my loser roommate hasn't left the house since Christmas, and i'm too paranoid to fap with him around. how do i get him out?
ask him why he hasnt got a gf over and over again until he leaves
Go masturbate near him. That should me him leave.
>>25312087
Hit on him.
> he's gay
Suck each other off.
>>25312087
Watch Anime
> he's gay
Suck each other off.
''hey im gonna fap, knock before you open the door''
big fucking deal
>>25312087
Same dude my moms been sitting in her room for a week straight just cussing and yelling and talking to herself literally all day
>>25312087
Wait until he goes away