't bring me a gf
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:53:32 Post No.25313282
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:53:32 Post No.25313282 [Report]
>>25313257
i wanted a 10ft long horse dildo, but all i got were socks.

i know the feel, op :(
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:55:35 Post No.25313313
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:55:35 Post No.25313313 [Report]
The fucker didnt bring me gf either. I though I just had bad luck like every year but maybe there is more to this, maybe he keeps all the gfs to himself.
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:56:45 Post No.25313333
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 16:56:45 Post No.25313333 [Report]
>>25313313

>tfw santa is a chad
>santa blizzardcock
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:10:22 Post No.25313563
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:10:22 Post No.25313563 [Report]
>>25313333
quads confirm christmas should be banned from r9k
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:15:16 Post No.25313634
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>It's Christmas Day
>Daughter wakes me up at 5am
>"Daddy, I think I hear Santa!"
>Look next to me
>Wife isn't in bed
>Go downstairs with daughter
>Daughter looks into living room and gasps
>"Daddy, why is Santa kissing mommy?"
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:21:52 Post No.25313727
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:21:52 Post No.25313727 [Report]
>>25313257
>Based Norad

Mah nigga.
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:39:49 Post No.25314022
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Anonymous 2015-12-28 17:39:49 Post No.25314022 [Report]
I live in hastings, new zealand
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