what are your standards, permavirgins? what would a girl need to make you rather stay virgin than fuck her? i'll start
>fat and ugly, can't be both
>major amputation
>any sexual disease
>trap
other than that i will fuck literally anything that has a vagina
bumperito
I will fuck or love pretty much anyone, even the ones with the things you mentioned like an amputation
where I draw the line is if they're horribly obese, like, 300+ lbs
that and the disease thing. I don't want an std.
Anorexic people are kinda creepy. I don't mean people who are just naturally skinny and you can see their ribs and their limbs are super thin and stuff. I mean the time that's literally lying on a bed dying during the times that they aren't posting stupid captioned pictures of their knees together on tumblr.
>>25310050
p much everything you wrote
also gonna need sauce for the whore you just posted
>>25310171
the kind*
not the time
>>25310172
>sauce
wish i knew senpai
>>25310050
>Needs to be normal or chubby, No obese girls and no skeletons
>needs a non-ugly face
>ass or tits, one or the other is fine, and atleast one should exist already if she chubby
>>25310191
angela white you fucking 12 yr olds
>>25310050
What if she constantly insulted you and degraded you and tried to make you feel bad about yourself?
>>25310216
jokes on her. I already feel like scum
>>25310208
my dude ive been watching the same porn since 2007. I don't know these new bitches
>>25310200
I love cowtits and huge asses, but I can really have someone who is completely flat too and like them just as much, maybe more. It's not that I'm desperate, I just like both equally for different reasons.
>>25310050
What you listed but the a medium fatty that im not attracted to has to make it easy. Ive learnt that I dont have it in me to push till the endzone with someone that disgusts me.
Going years strong on a debate whether to hire a hooker. Something about paying for it has proved a bigger psychological obstacle then ive expected.
>>25310050
pretty much like you (except I can only deal with ugly, and chubby not with fat) but I'd also like SEMI decent hygiene
>>25310232
I am a cowtits fan but honestly a girl can be flat if she has an ass that makes up for it.I just want a qt 6/10 chubby girl to watch movies with
>>25310269
I just want someone to watch movies and do stuff with
any combination
no tits & no ass or the opposite
the euphoria that I get by being in a relationship is enough to sustain to be honest
I know because I've had relationships that span a fuck ton of years and the honeymoon period lasts the entire time for me and it's just as intense
My standards are "must not be alive, dead or non-living".
I cannot deal with people. I can flub my way through social situations well enough when forced and don't feel too much embarrassment or pressure in general, but I live a near-hermit life. It makes me wonder what I'm even alive for a lot of the time. Even worse, I think back to when I didn't really understand relationships, or especially sexual/romantic relationships, I used to find anything I could get my hands on about them incredibly interesting. Always talking with friends about what it was like, always looking online and in movies/shows, always evesdropping on people in school. Now, I have one friend, I've removed everyone but them and my family from my life and have no desire to explore human relationships at all. It feels like I just 'get it' now and all the wonder and mystery and so on I thought there was was never there at all. Relationships are so much more shallow than I ever envisioned and it's killed me inside. There's not even much pain left in place of that curiosity, just emptiness. I don't want anything to do with other people. So of course the natural fucking thing to do is try to learn another language and become a translator, right. Fuck I'm an idiot. There's nothing else I can even think to try doing, though.
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>>25310050
Just both fat/ugly or greater any chance of STI.
Would definitely fug a trap hard but none exist near me.
>>25310050
Literally just
>under 220 lbs.
>not hideous beyond belief
and then
>tolerable personality
so basically an imaginary girl that doesn't exist and if she did wouldn't like me
I just need someone that likes something about me.
the only "must" a chick needs to have is a god tier ass. small tits are fine, big tits are fine, but there is nothing worse than flat ass.
no skellies, I like them thick, but not chubby. I tried to give a chubby chick a chance once and I couldn't do it in the end.
everything else is optional. yes, I'm that desperate
>>25311186
>god tier ass
>yes, I'm that desperate
not being tall or fat, thank you anime
>>25311275
I'm desperate in the sense that I no longer give two shits about her having the same interests as me, liking same music, her being able to cook, her personality.
Now I am actually even glad if the girl is total opposite of me. As long as she is not a cunt.
>>25310050
sauce op pl0x
>>25310050
>>25310172
Angela white.
I just want a girl who I love, don't care what she looks like or whats wrong with her as long as our personalities fit
>Under 80kg/175lbs
>A face that I can look without puking
>>25311370
u know your lying to urself senpai
>not super deformed
>not morbidly obese
>no STDs
>not promiscuous (is no more than 2-3 partners)
>be nice/friendly
Must not possess more than 2 dimensions.
These are the requirements:
>not fat
>not skinny
>GOD TIER ASS
>tits would be nice too, but I don't really care about them
>at least 8/10 face
>BLUE EYES
>same interests as mine
All these are a MUST
>>25310050
>a whore or roastie
>frequents /r9k/
>>25311498
son you will die alone
especially because your post-adolescent weeb interests are bound to change ten times in the next two years
Ugly. I have the chance to fuck a fat 2/10 but I can't bring myself to lose my virginity to an uggo. I'll wait it out. I won't fuck any less than a 7/10 in the face
>2015
>fucking uggos
Have some standards
>>25310050
Her having a dick is the only thing that would stop me, even an STD can be helped with a condom
>>25310050
Can't be stupid, can't be ugly, can't be fat, can't be shorter than 5'3, can't smoke, can't have any physical deformities, no STDs, has to be an actual biological woman. I will find her, one day.
>>25310216
Honestly? I'd enjoy that. As long as she can take me doing the exact same shit back to her.
Nothing hotter than a girl who can banter properly, desu senpai
>>25313132
banter isnt the same as being a dick.
my standars are basically this, just be alive and human, literally that, all i want is to have a nice relationship with someone sex is just an extra i guess, cock or not ill bang
>>25311302
...But...but why the fuck would she want to fuck a guy who doesn't give a fuck about her and doesn't even get along with her? Your desperation is your own downfall
>>25313547
You think you need to share interests in order to get along with someone? Are you retarded?
Having to spend your time doing what the other person is into and trying to get into that yourself is what real dedication is and what relationships are about.
Would you guys gf a girl who wanted to fuck you with a strap-on?
