So the deal is I see a doctor or i'm exiled pretty much. How do you even talk to these people?
I guess someone share experiences with doctors. I literally haven't seen one in 8 years.
>>25310246
Just be honest with them m8. Wouldn't recommend you take any of their psychotics or anti-depressants tho.
>>25310510
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robot u fucker
>>25310246
what kind of doctor is that? Psychiatrist?
Doc here. What's your problem?
>>25310601
I have this horrible feel in my chest.
I need I need 1 dose of gf, stat!
>>25310246
is it a penis doctor?
a female one?
who'll watch you get full erect and smirk as she compliments your dong?
and then you'll blow your load all over her face and hair?
in that case enjoy
>>25310656
Sorry anon, Chad just cleaned out our whole supply of gf. I'm going to have to prescribe you a lifetime supply of fleshlight and some feels.
>book an appointment with doc to get flu shot
>no money for bus so walk into town in blistering midday heat
>arrive on time but forced to wait 30 mins for doctor to call me
>doc tells me I needed to buy the vaccine myself for him to administer it. Tells me to make another appointment and he'll do it then
>briefmomentofunctrollablerage.jpg
>I tell him I have a painful cyst on my butt I need him to look at
>pull down my pants and spread my butt cheeks and pointing my sweat dripping gaping anus directly at him
>he spends the remainder of the appointment prodding around my hole in a futile search for the aforementioned boil
