muzzy here, not religious.
>sit with family as much as I detest doing it
>oh good even anon graced us with his presence today
>getthisoverwith.png
>mom speaking: booked you boys (father, me and brother) plane tickets for a pilgrimage :D
>mfw
>asked around everyone is pretty much neutral
>gets to me
>whats wrong with your face anon, not happy to go?
>took all the brain cells and muscle power not to oppose or argue because I've been down that road before and i always lose
>"I'm fine"
>"doesn't seem like it, you must be angry because you don't get to spend more meaningless time in your mancave"
>walk out
Fuck this, I have no control over my life and it's pathetic. help me robos
Go to Mecca and make the ultimate robot sacrifice by smearing their normie box with pee pee poo poo.
LebAnon here i suggest you lay low and go. Last thing you need is your parents to get mad at you
>>25310768
Print out some memes and timestamp them in front of the alien cube.
Consider this your holy mission from r9k.
>>25311951
top fucking kek, im low on memes my man. Supply and I'll prolly make a thread on Friday
tell them to arrange your a marriage with a qt virgin or fuck off
>>25310768
Stop being NEET and move out. Starr to limit your exposure to them. You don't need religious bullshit in your life.
For the time being just suffer through this archaic desert religion practice.
>>25311989
>tfw tell mom specs i want
>will get a decent looking girl to be my oneitis as she can't expose herself to anyone else
>>25311951
fantastic idea 2bh
>>25310768
Ask her, if you can opt out. If you can't then you're going to have to go; if that ever happens than you should save up some money after you come back and move out.
I left my religion when I was 12 (ex muslim). I never gave two shits about religion and as well as politics. The only thing I ever cared about was runescape and anime porn.
>mom buy's you pilgrimage package so you can experience one of the most spiritual journeys of any religion.
What? You'd rather stay in your room watching those Japanese cartoons? You're a fucking loser and don't deserve your families love.
>>25312057
she said i had nothing better to do at home
>tfw
>>25312049
Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Why would you want to be a part of a tight cultural heritage when you can jerk off to cartoons...
>>25311978
PEPE GOES TO MECCA.
Any of those ISIS pepes would be good too, if that won't get you ackbar'd.
Somebody give this man some memes.
>>25312057
It's a spiritual journey only if you believe. If you don't it's a colossal waste of time and not fulfilling in any way whatsoever.
And Islam sucks.
>>25312110
Can i be heralded as a legend, it would be literally risking my life for dank memes.
I want to be one of the 4skin greats
>>25312131
If anything its a fucking holiday right? All those beautiful mountains, the heat, a new country. It's a free holiday why would you not be happy.
how does it feel worshiping a literal pedo op
>>25310768
Look on the bright side: you get to go somewhere exotic and see something most people don't get to see. Just don't end up having a conversion experience and joining ISIS, k?
>>25312165
>>25312167
>>25312166
But I don't believe in this horsehit, I'd much rather shitpost in the sanctity of my own home. I hate traveling of all kinds.
ISIS spurdo good?
>>25312190
ISIS spurdo is very very good.
>>25310768
sounds like a great family desu
do it anon, go to mecca and turn your life around!
don't end up like us robotic infidels
Listen to this OP, Im sure it will cheer you up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
Tell them you don't want to give money to Saudi scum.
Even most Muslims hate those guys, right?
>>25312190
you'll get locked up by the saudies if you pop that isis shit up
>>25312281
I shall hone my craft, to be more stealthy than an owl painted in coal dust
>>25310768
Be careful of cranes.
>>25310768
I would love to make the hajj as a rich Muslim. You eat a bunch of food, go to the hotel and drink, laugh at poor people getting trampled. Get sex off foreign legbeard tourists.
>>25311989
Do this for real, what's the point of following all those fucking rules if you can't get any benefit from them?
>>25312411
see
>>25312013
I'm not planning on marrying any time soon though
>>25312165
Mecca is basically a giant religious museum.
There is nothing to do in mecca but pray in the beard vortex.
Bring with you printouts of pepe being smug.
Tape them to important monuments in the area.
Take a picture and post them on /r9k/ to claim your legendary memer status.
>>25312380
>having sex with ANYBODY in saudi arabia
Even the rich playboys travel to other countries to fuck people
>>25312165
>beautiful mountains
you suicidal by any chance?
go out with honour and dignity, throw some bacon, take a poopoo, burn a quran, doitdoitdoit
>>25312514
>not getting laid during the hajj
I Shiggy Diggy Doo!
This may be some insanity wolf tier shit, but thought about calling in a fake bomb threat during the pilgrimage?
>Buy cheap burner phone from a second hand store and a cheap pre-paid cellphone plan
>Put the SIM card in the phone and charge the battery, but don't turn it on
>When you get to mecca, find a (proper) bathroom, turn on the burner phone and call the local authorities and claim you're an ISIS suicide bomber who's going to set off a bomb there and tell them you bribed security to get the bomb trough
>Turn phone off and dispose of it in some lively trafficked place
>Watch as some serious shit unfolds when the Saudi security forces try to find the supposed suicide bomber from the huge crowd
>Mass panic with normies being trampled is also possible if they try to evacuate people
>>25312449
This yes
>>25312589
>>25312549
I want to be able to live to tell the tale
>>25310768
OP, the system is a huge, bulking goliath that you have no way of fighting directly.
