>tfw started spraying my bed with girls flowery deodorant
>>25311505
There's a point where this needs to stop.
>>25311505
thanks for the advice, I go buy it now.
>>25311505
Must smell good. Isn't it?
>>25311522
THEN GIVE ME A QT3.14 GF NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw stuffed a bodysuit and made a big cuddle girl pillow
>>25311505
Well you are attached to the value of having a gf more than actually having a gf. Honestly you should just get out more life is not all about masturbating your ego and dick and having sex. There's a very big world out there you just have to find out by yourself. Sex is only important with a girl you truly care about. And remember: You only live life once.
this... this is actually a pretty neat idea...
how come I've never come up with this? man, 4chan, you're the bestest
>>25311619
what the fuck are you even talking about?
I have a can of lynx africa I sometimes spray to simulate having a boyfriend
>>25311660
faggot
badadboop
>tfw started listening to audio of girls breathing when i go to sleep
>>25311648
Just trying to give you some perspective.
What about using female perfume?
