Okay wtf do I do now? What should I say
Want to Sara a cup of coffee with me next Tuesday at 3?
>Hey Sarah I love your hair
really? thanks *emojy*
>So where do you live?
xxx
>That's awesome we should go for a walk together and maybe get a coffee
yes that sounds nice
>Great give me your number so i can text you when and where we'll meet
>4532534
tadaaa
>>25312823
hello sarah i liked you because your attraction level is low enough that I think I have a chance
hru anyway bb?
Sup grill, you like pop tarts
Said it as a joke and it somehow worked
>>25312857
Minus the 'a' after Sara. Girls love shitty puns.
>>25312857
Going with this. Will post any results
>>25312918
Where are you from, KekuleK?
>>25312918
If she doesn't like it she probably has a shit personality and you should move onto the next girl and use a similar name pun.
>>25312918
OP Here
>tfw already has chad
>>25313039
Looks like her gay brother.
>>25312941
My screenshots should give you all the clues you need
>>25313039
I'm old. What is a fuck boy?
>>25313039
Hmm, they look Arab but time says 16:32
Central London?
>>25312857
>going on a Tinder date during the day
why do people do this
>>25313180
Most people on /r9k/ are looking for a gf not a one night stand.
>>25313179
Ting ting we have a winner
>>25313144
Basically the kids who ask shit like, "What would you do if I were there? ;)"
>>25312823
Prepare to be unmatched, or subtle rejection/being ignored
