That sounds tempting but I'll have to pass

>>25309635
>Oh! Sorry i overslept
>It's ok sweetie just take a seat
>Yeah and don't you think it's a little hard moving out when i can't even find a job? Get off my back jeez

>weakens the beams of the patio

yeah keep eating you fat fucks

>>25310615
>Well maybe you'd find a job if you applied yourself.
>When I was your age, I never overslept. I would wake up early and get the job done.
>Thats the problem with you kids these days, you're LAZY!

>hey anon! Say something!

>>25309635
So, what are you gonna do opie?

>>25310635
>Yeah you're right i do oversleep a lot but that tends to happen when you have nothing to do. But this isn't the 60's dad, the economy sucks.

>>25310688
>Nothing to do?
>You should be out there shaking hands and meeting employers, that's how you get jobs.
>The economy doesn't matter, human nature never changes.
>As a matter of fact, christmas is over, go out and look for some jobs today!

>>25310733
>Yeah sure dad!
>Think about how you're applying for jobs every second day

>>25310806
what? implying he's a lot of jobs or implying he doesnt look for jobs often?

if #2
>It's because I know how to get and keep a job anon. Bring valuable skills to the table, and they want you.

>>25309635

That's okay. Maybe being on the street will force me to change things up a bit. It'll be fun.

(Tfw this cannot happen because I made sure I'm the one on the contract for the new apartment and not mom.)