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Why are robots overrating sex so much?
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Why are robots overrating sex so much?
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>>25310033
Why would someone in a desert be so thirsty?
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>>25310033

why are you fucking such lame girls?
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>>25310033
If you are missing a part when building something you tend to turn up its priority. When you will never get said part it will grate on your mind for the rest of existence because it fucked all the other parts and made them useless.
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>>25310033
Fuck off with that shit, normie. If sex wasn't so great, there wouldn't be such a massive industry for it. There wouldn't be so much pornography and sex shops, there wouldn't be people throwing away their money to fuck whores, it wouldn't be something that would get bragged about in school, there would probably be less women slutting it up and cheating on their partners, etc. Every time someone says it's nothing special, I want to punch them in their normie face for bullshitting me. And even if it happened to be true, they just don't know good sex.
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It's not about sex, it's about companionship for people who have never been close to anyone.
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>>25310093
This so fucking much. Why would people be willing to ruin their lives over sex if it wasn't that great.
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They are fucking memers, they don't have gfs because their mothers still fucking dress them.
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>>25310093
>>25310113
>>25310918
There are people who sniff glue to get high, too.

I've had sex. Wasn't worth the bullshit, imho. Yes, I feel lonely, but that's better than all of a woman's bullshit. I can't tolerate the way they think or the way they just completely deny reality and lie/cheat/steal when their bullshit empire is threatened.
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>>25310984

wow you're really comparing glue huffing to having sex?
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>>25310994
>risk of std
>risk of pregnancy
>becoming "person of interest" to a bitch and potential victim of her psychodramas and vendettas backed by the legal system

Yup, similar risk profile. In fact, I think the glue huffing is less risky.
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I'm not a virgin, but I've been on a long dry spell. And what you are saying is bullshit, OP.
I miss having sex. And its much worse for virgins because they've never had it. It's not overrated, it's just that there's a scarcity for some people and its like being thirsty in a desert as another anon put it.
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>>25310033
People say "If you think sex is overrated, you're not doing it right."

I say "If you think masturbation isn't better, you're not masturbating right."
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>>25310033
Someone finally said it. Sex is strenuous, and often times boring. More over-hyped than Fight Club or the Dark Night trilogy.
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>>25310033
unpaid sex -> social success -> normal functioning human
no sex -> social failure -> human failure
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>>25310093
>If religion wasn't so great, there wouldn't be such a massive industry for it. There wouldn't be so much literature and churches, there wouldn't be people throwing away their money to tithe, piety wouldn't be so respected in communities, there would be less women living as monastics and abstaining from Earthly pleasures, etc. Every time someone says it's nothing special, I want to punch them in their normie face for bullshitting me. And even if it happened to be true, they just don't belong to a good religion.

You can do this with pretty much any preoccupation, just fyi.

There are three ways you can be sated:
Get laid
Stop thinking sex is the be all and end all
Kill yourself

None of them involve whining and raging out like a child on the internet.
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>>25311022

i wish your parents had just huffed glue instead of conceiving you then, i guess.
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I never had sex, am satisfied with masturbating

I'm not even ugly. With some better clothes and a fucking haircut, girls would be more into me.
I'm buying into the normie meme of "meeting the one". I know there isn't just one, but I don't want to settle for vapid honking basic bitches. Masturbation is simply more convenient and fulfilling on that "all I want is sex" spectrum.

The only reason to get a gf would be for intimate connection + cuddling.
Maybe I'm just a faggot cuck, but sex just isn't that important to me. Same with eating.

If I could get $1,000 in exchange for eating grey tasteless pills for sustenance and a guarantee on no sex (penetration) I would do it in a heartbeat.
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>>25311179
>If meth wasn't so great, there wouldn't be such a massive industry for it. There wouldn't be so many amateur chemists and superlabs, there wouldn't be people throwing away their money to get high, having access to pure product wouldn't be so respected in drug dens, there would be less women giving blowjobs for fifty dollars to afford a fix, etc. Every time someone says it's nothing special, I want to punch them in their normie face for bullshitting me. And even if it happened to be true, they're just not using the best product.
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>>25311224
>If I could get $1,000 in exchange for eating grey tasteless pills for sustenance and a guarantee on no sex (penetration) I would do it in a heartbeat.
for life*
forgot to add that
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>>25310994
If inhalant abuse wasn't so great, there wouldn't be so many people risking permanent brain damage to do it. There wouldn't be so many restrictions on the number of cans of spray paint you can buy, there wouldn't be people throwing away their lives to inhale toxic chemicals etc. Every time someone says it's nothing compared to sex, I want to punch them in their normie face for bullshitting me. And even if it happened to be true, they're just not inhaling deeply enough.
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>>25311102
>"If you think masturbation isn't better, you're not masturbating right."
words of wisdom, listen to it you fucking faggots
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>>25311224
>I'm buying into the normie meme of "meeting the one"
>normie meme
normies never say that, they want to fuck a new chick every night
the one is what robots say
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>>25311347
"The one" is actually what used up roasties looking for a beta provider want after hitting the Wall.
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>>25311341
This, you morons, i've fucked 6 different girls in multiple occassions and only when i was drunk as hell and highly aroused, out of my fucking mind it felt better than masturbation, this only happened once, the other times it was more feels than sexual pleasure.
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>>25311119
Lol, kill yourself
If you decide to play by society's dumb fucking rules, get raped you faggot

normal functioning human -> 99/100 times is a failure
normie life has needless amounts of drama, stress, disappointment, paranoia, cuckoldry
We're literally laughing at them from the tops of our wizard towers
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>>25311369
oh yeah it's always the same talk
>I've realized I'd done nothing but fuck jerks and idiots, but now I've matured and I want you!
fucking roasties
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>>25311022
Obviously you're a normalfag just as me, i'm also doubting that robots are reasonable beings, it seems that depression really inhibits rational thinking.
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>>25311382
I am just stating facts about society. Nowhere did I mention anything about good or bad. Your response is literally autistic.
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>>25310040
I don't understand how people can be so self-minded that they can't reach this conclusion on their own. People genuinely fucking disgust me and I hate them all except for a very very small amount
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>>25311226
>the best product
CRYSTAL BLUE PERSUASIONNNNN~

