if not...what is your purpose in life?
>tfw bear caresses your hips while he fucks you so hard that you lose your senses and your asshole takes his dick's shape over time...becoming his worthless fuck toy for life
>>25312455
Go back to your board bitch
So this is what people mean when they say "you look like a faggot".
>>25312455
ive only ever made out with a guy, always wanted to go further but now i have a gf so thats out of the question
no i'm still a maiden
I need to be fucked, it's probably all I'll ever be good for and I'm not even doing that right
>>25312547
tfw you confuse your straight friends by showing them bailey jay
I'm gonna spend this year working my butt doing squats and stuff so it's bigger. Mines pretty flat right now and while I'm sure I could get fucked I want the maximum enjoyment for both of us
>>25312681
op here. do cycling. thats all. google it. also buy sprayable baby oil
thank me later
>>25312541
>>25312547
>>25312617
Faggots should be sent to fixing camps
>>25312698
I understand the cycling, but what's the baby oil for...
![51aae91e57432be2f9ab68d460454f96ac0da689[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IDGiBpM.jpg "51aae91e57432be2f9ab68d460454f96ac0da689[1].jpg")
>>25312700
ooh~
haha yeah fix me!
Yes. It's so hot when he's hot.
>>25312739
sprayable. it will make any anus fuckable &&& remember to shit b4 offering your boipuccy
>>25312811
but anon...all I need is some lewd cum spit to open up. rough with no lube sounds fun too
>>25312774
You must pray anon, He will help you.
Nope. I wanted to in the past, but as I get older I realize that I don't have a place among the gays. It would be really dumb to have ex with a guy now. Almost as dumb as fucking a girl.
>tfw no guy ever waited anxiously for your dick in his ass.
>>25312700
>gay camps
That would just lead to sex. I met a practicing faggot on omegle and we talked on skype. He showed me pictures of "parties" he went to with other gays. It was all sex. Then he "accidentally" showed me a pic of him with a penis in his ass, cum on his face, and a cock in his mouth. Deleted instantly.
>>25312455
>have good friend in high school
>he's warm, sensitive, considerate, and kind
>good looking as well
>spend a lot of time with him
>have a lot of fun
>he helps me through some hard times
>out of nowhere he starts giving off flirty(?) signals
>i'm like "uhhh wtf...?"
>wait a while and he gets yet more touchy feely until he makes an overt pass
>confront him and say "you gay man!!?"
>he freaks out and ends our friendship
>now 16 years later i wish i'd just been gay with him
>missed out on teen boipucci
>>25313028
wait a sec! is teen boipucci a new meme? i taught only females vaginas degrade in their twenties
>tfw when no big cock ugly cute bf
>>25313050
Gays have "gay death" and become more aware of how weird gay sex is as they get older. Plus they stop looking cute.
Do you really want to be 35 and taking load after load? You would feel like the proverbial silly goose.
>>25312455
Why does the tree have a hat on it?
Why are there desks in what appears to be a living room with a kitchen? This picture raises so many questions that aren't being asked, damnit.
>>25313050
Fags take WAY more dicks than women, and considering that the anus isn't even at all designed to take cock, yeah, your faggot "boipucci" gets way looser, way faster. Look for any picture of an old naked faggot, you could park a buick on the hemorrhoids.
>>25313143
Hemorrhoids are an effect of being old, not taking it up the bum.
>>25313131
I wish straights would stop perpetuating the gay death meme. Nobody wants to fuck/get fucked by twinks. We want manly men that are twice our age.
>>25313120
LET ME EAT ON THAT PUSSY RAYRAY
>>25313304
>>25313120
He's fucking ugly.
>>25313317
he's ugly in a cute way like cara delevingne
>>25313143
>>25313143
>Fags take WAY more dicks than women
aint that the troof?
>join gay club
>gays hang out together, but not include me or this other ugly faggot
>one guy is in my orgo lab and we lab partneri end up doing all the work
>he says that 10 guys or so were hanging out at one's apartment
>number of sex partners was topic of discussion
>he was embarrassed for having the fewest partners
>he felt like a bit of a loser
He had 15 partners for sure, and possibly 17 because he wasn't sure if he fucked two different guys when he was drunk. This didn't include blowjobs either, which he couldn't count. 19 or 20 years old and 17 different people? Jesus. I was hoping for my first flirt and most gays are fucking up to 5 different guys per year.
>>25313208
No one wants to fuck twinks, but 95% of gay porn is twink porn...
>>25312455
Yes. I was in an impromptu fwb relationship with a childhood friend of mine for upward of 7 years until he recently got steady with some girl. Everytime we hung out it'd always pretty much end in us helping eachother get off. We would jerk eachother off and suck eachother's dicks. Over time I pretty much came to terms with my sexuality on a personal level but he never did. He always seemed guilty when we finished. Whatever. Never did but stuff. Tried it maybe three times over the course of one of our 600+ liasons. He wasn't the only one.
