>"oh, you want a boyfriend with his life sorted out? what's sorted out about your life?"
How would you respond femanons?
>>25308879
I sleep with 20 guys at once and have a job where I mostly play with my phone and complain about other women
>>25308958
>"well, I'm sure someone will like you. all the best, bye"
>>25308879
I have a job, my own place, no animals, am not fat, didn't have a "wild phase".
Unfortunately I am on 4chan so I'm crazy.
>>25309098
>no animals being a good thing
>>25309107
Could live in a no pet apartment, but nah having pets sucks but I might be kind of biased on this
>>25308879
>thinking that women have to achieve anything in order to have value or be desirable.
Have you fallen for feminist memes OP?
>>25309107
All apartments with a cat or dog in it reek. Cat piss smell literally makes me gag.
>>25309127
>thinking women aren't trying to up their value to get with chad
>women thinking anything else but how pretty they are will determine their value for chad
You and OP are both deluded.
>>25309132
My cat doesn't piss in the house. Who the fuck lets their cat piss in the house?
>>25308879
"nothing sorry for waisiting your time"tfw
>>25309165
Ever heard of cat litter? Don't tell me you can't smell that shit through your entire apartment?
Or do I just have a good nose?
>>25309098
only last two are relevant to men, overall the list goes like this:
1. BMI 18-21
2. Hair shoulder length or longer.
3. No tattoos or piercings other than earlobe pearcings
4. 3 or less previous sexual partners
5. 27 and younger
6. No kids from another man
7. No excessive fb attention whoring (ie. 1 selfie per three days or more frequent)
8. Less than 3 male friends
9. No mental illness
10. Knows how to cook more than 10 meals
>>25309210
>Ever heard of cat litter?
Ever heard of a cat flap?
She goes outside to do their business.
>>25309242
>She goes outside to do their business.
Oh, that's great!
Just nail a board over the cat flap once the cat left. That way you'll get rid of your cat poblem completely.
>>25309225
>1. Muh health at every size
>2. Oppression!
>3. Muh stop body shaming
>4. Insecure man children scared of not being able to compete and afraid of female sexuality / slutshaming
>5. Muh ageism
>6. Muh insecure manchildren
>7. Shaming women who enjoy their glorious sexuality!
>8. Muh insecure, patriarchal, white manchildren
>9. Stop discriminating neuroatypical women
>10. Stop enforcing the patriarchy and traditional gender roles / no you make me a sandwich
Am I ready to infiltrate tumblr?
>>25309356
Topkek you fucking retard
>>25309391
For not getting the post you obviously are the retard.
>>25309225
sounds like a lovely dream girl anon ;_;
Not a damn thing
>it aint me starts playing
>>25308879
I would wonder why I said that I want a boyfriend in the first place. I know my life isn't sorted out at all and that I'm a mess mentally, so why burden someone else with it?
>>25308879
Well Pitbull, I'll have you know I'm very good at looking like I'm motivated and heading somewhere, and I'll have you know that out of jealousy I have spurred no less than 3 exes from a shitty McDonalds tier job to starting on the ladder of their desired career.
I would be a very valuable asset to whoever dates me, until about 2 years in when they realise my dramatic, drastic plans always fall through about 3 months in, but by then they're so smitten they're ready to commit and fully provide for my stupid lifestyle.
>>25308879
I have a college education and a full time job. I pay my bills on time. No children. I bathe regularly, and wear deodorant. I cook my own meals. I do the dishes every day. I take out my trash/recycling when the bins are full. I say please, thank you, and excuse me.
None of this is rocket science. You can do it too, nigger.
I have a job and don't live with my parents... that's really all i would expect from a bf's situation.
>>25309843
>>25309909
>muh education, muh job
"sorted out life" for a girl means you're a woman that he would be proud to show off and have children with you. look at the list several posts above and see if you fit.