YEAH
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>>25310093
And this thread is over. Lel normalfag kikes like OP trying to convince me that it is not all that great
If you laughed at OP's post, give me a (You)
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>>25311418
I'm starting to believe that like 50% of men are actually just sex starved animals
Like, walking retards who are themselves convinced that all other men just want sex, constantly, as much as they do

It's even expected out of normie get togethers, for guys to talk about chicks and their tits and whatever

I just expect more out of life than carnal pleasures and completely relative/ subjective-to-the-time social success. I'm actually glad that most of society is this fucking stupid, cause they can just dig themselves into a ditch while I make money, make cool shit, and do amazing things without tying myself to pointless stress/ drama.
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>>25311482
Meanwhile pic related
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>>25310113

Its like any resource. You want it when you don't have it. When it is abundant you don't want it.
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>>25310033
>>25310040
>>25310069
>>25310093
>>25310113
>>25310918
>>25310994
>>25311022
>>25311066
>>25311110
>>25311119
>>25311204
>>25311224
>>25311226
>>25311246
>>25311341
>>25311269
>>25311347
>>25311369
>>25311371
>>25311382
>>25311404
>>25311418
>>25311434
>If cigarrettes and cancer weren't so great why would there be a whole industry based arond it?

>If [Insert normie degenerate anything] wasn't so great why would there be a gigantic industry based around it?

The fucking cringe is so great, niggers, if i could give my life with the guarantee that each and every person in the world has sex for at least one time in their lives i would off myself right now just so nobody else falls for the relationship and marriage meme, honestly, this has to fucking stop, do your VR sex thing, masturbate to ponies or fucking anything but please don't crave fucking so damn much, just turn your heads to our current KEK society plotted by the kikes, those fuckers empower women so men are scared from marriage, more divorces, less conservative families, degeneracy, more race mixing and irresponsible parenthood, fucked up junkie whitethrash getto niggers society easily controlled by the mass media that is so full of plastic pop stars and illiterate opinions on the news, YOUR KEKOLDRY IS KEKING THE FAMILIES OF ALL OVER THE WORLD, give up on women already.

Don't you think that if women, or sex, or any of that shit was so great you wouldn't need to suffer for it?

Do you think that by being needy you will get shit?

If you want to fuck it better be for creating and raising a better human being than what you could ever be, otherwise you are just falling for the meme.
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>>25311500
Nope, I'm actually decently attractive, have friends, good at socializing in zero dignity circumstances. I'm not a tumblr/ feminist fag either. I make art, animations, videos, and games. ENTP, I like discussions, planning, solving problems. People listen to my rants, which surprises me because all I hear everywhere else is that no one likes listening to other people talk.

Life is good, and some of the more successful people I've met have in a lot of ways cut themselves off of societal norms/ beliefs.
The people who rag on you for being a virgin at the age of 20 are typically the bottom feeders, the workers, the wagekucks. The ones that pressure themselves into thinking they need to succeed socially to get ahead in life.
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>>25311533
Holy fuck how autistic are you buddy? Your mental disorder doesn't allow you to argument in rational manners, so please stop.
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>>25311533
> living this far removed from reality
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Because it feels good, fucking duh.
Sex is great, it's just that women are a pain in the ass.
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>>25311601
>>25311615
Samefag, but....

What is your reasoning behind this my man?
>inb4 i want to be a normie

Seriously, it would seem that with the internet people would learn, are you a wagekuk or a NEET?

Because at this point, if you were to be a neet, you would know that the desire of sexual intercourse is only a product of random evolutionary selection, this is a continuous goal-less process, why would you trust in your own desires?

What do you gain by being this fucking needy?
You get nothing, you penetrate, you cum, you feel like shit, you get tired of the drama and the lack of sense in the relationship or the mere act of sex.

I would not be surprised if you were a virgin, not as a normie insult without substance, but an explanation of why you believe that sex has to be so great. Read a book or get a nice job, that is way more important than some hormones bidding.
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You want what you can't have/get, simple as. They see normies loving it and assume it must be good every single time, if robots actually had sex, then they can have a more experienced opinion than just judging off others. Its like a friend eating a pizza, saying its amazing but wont share so you just assume its great
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sex is fucking awesome. Literally everyone knows it. The only people who try to say otherwise did it once with some whore and think they're masters of it ready to bestow us "sheep" with the knowledge.
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>>25311969
Keep desperately trying to convince yourself/maintain the "prestige."
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>>25311969
It _is_ awesome, but that doesn't mean anyone has to revolve their world around it.
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>>25311969
fapping when you're a fapmaster with 10+ years of experience and know exactly what to do is better desu
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>>25311667
Sex is a form of social status, how can you deny that?
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I would honestly rather be a fedora retard than like either of my friends, one of whom gets led around on a leash by his girlfriend (who makes him angry enough to punch walls), the other of whom calls those adult chat lines to meet up with chicks and ended up getting a gun pulled on him by another dude who was there

Sure I'd rather be Chad who could fuck anyone I want, but jerking off is amazing compared to what a lot of sexhavers deal with
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>>25310033
Cause they domb monkey brains.
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