Now, you might be saying "System? shouldn't islamic culture be the furthest thing from being a part of the "system" these days?"
Well, no. When I say system, I mean the "normie" (Whatever that may be wherever you may are) dogmatism wherein they'll ostracise and alienate everyone the dissents from the norm.
Loathe the norm. Hate the norm - but for your own sake, at least appear to follow the norm. Hide your powerlevel, at least until you can find somewhere where the norm is different.
Basically, play aliong. Be the best damned muslim you can be, and then, just for the sake of damned comfort. And when and if you get an opportunity to escape, grab it and hold onto it tight.
>>25312449
>>25312691
Give me some good pepes pls
>>25312707
This has been my contingency plan ever since I defected though, main thing that's concerning me is that I won't have an opportunity to fap
>>25312589
just because he's not muslim doesn't mean he wants to murder all mudslimes
How many muslims around your age are seriously devout OP?
Are your siblings/cousins etc?
Are your muslims friends from school?
>>25312449
heres a good picture you can use
but honestly just suck it up and go
>>25310768
What does your family think of ISIS?
>>25313479
I have close to no friends but faggots are generally the same shit stinking normies you'd find anywhere else. Sluts/Getting drunk/clubbing.
The difference is that they genuinely believe in God but fail to practice. The rest are pretty much like Christian Americans that only go to church on Sunday and live normie lives
>>25313852
Obviously against, think that they don't represent the values of Islam
>>25313662
>suck it up and go
I feel like a child, not being able to take decisions of my own
>>25314075
if you dont want to go to the pilgrimage, pretend to get more and more into religion. basically pretend to radicalise.
>>25314097
Get on the piss with the ex-pat lads in Riyadh
>>25313662
what was this shooting?
>>25312691
>I want to be able to live to tell the tale
I didn't say you should actually blow yourself up, just make people think someone was going to blow themselves up and look at the mayhem caused by them trying to find the person they think is going to blow themselves up.
>>25312735
Re-read the post. People being trampled by people scared by an imaginary suicide bomber is just one of the possible outcomes.
fucking mudslimes
disown them OP
what do you think of euro people who convert? (excluding those for marriage)
>took all the brain cells and muscle power not to oppose or argue because I've been down that road before and i always lose
you will most likely to lose when dealing with a female because they feed off emotion and not logic. that is why she said
>"doesn't seem like it, you must be angry because you don't get to spend more meaningless time in your mancave"
>bought tickets for pilgrimage
How can she do that? What passport do you have? Getting a hajj visa usually requires you to win a lottery since they are so scarce. How did you get one, when many who want one all their life never get one?
>>25312167
everthing can be simulated online but flesh.
>>25310768
If you're gonna do tawaf (circling the cube) try and cop a feel of a qt3.14 ninja.
>tfw you will never get into an arranged marriage with this muslim qt
>>25314774
>tfw you will never cuckquean her
>>25310768
Don't go that sounds awful. Also all those muzzys packed together is just asking for trouble. I'd be surprised if your whole family came back alive/with all limbs intact
>>25314774
She's probably had over 9000 cocks inside her, you know.
>>25314860
She has really strict parents who won't let her have a boyfriend, and even they won't pick one out for her, so she's repressed for sure. She needs a rebellious white Chad.
>>25310768
Going to mecha will be great. It's once in a life chance.
>>25314903
Sounds like she would be up for a quickie in a hotel then. But she probably lives in America, right? Not that easy.
>>25315009
I don't know where she lives. I'd guess USA.
>>25315030
That house in the background looks American. Maybe east coast, maybe New England.
>>25314774
>>25314903
>>25315030
lol i remember this girl from those robot faces threads, she flirted with some really ugly guy
>>25315030
>>25315075
>tfw you know, more or less
>tfw not telling
C H I V A L R O U S
>>25315120
kek I know where too. feels great being part of the sekrit club.
>>25315094
I know who you are talking about kek
>>25310768
Do what your people do best and suicide bomb the fucking Allah cube.
>>25314774
>>25314903
>>25315030
she looks east african, more than african american who is this fine dark lipped jewel?
>>25315496
Some girl that posts here. She actually posted a new photo yesterday on here but I had to trade one of my photos to get it haha.
threaten to join ISIS
>>25312057
>he'd rather be trampled to death by a bunch of brain damaged zealots than watch hentai
>>25315562
The hajj is a giant fuckfest, didn't you know? He'll get a big chance to lose his virginity.
>>25314394
No, I meant that I could easily get caught for it
>>25314904
I'd rather stay here on arcanine
>>25310768
They dont controll you tell them to suck a dick and fuck off
>>25310768
>go to Mecca
>scream Deus Vult near the big black box before suicide combing it
>get adulations forever by Christians
>>25310768
hijack the plane on the way there and fly it into their meme box
>>25315979
>suicide combing
