If its so much harder to get a girlfriend why do i still not have a boyfriend?
I'll be your bf if you live in the Midwest
See?
because you're fat
>>25312586
Probably because you're an entitled cunt who thinks guys HAVE to make the first move
Go ask out a boy, you'll get one that says yes pretty quick
>>25312586
I can be your online bf who showers you with attention and Steam gifts.
I will also be your bf if you live in Germany
>>25312599
this, if tbqhwy
>>25312586
shoo shoo roastie. literally all you have to do is go out in public and wait to be approached by chad.
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>>25312603
>Probably because you're an entitled cunt who thinks guys HAVE to make the first move
>Go ask out a boy, you'll get one that says yes pretty quick
>because youre a fembot that means you never tried
yeah go fuck yourself
>>25312640
Well yeah moat fembots tend to be entitled cunts.
Have you tried?
>>25312693
I have tried with a handful of boys and it only leads to hurt and rejection even from boys that you would not expect to be like that.
>>25312586
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>>25312712
Are you asking out chads?
>>25312586
You must have very specific tastes.
All the guys here besides the reactionaries (who I secretly believe to be majority muslim) would gangbang you until you literally pissed yourself, then until your cunt went sore, then until you piss yourself again and then until you literally just feel the fullness inside and your muscles are too tired to tense even a little bit anymore but you don't care because it's just so nice to give someone pleasure because it takes the pain away.
(I wish I was a girl sometimes, it would make things so easy.)
>>25312741
no, chad wont even look at me let alone fuck me.
>>25312763
Join our ERP club at >>>/mlp/!
>>25312763
You're probably fat
Lose weight ugly roastie
>>25312763
Where do you live? I'll be your bf
>tfw need a shit but bf is in the only toilet taking a shit
>>25312802
i live in london
>>25312763
Then you're coming on too strong.
I've hurt girls like that. I even made one run away and literally bawl her eyes out.
Sure, in my case it's my odd sexual tastes (are you a nice and obedient girl who can take a bit of pain so I can get hard?) which has given me a complex but in general you need to assure these guys that you're not dangerous and that you literally just want to hang and fuck for fun and that you won't even tell anyone.
>>25312825
Well fuck I live in Texas. Sorry.
>>25312825
London's a shithole.
t. Potatonigger
>>25312825
i live in london too
>>25312830
Does that mean you like to fuck girls painfully?
Same reason as the rest of /r9k/, it's completely your fault and not that difficult but the fags on this board cry "normie get out wageslave cunt REEEE!" even though it requires basically no fucking effort to get a gf in this day and age or in your case a bf.
>>25312586
I'll talk straight with you. It's mostly likely because you're not attractive enough and your personality doesn't make up for that.
>>25312903
I'm a virgin so I don't know. But it's like, imagine that someone was into Hellraiser-level BDSM. But the person is born like that, like a gay person is born gay, and faps (without being like, damaged by porn or sexual abuse or anything) to guillotines and bloody degrading gangrape at the age of 12. And then it "gets worse" from there.
I think if I had to fuck someone quickly it'd have to involve pain and degradation (like clothespins nipple clamps-level) and panties-in-mouth play-rape, otherwise mental domination or degrading agreements could work. I want to try out vanilla sex with someone first obviously because one of the major things about this is that, well, what if I don't get it up? Then I have to explain that, and maybe the girl will think I'm a freak or something. ;_;
I also think I'd find being the target of this from a girl emotionally fulfilling, if she got off to it like I do, but I don't know if I'd get hard from it.
>>25312996
This.
Same reason that robots can't get gfs.
>tfw just realised I'm actually really boring
No wonder people don't call me to hang out.
>>25313008
Im a virgin too so i dont even know how i would like it rough.
stop acting like you aren't turning guys down, there is no doubt in my mind that you've been approached before but denied the chance for whatever reason, the most likely cause being he wasn't good enough for you.
either way you can get a flurry of messages and opportunities online, just look at this thread.
I know this thread is bait so fuck off.
>>25313162
How would you react if a guy told you IRL what I just said?
>>25312608
i-i want steam gifts... but im a guy
>>25312763
>>25312830
Yup probably coming on to strong. I was friends with a girl who wanted to date me so bad but we were polar opposites, had none of the same goals but she would try to flirt, and kiss me even when I told her to stop that I eventually stopped being friend with her
>>25312996
As other people have said, might be because you are fat, you aren't interesting, or as I said above, coming on to strong.
The most likely reason you are single is because your standards are too high. You probably think:
>but i'm not going for chad, i'm going for the 7/10 guy
>i already lowered my standards
>i'm not going lower them further, i'm better than that
But you arent better, if not you would have someone by now. Either you haven't tried enough on your actual level or you need to lower your standards.
>>25313216
i would be worried, i can understand the rough sex but what you mentioned sounds like you want to murder me.
>>25313665
Yeah, that's what I fear. That's why I don't ever hit on girls, ever.
> what you mentioned sounds like you want to murder me
But no, not at all. Safe, sane and consensual or bust desu.
If we where in a bedroom situation and I couldn't get it up and you decided you wouldn't want to participate I'd do my hardest to get you off by licking your pussy or whatever you wanted really. (that's like sucking a guys dick except it takes longer, right?)
>>25313749
> tfw you scare girls
This is even worse than rejection desu.
Also, I didn't mean to hijack your thread with my whining. Sorry.
why do you always assume that girls that can't get a boyfriend are fat?
i'm fucking underweight and i'm a 21 y/o virgin
Men have it easier, some men just don't realise it.
>>25315391
How do we have it easier? And don't start with how girls are catty towards each other, that doesn't count.
balls don't make my cock hard
seeing an ass with balls hanging down doesn't make my cock go full erect or any kind of erect
putting stuff in my asshole doesn't turn me on, nor do cocks
only vaginas, female asses, tits and a pretty female face can make my cock hard
why would i get sexual with someone if i need hours of sucking to get my cock hard?
what are you, retarded?
>>25315034
You are either lying or have a hideously deformed face.
>>25315034
Probably because it's pretty difficult to be so hideously ugly that nobody will fuck you, but pretty easy to be so hideously fat that nobody will fuck you.
And yes, those are the only two options roastie
>>25312712
Welcome to being a man 101
Rejection is fucking awful but after the 100th time it gets to be less awful than it used to be
You are expecting down guy who meets all your requirements to face the same rejection that you fear so much
Get over yourself and just ask guys out on dating sites and IRL if you're that desperate
Where are you from and how do you look?
/r9k/ dating service will have you boyfriended up in literally 10 minutes.
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>>25315595
i don't have a deformed face
just a ginger girl who's freckled to death and has invisible eyebrows/eyelashes
>>25315816
>just a ginger girl who's freckled to death
That's a good start.
Post picture.
>>25315816
then you probably aren't trying at all.
>>25312608
Can you shower me with amazon gifts instead?
>>25312586
>tfw never any nz bots to date my fat ass
why live.
how am I supposed to meet some qt boy online when half the population doesnt even know it exists
>>25315816
I lvoe redhair and freckles!
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>>25316018
i live in nz but won't date you if you're fat, sorry
>>25312825
>>25315816
>tfw love Brits and gingers
>tfw Murrican
>>25315816
I love girls like that. I'm a ginger myself and also have lots of freckles. I'd be your bf.
>>25316102
IF YOU CAN HAVE CHOICE YOU DONT BELONG HERE
>>25316287
everyone has a choice, even if that choice is between a fat chick and nothing
i choose nothing
>>25316018
NEETs aren't known for being up this early in the morning.chch btw
>>25312586
Because you don't shower enough. Or shave.