>>25313317
He is perfect!
>>25313370
Pretty much all of my other male friends I did gay stuff with at some time or another. Some more than others. Most of the time it was just a one off thing in the heat of the moment but there was another guy where we jerked eachother off and sucked eachother's dicks pretty much every time we hung out. We kinda drifted apart, I haven't talked to him in years.
>>25313366
I don't understand why /r9k/ has to try this hard
The cognitive dissonance is astounding
>>25313182
>>25313182
>ROASTIE ROASTIE ROASTIE
>anuses aren't even designed to take cocks like vaginas are
>WHAT NO THAT'S STUPID BOIPUCCI IS MAGICAL IT DEFINITELY DOESN'T DEGRADE OVER TIME LIKE THE REST OF THE BODY IT CAN HANDLE ALL THE ABUSE YOU THROW AT IT THERE ARE NO LIMITS TO THE IMMORTAL BOIPUCCI
Fags really are this delusional
>>25313443
I mean how would you know, are you a 35 year old fag that takes it up the ass or something?
>>25313415
>>25313370
>>25313366
Jesus fucking Christ, this is why we say fags are a degeneration and homosexuality is a disease. I've never even heard of the town bikes being this fucking disgusting.
>>25313484
im hurt
>>25313366
>No one wants to fuck twinks
is this true? the only thing i have going is my twink body and i thought I'd have a chance at finding a bf.
>>25313466
>how would you know basic human anatomy?
I'm not a retard, nor am I a delusional faggot.
>>25313511
No it is not true at all
Twink is the most desirable
All I really want is a cute gay weeb bf. Why is it so much to ask for?
>>25313591
Go to literally any community college or big boy college anime club. Literally any of them. Pick one. Google the nearest community college, drive up, ask around about the anime club, go to a meeting, have a big weeb fag orgy.
>>25313591
B R I S B A N E
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>>25313650
T E X A S
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I'm just gonna go back to sleep.
>>25313694
>being gay in texas
I feel bad for you anon...
>>25312455
Fags are subhuman
You should die
>>25313511
No, everyone wants to fuck twinks. Almost all gay porn is twink porn. The stuff that isn't often has twinks. Porn stops being equal age around 30. Then it becomes 32 year old "daddies" fucking barely legal 18yo boys.
Youth is beauty in homosexualness.
>>25313484
Blame young people who were corrupted by disgusting older faggots.
Gays just expect to fuck. I as a khv faggot have been around enough active faggots to know. One guy in the lgbt club lost his virginity at 14. The guy he lost it to had just finished college. He didn't see anything wrong with this. He was glad he fucked someone experienced.
Sometimes I am glad I am khv. I don't think I could fit in with the sluts.
>>25313718
For real, I fucking HATE El Paso with a passion. I can't wait to finally move back to California.
>>25313650
4178 here.
bl0x
>>25312455
One of my friends invited me to town for some drinks, at the very last minute he cancelled but I was all ready to go so I just thought "fuck it" and went out on my own.
Anyway fast forward, I'm talking to a guy in the bar and he was like "come and join me and my friends, you don't need to drink alone". Normally I'd say no right away but since I was drunk I decided to join them.
They were all gay men and I had a great time, after about two hours one of the guys started to squeeze my leg. I didn't try to stop him because I could feel my dick getting hard.
At the end of the night we both went to a nearby grassy area with trees and sucked each other's dicks. I remember being disappointed that he didn't cum in my mouth, I came in his though. We then went our separate ways, that was about 3 years ago.
>>25313823
normies; normies everywhere....
>>25313738
If you know it's depraved and wrong and filthy, why are you still a faggot?
>tfw pretty sure two online friends have started dating (they live in the same country) and are trying to hide it
>>25313807
4509 here...
will you be my cute weeb bf?
if i don't get a cute weeb bf in 2016 i'll kill myself
>>25313694
>>25313797
I'm in T E X A S, but i'm notcute.
I'm also about 5 hours awayand i'm a NEET.
>>25313947
don't kill yourself anon you have so much shitposting to live for!p-please
>>25313966
>i'm not cute.
prove it
fuck, i'll do a ldr.
>>25313930
Maybe but I will let you know I'm not into the idea of "butt stuff."
I'm a bi-curious weeb who wants to one day be in a relationship with a girl though.
>>25313878
Because it is still hot, or it was. I don't really get off to porn anymore.
Gays wouldn't consider me a faggot. They hate virgins. They don't want to fuck them.
Some of this is sour grapes, but other is just a realization that you can't be a good person and a gay, unless you are khv.
>>25314144
>wanting a gf
ewwpost steam :3
I have. Shit is pretty cash. Had some of the most mind blowing orgasms ever. Trying to get more in to woman lately though but I managed to catch feels for this guy I met recently so maybe I am just gay as fuck and not bi. I dont know. I'm 24, I should be passed this.
