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Oh hey there wagies, sorry I haven't put on my normie clothes
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Oh hey there wagies, sorry I haven't put on my normie clothes yet. I just slept for 12 hours straight and I just haven't gotten the need to get out of my comfy sweats.

Don't worry though, when I go to subway I'll put on some jeans. Hmm, maybe I'll stop by the library as well and check out a new book. I just finished the Lovecraft series again, I should really move onto something new.

Anyways, tick tock and all that!
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>>25312265
This guarantees a daily dose of wagecuck tears.
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>>25312265
maybe after that you can make the same joke twelve more times
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>>25312348

I could actually, which is another benefit of my Neetdom.

But, as a wagie couldn't possibly understand this, I won't. I'll do something else with my time. There's so much of it, and thus so much that I can do.

Which, sadly, is why a wagie just can't being to fathom it all and instead thinks in such a simple manner.

In such a...'repetitive manner'

Which after all is what a wagie is used to...the repetition.
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>>25312265
You post makes no-sense, wagecucks are working they're not on 4chan. And if they were on 4chan they wouldn't be so different from you wouldn't they?
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Y-yeah! M-me too!
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>>25312498
>all this wonderful fulfilling free time
>so much that i can do
>posting on 4chang
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>>25312528

>implying they don't browse 4chan from their cellphones
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>>25312582

Oh yes, a moment of self gratification.

Sorry, most wagies can't do that at work. How do they say it...it's a waste of 'the companies resources', is that right?
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>>25312590
yes so you are browsing 4chan at home and they are browsing 4chan at work. You're better because you're at home?
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Why aren't you wearing your blanket?

You finally giving it a wash?
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>>25312265
Hey neeto.

Sorry it took me 15 minutes to reply to your message. I was doing a joyride with the $3000/night escort lady that I slept with last night. She gave me a blowjob while I drove her to her house in my Aston Martin.

I'm now back in my mansion looking at stocks on my 40" 4k monitor. With any luck, GBSN will give me a healthy ~$1.2m profit once it ticks to 1.70 and I cash out.

Anyways, I hope you're doing well. Enjoy your fantasy books and anime. I gotta connect to my work VPN to have a video conference with my 10-man team. The project is close to completion and I'm looking forward to my bonuses.

Adios, neeto.
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>>25312626

Ah glad you noticed, but yes I'm giving it a wash this morning. Figure I'd try a few new fabrics and soften her up some.

A good Neet always takes care of his blanket. After all, it was from Mommy and thus made with love and needs loving maintenance.
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>>25312676
If they enjoy watching anime and reading fantasy books aren't they enjoying life in their own way?
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Stop lying to yourself, buddy
You are so proud of your ability to accomplish nothing every day its just hilarious
How does it feel to know that all your family is dissapointed in you and how youve thrown your life away in order to sit at home all day (maybe going out once or twice a week, afraid of everyone laughing at you) doing absolutely nothing noteworthy, then you go on 4chan (r9k where people are the most depressed) and brag about the fact that you have nothing to do
>Yes! I finally finished this game/book/series
>...what now?
>i guess ill do it again...
Atleast some people out there try to get out of their houses and get a job instead of giving up from the start
Pathetic
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>>25312723
Sure, but when they go on the internet and brag about it, no
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>>25312676

Oh hey there, I hope the market doesn't have any sudden dips and trips. It tends to do that, make sure to keep a close eye on your portfolio. That's what I do and that's how I got to my Neetdom. Glad to hear you're doing the same!

Oh, but make sure to check in with your doctor. Being as how escorts are just 'technically legal', they don't have to adhere to any safety laws such as routine medical checkups.

But hey, a good ole game of Russian Roulette is always fun.
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>>25312724
What if they genuinely don't care about anything else? I mean, is it possible for someone to be happy without responsibilities and obligations (which, without them, you feel a bit worthless). I think it is possible... if some people enjoy cutting they're cocks in half why not this. Hell I'm even a bit jealous myself, imagine being happy without even doing anything
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>>25312754
I agree that bragging is retarded because not everyone has the same life objectives
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>>25312788

Drawing close to the truth, that you are. Just a little closer, just a little further, and you'll be there Anon...just a little further.
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>>25312788
if you believe in the quote "Ignorance is bliss" then my comment is obliterated, however, i do not
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>>25312788
>wanting responsebilities
>for green paper
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>>25312828
Not really, you want responsibilities for social status
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>>25312818
We should cut our cocks in half?
YES!
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>>25312847
>caring about social status
>on r9k
memes

But seriously, i need responsibilites to feel proud of myself when i accomplish them
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>not even mad
>saving money for trip
>never coming back to AmeriKKKa and staying in Russia
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>>25312265
>I just slept for 12 hours straight
What a terrible way to spend time.
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>>25312875
Good luck for when 'murica bombs that country to oblivion
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>>25312875
Enjoy being sold to Russia's extremely large human trafficking network
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>>25312892
its to avoid the daily "i wanna kill myself" hour senpai
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