>>25314144
>>25314185
p-please respond...original comment
>feel attracted by a male friend
>always think of him when i fap
>start holding his hand, cuddle with him etc. just to test how he reacts
>he doesnt like it
>i go further
>he beat the shit out of me
>whatever
>make account on popular gay online community
>meet with a guy who seems nice at first
>visit him
>turns out his house is a mess
>and he is a junkie
>doesnt really talk to me, all he does is smoke some chemicals (i dont know much about drugs) and listen to techno music
>i hate it but i dont want to leave without shooting my load
>after 2 hours or so he finally wants to go to the bedroom
>just fap for 5 minutes like an autist and then nope the fuck outta there
>next date is with a armenian exchange student
>i visit his dorm room
>messy and smells like shit
>whatever
>sit on his bed and talk for a bit, date is actually better than the last
>after 5 minutes he starts kissing and undressing me
>feels kinda weird but hot at first
>then he starts licking my armpits and my asshole
>is this real gay sex? awkward AF
>he then suddenly tries to shove his huge rock-hard cock into my ass even though i claimed to be top
>uses no lube, no condoms
>say stop
>HE DOESNT STOP
>he tries harder, it really hurts, there is shit on his dick and my leg
>push him away and nope the fuck outta there
>feel raped
>next guy messages me
>he seems perfect, but lives 80 miles away
>fuck it
>no more online dating for me
hope you enjoyed it more than i did
I'm getting that desperately lonely and sexually frustrated that the prospect of trying to find some twink sex gets more realistic by the day
>>25314148
>you can't be a good person, and a gay.
Period. Fixed it for you, scummy faggot. Whether you take cock or simply lust after it, you're filth.
>>25314400
/y00i/
>>25312906Trust me, it's not. You say that right now but anal isn't like in the chinese comics and it can really hurt and be difficult for him to get it in, and you have to stretch beforehand and start real slow.Also, don't forget to cuddle afterwards. No homo.
>>25312455
>tfw gay
>tfw missed out on teen gay lust
>tfw only come out 2 years ago
>tfw hand-holdless virgin
>>25314843
>gay
>hasn't fucked 15 men before age 20
Uh, that's not how it works, you're not gay you're just a desperate deluded virgin.
>>25314843
i never understood this stupidity
you come out once you find a life partner or cant hide the amount of dudes all coming to your room.
its like smoking weed once at a party and afterwards book yourself to rehab
now you got 2 massive problems instead of one
>tfw missed all the teen gay fooling around due to being in the closet
>Was offered a ton of "Bro" type stuff like "Jack off buddies" and I said nah because I was uncomfortable with my sexuality at the time.
>2007
>in highschool
>am the handsomest, tallest, most chad looking out of the whole group of gamer weeb trash
>all the girls in the group are always hanging off of me like a fur coat
>eventually start attending sleepovers
>spend all night playing Billy Hatcher and Disgaea
>3 girls, me, and 1 really overweight gay guy
>only 1 bed
>always end up sleeping on the very end, with gay bear acting as the barrier between me and the grills
>wake up every time with him acting as the big spoon and his arm around my waist
>feels kinda nice as I'm literally being pushed into his cushy softness
>also always have raging hard morning wood because teenager
>have to lay there awake until he finally wakes up and moves
Fun times.
>be very young, about 6
>have best friend who was wealthy
>our parents were friends
>we were completely open with each other
>he had a cut penis and I had an uncut
>I remember me and him peeing into the toilet at the same time accusing each other of having weird penises
>years later
>we're in different friend groups but we see each other on occasion
>we're in middle school
>he has a hot tub
>there's a shower next to the hot tub
>it's one of the walk in kind where you can see in
>he sees me jacking off while showering and laughs
>later while going back inside the door is locked while he's changing
> I knock, he comes out holding his hand over his junk
>I didn't understand gay sex or anything
>he unlocks the door and lets me in
>he turns around and moves his hand from his junk
>I watch his skinny ass strut away
I didn't realize that would lead to me liking ass in the future. Anyway I've never had a proper gay experience, just fantasies, and I don't intend on having one either
>>25313823
Sounds like you just suck dick at sucking dick desu senpai.
>>25314449
>feel attracted by a male friend
>always think of him when i fap
>start holding his hand, cuddle with him etc. just to test how he reacts
>he doesnt like it
iktfb
>>25315510
at 16 my male friend did this. he was 16 too..... he tried holding my hand while walkin in the dark
>>25315734
What kind of shit did you guys get up to it anything
>>25312455
>have you gotten intimate with a man
Intimate? Gays don't do intimate. They have sex. They use sex to ward off the intense feelings of loneliness that come with being a slut. When they stop being able to get sex, they become depressed and kill themselves.
Don't kid yourselves, robots.
>>25316505
ooh noix
>>25316505
Where's my pornstar men to fuck my useless NEET ass?
>>25313392
Ugly motherfucker
One huge, impressive cock
>>25318386
>tfw ugly but no impressive cock.
